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Lunatics rumours (Ask Dr. lunatic)

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Lunatic,

Thursday morning 2.30am Croatia vs Russia at the Cro Club in Perth, however I have a driving test that morning starting at 6.05am. Do I go and watch the match, knowing that, being an insomniac, I definitely will  not be able to sleep before 2am when we leave which means I will have no sleep before my test. Keep in mind though its a crucial match and if Croatia win basically assures us a spot in the top 2 or 1 bar a miracle and that I have failed two previous driving tests.

Thanks man,
toad862.
 
Anyone else who can help is welcomed to also.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lunatic,
 
I got nutmegged 3 times on Saturday. Any tips?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Close ya legs
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
loyalgunner wrote:
Dear Lunatic,
What is the square root of 1435487435453743854534534875748793411305464553154641561018748996456446.05165150684696546541561651
Thanks for your time.
 
Okay for all those gagging to know, the answer is
3.78878 x 10 to the power of 34
Okay so I'm mathematically minded, back to those FIFA rankings....
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
mr lunatic
 
 
what is the biggest number and how long would it take to write

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic
 
Can you clarify if Einsteins Atomic Theory was supported by his belief of the inverse impact of Brownian motion?
 
Need some clarity on this matter (Sorry Albert no pun intended)
 
Tunnel Rat 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And today..


Wellington Phoenix coach Ricki Herbert today offered a contract to a Brazillizn central tough tackling defender who has also played for PSV in the Dutch League. The defender 6'2 ft and 29 years of age and will be great for young central defenders Steven Old and O'Dor

This article has been provided by:
Lunatic of Sydney
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

edward l wrote:
loyalgunner wrote:
Dear Lunatic, What is the square root of 1435487435453743854534534875748793411305464553154641561018748996456446.05165150684696546541561651 Thanks for your time.

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Okay for all those gagging to know, the answer is


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3.78878 x 10 to the power of 34

Okay so I'm mathematically minded, back to those FIFA rankings....


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Thanks a lot, I've been desperate to know the answer to that question for a long time.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yep, LoyalGunner, I am certain that you too spend all night calculating FIFA rankings.
I wouldn't mind working for FIFA though; god help me, working out FIFA rankings might be the entry test!!!
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic,

What is the entry test for employment at FIFA?

 

 

And while I'm here...

Dear Lunatic, What's the best thing for getting fanta out of a sheepskin rug?
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic,
I have heard rumours that (insert Aussie woman's name here)'s biffer looks like Chewbacca after a fight. Can you confirm?
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
dear lunatic are there any paired up socks left in the world?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
dear lunatic why do all these threads take the piss out of you
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear lunatic who is going to be the first injured Nix player/
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic,
What should be the name of Yellow Fever's Podcasts?
 
 
 
 
And while you're reading, who's the hotter MP, Sue Bradford or Gerry Brownlee?
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
dear lunatic,
if chuck norris, rocky, robocop and darren bazely were in a fight, who would win?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Dear Lunatic,

Will this become the longest thread ?  
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic, my cat keeps sleeping on top of my monitor. I don`t want to be mean to him. What should i do? p.s how many posts does it take to be more than a veteran?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic,
Where's my friggin' wife? She with you????
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic,
It's OK, found her in bed with the neighbour.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic,
How would you recommend - and we are talking on a purely hypothetical basis here - disposing of a couple of corpses - male aged about 18, woman aged 37 yrs, 7 months and 12 days?
TheJam2007-06-08 21:15:24
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic,
Recommend a good lawyer?
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lol nice HN
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic,
Why do i bother with this Sh*t forum and the sh*t people on it?????
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic,

Why have you not signed Ross Nicholson, apparently he's the greatestest keeper ever ?


How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
wodger wabitt wrote:
Dear Lunatic,
Why do i bother with this Sh*t forum and the sh*t people on it?????


Auckland City Forum - 30 members
Yellow Fever forum - 1200 members (including the best posters from the Auckland City one)



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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Is there someone forcing you to post or even look at this forum mate?? If you are not a Phoenix fan why do you bother posting. If you are a fan at least be more positive. The internet isn't small or restricted to this one website, there are countless other football websites you can visit, don't bore us with your negativity.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
wodger wabitt wrote:
Dear Lunatic,
Why do i bother with this Sh*t forum and the sh*t people on it?????
 
Yet you persist - bye bye
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
wodger wabitt wrote:
Dear Lunatic,
Why do i bother with this Sh*t forum and the sh*t people on it?????
 
Haha what a loser! Just take a chill pill or dont go on it. Easy.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic is it true that wodger wabitt is suffering from the calci virus and that it makes him delusional and that anyone might care about what he thinks or how he feels (apart from his mother)? Ronaldoknow2007-06-11 22:31:36

What's sight without sound? Love without peace? Copulation without conception?

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hahaha Buuurn

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic,
Wodger Wabbit - sensitive young man with valid points to make on sporting and social issues or illiterate knuckle-dragging semi-primate with a party-killing sense of humour and a ignorant tendency to over-punctuate?
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ahahahahahaha.... some of that is quiet funny.
 
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I see Lunatic has another scoop on 442 Australia that the gladiator Russell Crowe born in Strathmore is going to put some money into the Phoenix.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
is he paying compensation for throwing a phone at Terry?


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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic,
 
How did YF allow this thread to drop to page two of the forums?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lunatic, what's this about Russell Crowe and the Phoenix?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This is starting to sound like a Dr. Phil episode.
 
Lunatic's balls are being busted.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Thats an assumption Uncle Steve!

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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