Lunatics rumours (Ask Dr. lunatic)
Lunatics rumours (Ask Dr. lunatic)
Obviously this guy knows whats happening way more than any of us.
So i thought it would be appropriate to start a thread for him to
post his rumours on.Hard News2007-05-31 16:58:54
Lunatic, how do you know all of the stuff you know?
Sorry, that was a poorly worded question, how do you get all your
information?
Lunatic . . . What's the size of the universe?
Lunatic,
Does the fact that I have a picture on my PC of the Retro Ricki t-shirt as the wallpaper, combined with the fact that it is Feverish's torso indicate my sexuality is questionable or that i am comfortable with my married life ?
Thanks.
HN.
Does the fact that I have a picture on my PC of the Retro Ricki t-shirt as the wallpaper, combined with the fact that it is Feverish's torso indicate my sexuality is questionable or that i am comfortable with my married life ?
Thanks.
HN.
Who's Dr Lunatic and what are you guys on about 
Look for his posts Ska-man and on the Aus 442 website. He's
always got the latest rumour and gossip on who is signing where.
Dear Lunatic,
I' ve noticed that I'm just not as fast down the wing as I
used to be. Do you think you could get me an EPL contract, even
though it takes me 25 seconds to run 100 m? I did used to be an
Upper Hutt U13 second team defender once. . .
Thanks
P-Style
Can u get ma trial at the best club in the world Man Utd! After
failing to make Bolton 4 years ago when i was 13 i am quite
depressed. zena
Lunatic, are we gonna sign a quality striker, RB, and CB?
OK this was a serious thread. but i am stoaked at the level of
humour my fellow yf members are showing!lol
Come on chirs, you didnt think anyone was going to take you
seriously cousin!!???
Mr. Lunatic, quick question, why is it that every time I pee
it hurts???
Lunatic where are my socks
Come on chirs, you didnt think anyone was going to take you
seriously cousin!!???
You have a kidney stone. I suggest you see a doctor.Mr. Lunatic, quick question, why is it that every time I pee
it hurts???
Dear Lunatic,
Where are you? Have you been frightened off becasue none of us
take you seriously?
Oops, am I allowed to ask more than one question? .
.
Hey Lunatic,
I was going to put some cash on the titans to beat the raiders...What you think 12 and under or 13+???Multilyith
Dear Lunatic,
David Bain;
Mild mannered over-aged paper boy falsely imprisoned for
crimes committed by his comb-over sporting, incest-loving father or
psychotic rifle-toting homicidal maniac who got what he deserved
(the bastard)?
Dear Lunatic,
What is the net result (notwithstanding seasonal influences)
when two or more protozoa of the type Senai collide when immersed
in sodium hydrochloraphenaylhide?
Dear Lunatic,
Do Aussie males think that Helen Clark is "a foxy
chick"?
Dear Lunatic,
24 Tui for $22.95 at Countdown. Should I stock up?
dear Lunatic,
Further on David Bain, do you reckon Joe Karam is bumming
him?
Careful Jam - you don't want either of them coming after us
Tui or Countdown ?
dear Lunatic,
Further on David Bain, do you reckon Joe Karam is bumming
him?
I still think it would be hilarious if David Bain murdered Joe
Karam.
Does that make me a bad person?
No, it makes you very funny. I can't stop laughing at the thought.
Irony at its best. Friggin' hilarious.
Dear Lunatic,
The kangaroo is just a rat crossed with a moonhopper.
Discuss.
dear Lunatic,
Further on David Bain, do you reckon Joe Karam is bumming
him?
I still think it would be hilarious if David Bain murdered Joe
Karam.
Does that make me a bad person?
No, but you're not thinking big enough - he should kill
Karam's whole family!
Maybe that's a bit over the top but I definitely think he
should at least creep us all out by getting a paper round.
Dear Lunatic,
What is the square root of 1435487435453743854534534875748793411305464553154641561018748996456446.05165150684696546541561651
Thanks for your time.
What is the square root of 1435487435453743854534534875748793411305464553154641561018748996456446.05165150684696546541561651
Thanks for your time.
Dear Lunatic,
Do you know Bert from "Bert's Family Feud" and if so, can you
confirm that he is made of rubber?
Dear Lunatic,
Did Lord Lucan kill Kennedy in a futile attempt at appeasing
Castro, whom he had offended when his attempts at blowing up the
Cuban dictator via his cigar backfired (so to speak), inadvertantly
causing the death of Tracy Ann Patient and Mona Blades who, of
course, were both involved in the staged moon landing, the
crop circle hoaxes, the killings of Jeanette and Harvey
Crewe and/or the Roswell incident?
Just curious.
dear Lunatic,
Further on David Bain, do you reckon Joe Karam is bumming
him?
I still think it would be hilarious if David Bain murdered Joe
Karam.
Does that make me a bad person?
I've heard he's taken a mailer delivery round in a small town near where he's staying. Freaky eh... is this history repeating Dr Lunatic?
Ronaldoknow2007-06-01 21:51:09
Dear Lunatic,
Do you know Bert from "Bert's Family Feud" and if so, can you
confirm that he is made of rubber?
isn't it painfully obvious? Bert is the Michelin Man without his costume.
am i right Lunatic??
Come on chirs, you didnt think anyone was going to take you
seriously cousin!!???
You have a kidney stone. I suggest you see a doctor.Mr. Lunatic, quick question, why is it that every time I pee
it hurts???
Nah i had a wank, came out, shot the dog, recovering well
tho.
Dear Lunatic,
Do Aussie males think that Helen Clark is "a foxy
chick"?
hahahaf**k yeah
Dear Lunatic,
Do Aussie males think that Helen Clark is "a foxy
chick"?
hahahaf**k yeah
Dear Lunatic,
Do Aussie males think that Helen Clark is "a foxy
chick"?
hahahaf**k yeah
i hope so cause that really is me 
Dear Lunatic,
Do Aussie males think that Helen Clark is "a foxy
chick"?
hahahaf**k yeah
i hope so cause that really is me
Thanks Champ,
Brazillian defender on the cards.
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