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Lunatics rumours (Ask Dr. lunatic)

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Lunatics rumours (Ask Dr. lunatic)
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Obviously this guy knows whats happening way more than any of us. So i thought it would be appropriate to start a thread for him to post his rumours on.Hard News2007-05-31 16:58:54
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Lunatic, how do you know all of the stuff you know?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sorry, that was a poorly worded question, how do you get all your information?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Lunatic . . .  What's the size of the universe?

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Lunatic,

Does the fact that I have a picture on my PC of the Retro Ricki t-shirt as the wallpaper, combined with the fact that it is Feverish's torso indicate my sexuality is questionable or that i am comfortable with my married life ?

Thanks.
HN.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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Who's Dr Lunatic and what are you guys on about
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Look for his posts Ska-man and on the Aus 442 website.  He's always got the latest rumour and gossip on who is signing where.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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Dear Lunatic,
 
I' ve noticed that I'm just not as fast down the wing as I used to be. Do you think you could get me an EPL contract, even though it takes me 25 seconds to run 100 m? I did used to be an Upper Hutt U13 second team defender once. . .
 
Thanks
P-Style
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Can u get ma trial at the best club in the world Man Utd! After failing to make Bolton 4 years ago when i was 13 i am quite depressed. zena
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lunatic, are we gonna sign a quality striker, RB, and CB?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
OK this was a serious thread. but i am stoaked at the level of humour my fellow yf members are showing!lol
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Come on chirs, you didnt think anyone was going to take you seriously cousin!!???
 
Mr. Lunatic, quick question, why is it that every time I pee it hurts???
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Lunatic  where are my socks
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uncle steve wrote:
Come on chirs, you didnt think anyone was going to take you seriously cousin!!???
 
Mr. Lunatic, quick question, why is it that every time I pee it hurts???
You have a kidney stone. I suggest you see a doctor.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Paid off...
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Dear Lunatic,
 
Where are you? Have you been frightened off becasue none of us take you seriously?
 
 
Oops, am I allowed to ask more than one question? . . 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hey Lunatic,

I was going to put some cash on the titans to beat the raiders...What you think 12 and under or 13+???
 
Multilyith
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Dear Lunatic,
David Bain;
Mild mannered over-aged paper boy falsely imprisoned for crimes committed by his comb-over sporting, incest-loving father or psychotic rifle-toting homicidal maniac who got what he deserved (the bastard)?
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Dear Lunatic,
What is the net result (notwithstanding seasonal influences) when two or more protozoa of the type Senai collide when immersed in sodium hydrochloraphenaylhide?
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Dear Lunatic,
Do Aussie males think that Helen Clark is "a foxy chick"?
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lunatic,
24 Tui for $22.95 at Countdown. Should I stock up?
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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dear Lunatic,
Further on David Bain, do you reckon Joe Karam is bumming him?
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Careful Jam - you don't want either of them coming after us

Founder

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
TheJam wrote:
dear Lunatic,
Further on David Bain, do you reckon Joe Karam is bumming him?
 
I still think it would be hilarious if David Bain murdered Joe Karam.
 
Does that make me a bad person?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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No, it makes you very funny. I can't stop laughing at the thought. Irony at its best. Friggin' hilarious.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Dear Lunatic,
The kangaroo is just a rat crossed with a moonhopper. Discuss.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Frankie Mac wrote:
TheJam wrote:
dear Lunatic,
Further on David Bain, do you reckon Joe Karam is bumming him?
 
I still think it would be hilarious if David Bain murdered Joe Karam.
 
Does that make me a bad person?
 
No, but you're not thinking big enough - he should kill Karam's whole family!
 
Maybe that's a bit over the top but I definitely think he should at least creep us all out by getting a paper round.
 
 

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Dear Lunatic,
What is the square root of 1435487435453743854534534875748793411305464553154641561018748996456446.05165150684696546541561651
Thanks for your time.
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Dear Lunatic,
Do you know Bert from "Bert's Family Feud" and if so, can you confirm that he is made of rubber?
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Dear Lunatic,
Did Lord Lucan kill Kennedy in a futile attempt at appeasing Castro, whom he had offended when his attempts at blowing up the Cuban dictator via his cigar backfired (so to speak), inadvertantly causing the death of Tracy Ann Patient and Mona Blades who, of course, were both involved in the staged moon landing, the crop circle hoaxes, the killings of Jeanette and Harvey Crewe and/or the Roswell incident?
Just curious.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Frankie Mac wrote:
TheJam wrote:
dear Lunatic,
Further on David Bain, do you reckon Joe Karam is bumming him?
 
I still think it would be hilarious if David Bain murdered Joe Karam.
 
Does that make me a bad person?


I've heard he's taken a mailer delivery round in a small town near where he's staying. Freaky eh... is this history repeating Dr Lunatic?
Ronaldoknow2007-06-01 21:51:09

What's sight without sound? Love without peace? Copulation without conception?

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TheJam wrote:
Dear Lunatic,
Do you know Bert from "Bert's Family Feud" and if so, can you confirm that he is made of rubber?



isn't it painfully obvious? Bert is the Michelin Man without his costume.


am i right Lunatic??


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sanday wrote:
uncle steve wrote:
Come on chirs, you didnt think anyone was going to take you seriously cousin!!???
 
Mr. Lunatic, quick question, why is it that every time I pee it hurts???
You have a kidney stone. I suggest you see a doctor.
 
Nah i had a wank, came out, shot the dog, recovering well tho.
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TheJam wrote:
Dear Lunatic,
Do Aussie males think that Helen Clark is "a foxy chick"?
 
 hahaha
 
f**k yeah
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MelbourneFan wrote:
TheJam wrote:
Dear Lunatic,
Do Aussie males think that Helen Clark is "a foxy chick"?
 
 hahaha
 
f**k yeah
Yep and aussie females think CelticFCs avatar is spunky.

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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ballane wrote:
MelbourneFan wrote:
TheJam wrote:
Dear Lunatic,
Do Aussie males think that Helen Clark is "a foxy chick"?
 
 hahaha
 
f**k yeah
Yep and aussie females think CelticFCs avatar is spunky.
 
 
i hope so cause that really is me

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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CelticFC wrote:
ballane wrote:
MelbourneFan wrote:
TheJam wrote:
Dear Lunatic,
Do Aussie males think that Helen Clark is "a foxy chick"?
 
 hahaha
 
f**k yeah
Yep and aussie females think CelticFCs avatar is spunky.
 
 
i hope so cause that really is me
In that your case your signed as am bloody sure no opposition player will come anywhere near you.

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Thanks Champ,
 
Brazillian defender on the cards.
 
Read rumours
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