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Mario Jardel

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mario Jardel
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Has anyone seen Jardel play lately ahead of this weekend's match? I seem to have the idea he's more of a threat to our pie supplies then our goal.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Last i heard he was seen being towed away from a Newcastle beach.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
There been reports of destroyed submarines at the bottom of Sydney harbour
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Shame. He was absolute quality from 1999 until about 2003 when he was at Galatasaray.
 
I went to the Olympiastadion in 2000 Champions League Quarterfinals to watch Bayern play Porto. He was sensational in that game, and only a few outstanding saves from Kahn prevented him from getting a hat-trick (he still scored 1 though).
 
Drulovic was whipping balls in for him and he was lethal in the air - all over Thomas Linke who was marking him. He was awesome for Galatasary and top scorer in the Champions League in 2002/03
 
A real shame to see so much talent wasted...
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground. Mario! Mario!"
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
he should get some tips on how to stay in shape, from Carlos Fitnandez
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Evidently he has not had the right visa to play. By all accounts he's been on a tourist visa and is in the process of transferring to a sporting visa. Major stuff-up on behalf of the Jets management.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
haha funny lot.

At this stage Jardel is still waiting on a visa to play. IT may can before Sunday but.

And has already lost 6kilos since he has been here. About 3 weeks.
So just needs some match Fitness.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lost 6 kilos. So that's 120kg - 6kg = 114kg - still a porker.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lmao you guys crack me up
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
bigdunc wrote:
"He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground. Mario! Mario!"


ideal =P
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
HeySeus wrote:
Evidently he has not had the right visa to play. By all accounts he's been on a tourist visa and is in the process of transferring to a sporting visa. Major stuff-up on behalf of the Jets management.
 
 brilliant, the only bigger stuff up they could have made would have been to involve Ticketek in the visa delivery process
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
tigers wrote:
HeySeus wrote:
Evidently he has not had the right visa to play. By all accounts he's been on a tourist visa and is in the process of transferring to a sporting visa. Major stuff-up on behalf of the Jets management.
 
 brilliant, the only bigger stuff up they could have made would have been to involve Ticketek in the visa delivery process
 
Hahaha
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
has joey johns given him a big novacastrian welcome yet? 
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
(to the tune of Do they know its Christmas time)
 
feed Jardel, let him know its dinner time

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"Are you our steward in disguise?!"
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
HeySeus wrote:
Evidently he has not had the right visa to play. By all accounts he's been on a tourist visa and is in the process of transferring to a sporting visa. Major stuff-up on behalf of the Jets management.


Yea apparently immigration let him in on a tourist visa 'cos they didn't believe he was a professional sportsman when he turned up at the airport .

What's sight without sound? Love without peace? Copulation without conception?

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
hah i let you lads have ya laugh.

Nar he is about 92 or 91, So doing pretty good. The press made this over weight thing up. When he is actually very slim.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
jeremiah wrote:
has joey johns given him a big novacastrian welcome yet? 



i doubt it, the london cops took his 'gifts'


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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Iunno what you guys going on about...Jardel looks alright, looked fit when they did alittle story on him on SBS.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The way our defence has been performing even Jardell could make mincemeat of us!
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the gaps didnt look that big


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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
gings wrote:
the gaps didnt look that big
 
 
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

the GAP looked huge though - the one on the right side

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yes, the gap on the right did look huge, but, Jardel huge?


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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hmm I think it would be a tight squeeze. Sort of like getting a oil tanker down the panama canal

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
JArdel visa has been approved and he should play a part in out next home game v Adelaide on 15th.
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