Random chants to weird out and take the piss out o Aussies is always good.
Remember going to Celtic V brisbane earlier this year. Was with a whole bunch of Scots from NZ,and we jumped on a bus with aussies going to the game,started doing pisstake chants to rile them up "aussie aussie aussie,oi oi oi" (in aussie accent),and also did the haka etcAussies won't know your taking the piss. they'll just think we love them and their crap show. You'll need to go up to them with a few pictures to explain it all
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Oh yeah lost 75-0 or something lke that that year. Won the Football 1-0 from memory. Not that anyone cared.
All Aboard the Phoenix/ All Whites Bandwagon!!
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Or Poi-E for the home games 
Poi-E for home games, but with Phoe-nix instead as the players walk out the tunnel perhaps
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Phoenix. City.
You know we belong together...
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I'm not sure if this is already done but the Sleepyhead theme song in recognition of Wellington Beds sponsorship could go down a treat for its general random awesomeness. Was always a fan favourite at school
You don't buy a bed everyday
To get a good night sleep
Just put your money away
If you neeeeed to know
you can sleep on it
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Or Poi-E for the home games
Poi-E for home games, but with Phoe-nix instead as the players walk out the tunnel perhaps
I like
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I'm not sure if this is already done but the Sleepyhead theme song in recognition of Wellington Beds sponsorship could go down a treat for its general random awesomeness. Was always a fan favourite at school
You don't buy a bed everyday
To get a good night sleep
Just put your money away
If you neeeeed to know
you can sleep on it
Small problem that Wellington Beds, and Sleepyhead are competitors.
I can't see it going down too well.
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I'm not sure if this is already done but the Sleepyhead theme song in recognition of Wellington Beds sponsorship could go down a treat for its general random awesomeness. Was always a fan favourite at school
You don't buy a bed everyday
To get a good night sleep
Just put your money away
If you neeeeed to know
you can sleep on it
Small problem that Wellington Beds, and Sleepyhead are competitors.
I can't see it going down too well.
You could try and 'catch more zeds
At Wellington beds'
But it is a fairly short chant...
14/11/09
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gave it a crack last time...not too many takers, has the makings of a classic though.
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If you're really serious about rarking up the aussies then look no further than "a dingo stole my baby".
The last time I suggested it it even rarked up half the people on here, ffs.
It is like the mother of all rark ups...
The last time I suggested it it even rarked up half the people on here, ffs.
It is like the mother of all rark ups...
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If you're really serious about rarking up the aussies then look no further than "a dingo stole my baby".The last time I suggested it it even rarked up half the people on here, ffs.It is like the mother of all rark ups...
"Phoenix till they lose"
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I hate home and away.
like this much.
I hate even thinking about home and away.
I want to force all of the home and away cast onto certain Wairarapa trains.
I will not sing.
like this much.
I hate even thinking about home and away.
I want to force all of the home and away cast onto certain Wairarapa trains.
I will not sing.
Central Hawkes Bay Nix
and tragic follower of Charlton Athletic
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Away trip banstick?
You know we belong together...
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If you're really serious about rarking up the aussies then look no further than "a dingo stole my baby".
The last time I suggested it it even rarked up half the people on here, ffs.
It is like the mother of all rark ups...
The last time I suggested it it even rarked up half the people on here, ffs.
It is like the mother of all rark ups...
What about....
"Your mother's Pauline Hanson"
Three for me, and two for them.
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If you're really serious about rarking up the aussies then look no further than "a dingo stole my baby".The last time I suggested it it even rarked up half the people on here, ffs.It is like the mother of all rark ups...
What about...."Your mother's Pauline Hanson"
I'd go for that.
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A dingo ate your baby AND your mother's Pauline Hansen.Junior822009-09-16 23:39:46
"Phoenix till they lose"
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If you're really serious about rarking up the aussies then look no further than "a dingo stole my baby".
The last time I suggested it it even rarked up half the people on here, ffs.
It is like the mother of all rark ups...
The last time I suggested it it even rarked up half the people on here, ffs.
It is like the mother of all rark ups...
My work place had a 'dress up as a famous aussie' competition and I wore a dingo head with a baby in its mouth and by god did some b*stards get their knickers in a twist! Bloody good rark up!
Do the chant and I'll join in.
also.
What about "oh nooo, I'm beached as!" when a shot on goal misses?
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Away Games Only!!!
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Was brilliant!
It bought a tear to my eye as you and Feverish were arm in arm, swaying gently from side to side as you sang those words in harmony! (and that was in The Celtic bar before the game)
"Closer each daaaay.. Home and Awaaaaaay"
Away games and "home and away" games like Palmy and C'church me thinks!
I'm slightly disappointed!
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Away Games Only!!!
Away games and "home and away" games like Palmy and C'church me thinks!
Was brilliant!
Interesting concept....
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Away Games Only!!!
Was brilliant!
It bought a tear to my eye as you and Feverish were arm in arm, swaying gently from side to side as you sang those words in harmony! (and that was in The Celtic bar before the game)
"Closer each daaaay.. Home and Awaaaaaay"
Away games and "home and away" games like Palmy and C'church me thinks!
Oh Crap!
Did I actually get that close to Feverish???
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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It was probably Smithy doing the descant at the back that topped it off and had the crowd begging for an encore!
I'm slightly disappointed!
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There must be an appropriate Flight of the Conchords song...?? Tho all I can think of right now is "Business Time"
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A dingo IS your baby... your DADDY's Pauline Hanson
E + R + O
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A dingo IS your baby... your DADDY's Pauline Hanson�
"Phoenix till they lose"
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