new tradition

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

new tradition

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

After the fun that was the Sydney game, it has now been decided that shirts will be taken off and swung above the heads of fans everytime the Phoenix are leading in the last 10 minutes of games. The players have said that it was very motivating for them on Friday night (they realise that if they lose and get sacked, they will end up like me) so imagine 5,000 people in the fever zone doing it.

Anyone is free to join in (Nixie Chicks - I'm looking at you) so start your sit-ups now to be ready for Saturday's game.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I think OSH may have something to say about the blinding hazard of so much exposed pasty white flesh.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

The last time I took my shirt off in public an old woman turned to her mate and said "I don't know what he's wearing, but he should have ironed it first"

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'd need to do sit-ups from now until 20:45 Saturday before my waching machine ab would see any change.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

stand next to me - I make people look thin

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Come on HN, why have a 6 pack when you can have a keg

A dog with a bone :)

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

UberGunner wrote:

I think OSH may have something to say about the blinding hazard of so much exposed pasty white flesh.

I may (or may not) have taken up sunbedding, all in the name of the Phoenix!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Yes!!! And that is when everyone should start a ten minute rendition of Phoenix city

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Im with ginger eejiit on this one, shirts firmly on ,after a life time of lager, lamingtons and sausage rolls it wouldnt be fair on the TV viewing public to be exposed to such athletic masculinity withought a precautionary welders mask and a sick bucket!!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You're hairy! You're pasty!

You're thick around the waisty!

Fe-ver! Fe-ver!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

How's my driving? - Whine here

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac, I know someone personally that could give you serious competition in the scarey belly contest

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

fcuk the sit ups!! im gonna start a strick regime of pie's and cream donuts!

the fatter and hairyer the better!

that will get the Nixie Chicks going!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

let's all embrace our belly's.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

it always cracks me up when you see on the premiership when its about minus 5 and snowing and some fat arse fan is shirtless in the crowd.

absolutly legendary

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You're quite right Sir Trev.

(I just got the West Ham Season in review 2005/2006 last Friday in the Warehouse in Napier. 2 DVD's and it cost me a massive $6.95 ! What a bargain for some quality action!!)

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

thats good to know gunman... i'll pop down tomorrow and see if i can find a copy.

cheers fot that

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

..it has now been decided that shirts will be taken off and swung above the heads ..(Nixie Chicks - I'm looking at you).

genius, what initially was being described as a sickening wardrobe malfunction, could now catapult yellow fever into an international media frenzy ..as the camera's eagerly scan the crowd & the commentators implore the phoenix to arise ..our brazen antipodean goddesses will await to honor their feminist forebears & set their blings on fire..& of course marquee recruitments will quickly follow, Zoe Bell, Clarie Chitham ..

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

There's a new poll about it on the home page (sorry Frankie)

Founder

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'll help you out Frankie... next to me, they won't even notice you (in fact without a corset on me, they may not even be able to see you).

How's my driving? - Whine here

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

This is going to be disturbing. But hell funny!

"lets get naked, lets get naked, yeah, o yeah" <---idea for a chant when this happens

(Note: full nakedness wil not happen!)

Allegedly

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

you fullas need some piupius too, like my boys had last year!

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Tegal wrote:

"lets get naked, lets get naked, yeah, o yeah" chant

nah, summin based round 'wardrobe malfunction'

..hmm it's got rhythm, actually that would do as a call to action

mijk2007-09-19 06:59:36

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Get your tits/guts (delete as applicable) out

Get your tits/guts (delete as applicable) out for the 'Nix

Fair enough, it was just a thought

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Who need a Disco...

Give Me an N!

Give me an A!

Give me a K!...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Let's all get our kit off, let's all get our kit off...

How's my driving? - Whine here

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

get your shirts off for the lads,

get your shirts off for the lads

get your shirts off

get your shirts off for the lads

that is how it started on Friday night

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt to sexy it hurts.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

When the Nix win on Saturday the Fever should parade up to Courtney Place/ Fever Lounge via Lambton Quay. shirts off of course.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Old and busted : Shoes off if you love the Toon
New hotness : Shirts off if you love the 'Nix!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Is the same amount of nudity going to be unleashed at this game? weather depandant of course, nothing worse than freezing pasty white bodies with gigantic stipples

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

hard nips all good

I like tautologies because I like them.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

from the doms post high five

" If a handful of phoenix fans got half naked in sydeny to celebrate wellingtons first a league win last weekend and owner terry serepisos chugger half a beer to mark the occasion what kind of bedlam will break loose if they win at home? The prospect of 15,000 sweaty naked maniacs steaming down courtenay place is a fine practise run for the sevens"

made me laugh

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

mmm ..stipples

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

what a site 15,000 half naked people would be....dosnt cost to dream

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Just to let you know, even though im in dunedin, fans down here also plan on removing shirts for the last ten if we are winning... cant let the terrace bar miss out on the blinding sight of our pasty white chests. great tradition, and great it isn't mid winter!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

yellowfury wrote:

good to see family are following the tradition

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hard News wrote:

Let's all get our kit off, let's all get our kit off...

This has to be the winner. Pure, unadulterated, shameless exhibitionism...

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

yellowfury wrote:

good to see family are following the tradition

Steady on Franky Man theres nothing on under their kilts.

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