(hopefully there's more than 2 women that post on here !!)
Who is the hottest player in the Phoenix for you????? Who really rings your bells, cuts your mustard, floats your boat? or any other lame metaphors like that? There are many handsome lads but who would you really go out with.. who would really take you home tonight..
My first choice would have to be, not the obvious (devastatingly handsome) Felipe.....................
but the mysterious Michael Ferrante would have to be the cake taker on this one..
something about him says he'd hang around for afternoon tea and biscuits..
As for the boys..if you had a choice, who would you have a few beers / dinner with and why? (unless you're gay of course in which case feel free to post above.. or even if you aren't)
Who is a bit of alright for you?
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everyone knows the ladies love the Fever boys more than any of the
players.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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agreed
I say tackle him in the face.
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Defiantly Glen Moss � We have the greatest goalie in the league, we have the greatest goalie in the league�
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:" but the mysterious Michael Ferrante would have to be the cake taker on this one..
something about him says he'd hang around for afternoon tea and biscuits."
Be better of with Jardel for that sort of thing but you will need a couple of stake and cheese pies two lime milk shakes three lammingtons and a some chips (large)
Kiwi Jambo2007-10-08 12:28:41
The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.
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haha - maybe there's something about Jardel I don't know? (how many
pies?)
Ferrante's a Melbourne - Italian boy so better make it a huge dish of cannaloni stuffed down his throat till he can't eat anything else.
and then I'll have to do the dishes and clean everything up :/
And yeah - Glen Moss is quite a Fox :D
that.. kinda rhymes.
Ferrante rhymes with Manatee... not as cool as Fox. not nearly as cool.
YF boys - from what I saw at the Perth game.... needs some work :P
haha just kidding!
spam2007-10-08 13:50:59
Ferrante's a Melbourne - Italian boy so better make it a huge dish of cannaloni stuffed down his throat till he can't eat anything else.
and then I'll have to do the dishes and clean everything up :/
And yeah - Glen Moss is quite a Fox :D
that.. kinda rhymes.
Ferrante rhymes with Manatee... not as cool as Fox. not nearly as cool.
YF boys - from what I saw at the Perth game.... needs some work :P
haha just kidding!
spam2007-10-08 13:50:59
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I hope that's a thumb your smiley is holding up... 
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Hey there Spam!
Felipe is my no.1 favourite!!!! So cute!
I
was really
on Friday
when the Roar players were blatantly chopping him down.
Daniel comes in at no.2 for me, he has so many facial
expressions he makes me laugh!
Possibly Karl Dodd at three, still deliberating on that
one!
Jury's out on the top 5!!!!
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:" but the mysterious Michael Ferrante would have to be the cake taker on this one..
something about him says he'd hang around for afternoon tea and biscuits."
Be better of with Jardel for that sort of thing but you will need a couple of stake and cheese pies two lime milk shakes three lammingtons and a some chips (large)
brilliant
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From a sexual point of view I think 'Daniel'..something tribally
attractive and football coordination translates to sexual
co-ordination ... I would hope!!
However I'm not that gay enough to want to have sex with him or would I suspect he with me so I prob fall in the boyz category and I would like to have dinner with RH.. Is he on the list? cos I would really like to know the side of the team that isn't public... you know as a public individual you only get one 'face' of the team...
(hopefully there's more than 2 women that post on here !!)
which brings up a good point...making the fans more female...can only be good for the game...yes?
thoughts I had included making the chants more singing than yelling... maybe the shirts off is a subtle ploy that I think should be persisted with
What would make more of your friends go to games spammer?
However I'm not that gay enough to want to have sex with him or would I suspect he with me so I prob fall in the boyz category and I would like to have dinner with RH.. Is he on the list? cos I would really like to know the side of the team that isn't public... you know as a public individual you only get one 'face' of the team...
(hopefully there's more than 2 women that post on here !!)
which brings up a good point...making the fans more female...can only be good for the game...yes?
thoughts I had included making the chants more singing than yelling... maybe the shirts off is a subtle ploy that I think should be persisted with
What would make more of your friends go to games spammer?
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haha..
yeah I can't say the thought hadn't crossed my mind re: the coordination issue.
well at the yellow fever lounge last Friday I was surprised at how many chicks there were! so I reckon some kind of careful marketing from the Phoenix would get the ladies coming along to the games ... raise the profile a little as well..
It would be kinda like reverse marketing, you know where they get like the women's hockey team to pose in the nude to get the guys coming along. blatent expolitation but hell I can't say I'd mind :)
(I sound so lacivious - am not really that bad!)
I'm still coming to terms with the fact I'm now a sports bogan.. I pretty much hate all sports but I'm definitely converted <-- I think maybe a marketing line.. like "forget your dignity.. come to the football" might work on some chicks.
hahaha.
spam2007-10-08 18:01:30
yeah I can't say the thought hadn't crossed my mind re: the coordination issue.
well at the yellow fever lounge last Friday I was surprised at how many chicks there were! so I reckon some kind of careful marketing from the Phoenix would get the ladies coming along to the games ... raise the profile a little as well..
It would be kinda like reverse marketing, you know where they get like the women's hockey team to pose in the nude to get the guys coming along. blatent expolitation but hell I can't say I'd mind :)
(I sound so lacivious - am not really that bad!)
I'm still coming to terms with the fact I'm now a sports bogan.. I pretty much hate all sports but I'm definitely converted <-- I think maybe a marketing line.. like "forget your dignity.. come to the football" might work on some chicks.
hahaha.
spam2007-10-08 18:01:30
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haha..
yeah I can't say the thought hadn't crossed my mind re: the coordination issue.
well at the yellow fever lounge last Friday I was surprised at how many chicks there were! so I reckon some kind of careful marketing from the Phoenix would get the ladies coming along to the games ... raise the profile a little as well..
It would be kinda like reverse marketing, you know where they get like the women's hockey team to pose in the nude to get the guys coming along. blatent expolitation but hell I can't say I'd mind :)
(I sound so lacivious - am not really that bad!)
I'm still coming to terms with the fact I'm now a sports bogan.. I pretty much hate all sports but I'm definitely converted <-- I think maybe a marketing line.. like "forget your dignity.. come to the football" might work on some chicks.
hahaha.
yeah I can't say the thought hadn't crossed my mind re: the coordination issue.
well at the yellow fever lounge last Friday I was surprised at how many chicks there were! so I reckon some kind of careful marketing from the Phoenix would get the ladies coming along to the games ... raise the profile a little as well..
It would be kinda like reverse marketing, you know where they get like the women's hockey team to pose in the nude to get the guys coming along. blatent expolitation but hell I can't say I'd mind :)
(I sound so lacivious - am not really that bad!)
I'm still coming to terms with the fact I'm now a sports bogan.. I pretty much hate all sports but I'm definitely converted <-- I think maybe a marketing line.. like "forget your dignity.. come to the football" might work on some chicks.
hahaha.
I used to use the line "forget your dignity....come back to my
place" but it never worked.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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i'd have to say Jeremy Christie....funny I was just talking bout
this yesterday
and yes Mr Moss also
I
have a lovely photo of him with my son from the open day
I
have a lovely photo of him with my son from the open day
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Yeah my missus loves felipe ae. and also loved smeltzsys haircut...
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I was thinking of the sevens and lots of chix go to that..sells out
really fast...So what about more dressing Up? Def a chick
thing... Maybe I'll wear a dress for the mariners game!!.. But I
think you're right nothing sells like sex... the beckham game
will be important re marketing me thinks.. and yeah smeltzy is
doing a bit of'beckham impersonation.. Maybe a poster with the some
of the team mentioned above with tops off holding their shirts in
their hands.. slogan... SHIRTS OFF FOR THE PHOENIX.. DO
YOU? maybe sell a line of sexy black yellow sports bras
in the shop...maybe thats pushing it!! I agree about the
sports bogan bit... even some guys are having the same issue
LOL but then sports bogans don't wear dresses and sing?? Do
they?
a3032007-10-08 21:33:55
a3032007-10-08 21:33:55
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Felipe and Moss get my non-sexual boy crush votes. George is pretty cute
I like tautologies because I like them.
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I was thinking of the sevens and lots of chix go to that..sells out
really fast...So what about more dressing Up? Def a chick
thing... Maybe I'll wear a dress for the mariners game!!.. But I
think you're right nothing sells like sex... the beckham game
will be important re marketing me thinks.. and yeah smeltzy is
doing a bit of'beckham impersonation.. Maybe a poster with the some
of the team mentioned above with tops off holding their shirts in
their hands.. slogan... SHIRTS OFF FOR THE PHOENIX.. DO
YOU? maybe sell a line of sexy black yellow sports bras
in the shop...maybe thats pushing it!! I agree about the
sports bogan bit... even some guys are having the same issue
LOL but then sports bogans don't wear dresses and sing?? Do
they?
But do you actually want a bunch of chicks dressed up as cops in tiny blue hotpants sipping chardonnay and being general attention seekers from the boys whilst not knowing the first or fiftieth thing about the game?
of course you do!
:P
At least 5...... I'm guessing.
And that guy who looks like Colonel Sanders. He's rad.
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I hate Shanes haircut!!!
Yeah, me too - makes him look like a startled dildo.
No takers for Ricki, ladies? The older gent, more
distinguished and 'experienced'? Scrubs up pretty well in a suit
and tie and probably drives a nice car. Nah, it's
all about cheap carnal thrills now days. Well, if it's a
quickie you're after you're at the wrong club: head for Newcastle's
Joel Griffiths. He goes straight for the groin.
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Haha better clear this up now. that was a joke about Smeltzs hairdo
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haha - yeh Shane's hair - makes him look like a Melbourne Player..
from Chapel Street.. all he's missing is the oompa loompa tan and
misguided sense of self importance. a startled dildo?
lol.
hottie aside from that of course. :)
If Ricki wasn't old enough to be my Dad ... sorry I can't even really entertain the thought after that last sentence..
hottie aside from that of course. :)
If Ricki wasn't old enough to be my Dad ... sorry I can't even really entertain the thought after that last sentence..
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haha..
yeah I can't say the thought hadn't crossed my mind re: the coordination issue.
well at the yellow fever lounge last Friday I was surprised at how many chicks there were! so I reckon some kind of careful marketing from the Phoenix would get the ladies coming along to the games ... raise the profile a little as well..
It would be kinda like reverse marketing, you know where they get like the women's hockey team to pose in the nude to get the guys coming along. blatent expolitation but hell I can't say I'd mind :)
(I sound so lacivious - am not really that bad!)
I'm still coming to terms with the fact I'm now a sports bogan.. I pretty much hate all sports but I'm definitely converted <-- I think maybe a marketing line.. like "forget your dignity.. come to the football" might work on some chicks.
hahaha.
yeah I can't say the thought hadn't crossed my mind re: the coordination issue.
well at the yellow fever lounge last Friday I was surprised at how many chicks there were! so I reckon some kind of careful marketing from the Phoenix would get the ladies coming along to the games ... raise the profile a little as well..
It would be kinda like reverse marketing, you know where they get like the women's hockey team to pose in the nude to get the guys coming along. blatent expolitation but hell I can't say I'd mind :)
(I sound so lacivious - am not really that bad!)
I'm still coming to terms with the fact I'm now a sports bogan.. I pretty much hate all sports but I'm definitely converted <-- I think maybe a marketing line.. like "forget your dignity.. come to the football" might work on some chicks.
hahaha.
I used to use the line "forget your dignity....come back to my
place" but it never worked.
Sure it wasn't" forget your guide dog "Frankie?
The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.
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haha..
yeah I can't say the thought hadn't crossed my mind re: the coordination issue.
well at the yellow fever lounge last Friday I was surprised at how many chicks there were! so I reckon some kind of careful marketing from the Phoenix would get the ladies coming along to the games ... raise the profile a little as well..
It would be kinda like reverse marketing, you know where they get like the women's hockey team to pose in the nude to get the guys coming along. blatent expolitation but hell I can't say I'd mind :)
(I sound so lacivious - am not really that bad!)
I'm still coming to terms with the fact I'm now a sports bogan.. I pretty much hate all sports but I'm definitely converted <-- I think maybe a marketing line.. like "forget your dignity.. come to the football" might work on some chicks.
hahaha.
yeah I can't say the thought hadn't crossed my mind re: the coordination issue.
well at the yellow fever lounge last Friday I was surprised at how many chicks there were! so I reckon some kind of careful marketing from the Phoenix would get the ladies coming along to the games ... raise the profile a little as well..
It would be kinda like reverse marketing, you know where they get like the women's hockey team to pose in the nude to get the guys coming along. blatent expolitation but hell I can't say I'd mind :)
(I sound so lacivious - am not really that bad!)
I'm still coming to terms with the fact I'm now a sports bogan.. I pretty much hate all sports but I'm definitely converted <-- I think maybe a marketing line.. like "forget your dignity.. come to the football" might work on some chicks.
hahaha.
I used to use the line "forget your dignity....come back to my
place" but it never worked.
Sure it wasn't" forget your guide dog "Frankie?
nah - I had a good record with blind girls. As long as I
didn't speak to them...........
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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Ricky looks better now than he did in 82
...and yes I do remember way back then!!
...and yes I do remember way back then!!
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But do you actually want a bunch of chicks dressed up as cops in tiny blue hotpants sipping chardonnay and being general attention seekers from the boys whilst not knowing the first or fiftieth thing about the game?
bring it on.. we need twenty groups of 5 in yellow outfits...No-one will outdo the fever zone for attention so they will just have to join in!!! hmmmm a mixed chardonnay/beer rain??
chix get football..no hands..kick ball into other team's goal...prob the only confusing thing is offside but its good to have something to stretch the brain cell/s
hairdos are spunky
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nah - I had a good record with blind girls. As long as I
didn't speak to them...........
How did you convince them you were over 16 since they couldn't check your drivers license?
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nah - I had a good record with blind girls. As long as I
didn't speak to them...........
How did you convince them you were over 16 since they couldn't check your drivers license?
Gave their guide dog some biscuits, and he'd vouch for
me.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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nah - I had a good record with blind girls. As long as I
didn't speak to them...........
How did you convince them you were over 16 since they couldn't check your drivers license?
Gave their guide dog some biscuits, and he'd vouch for
me.
aahh the good old be nice to her friend, treat her like the sex object you think she is routine..
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Felipe and Moss get my non-sexual boy crush votes. George is pretty
cute
Agreed
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I don't know why I've never noticed before either.. but Steven
O'Dor is a total fox... Was just checkin out the profile pictures..
as one does... and holy .. something.
I guess seeing him on the sidelines pissing blood out of his nostrils isn't really the best look tho so might be why I haven't really noticed..
But yeah.. Ferrante is still my fav ;) look at that smile!
http://www.yellowfever.co.nz/show-gallery.asp?ID=8
I guess seeing him on the sidelines pissing blood out of his nostrils isn't really the best look tho so might be why I haven't really noticed..
But yeah.. Ferrante is still my fav ;) look at that smile!
http://www.yellowfever.co.nz/show-gallery.asp?ID=8
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It's good to see the stereotypical representation of women who
watch men's football is being dispelled...
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nah - I had a good record with blind girls. As long as I
didn't speak to them...........
How did you convince them you were over 16 since they couldn't check your drivers license?
Gave their guide dog some biscuits, and he'd vouch for
me.
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It's good to see the stereotypical representation of women who
watch men's football is being dispelled...
haha.. It's all about the football.. Just another angle of discussion.. a very pleasant angle.
:)
If any of you guys have ever watched Women's beach volleyball.... surely you don't think purely about the volleyball.. I know you're checkin out the ladies in their bikinis..
the joy of sports!!1
hence I'm allowed to perv. so there! :P
spam2007-10-09 16:41:32
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hence I'm allowed to perv. so there! :P
agreed!!
more pictures on this thread i think!!
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i knew you would get in on the action!!!...not quite what i had in
mind!
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