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PAX Factor. Featuring the Paxometer

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Horus wrote:
My battery almost had it! maybe a quick rush back to work to make the boss think I am doing something, then charged up and reading for rush hour PAX

Get hold of a camera, man. Get some PAX pics of the startled ticket holders

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Not to mention they think I look like a HOMELESS BUM in a suit for I lost a bet and cannot shave!!
 
They give me weird stares like I am about to mug them, all I want is PAX!!
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This could only be funnier if it was true. 
Selhurst Park, 25 January 1995
What else could he have done?
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Horus wrote:
My battery almost had it! maybe a quick rush back to work to make the boss think I am doing something, then charged up and reading for rush hour PAX


   From now on, you shall be known as PAXUS
  
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Rise up, Wellington!
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Pax man.
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Horus wrote:
Not to mention they think I look like a HOMELESS BUM in a suit for I lost a bet and cannot shave!!
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They give me weird stares like I am about to mug them, all I want is PAX!!

You may well have to mug them if they don't give up their PAX voluntarily!

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ahmad wrote:
Horus wrote:
Not to mention they think I look like a HOMELESS BUM in a suit for I lost a bet and cannot shave!!
 

They give me weird stares like I am about to mug them, all I want is PAX!!

You may well have to mug them if they don't give up their PAX voluntarily!
 
We could all get in Dire Straits over this. Tickets for nothing, and PAX for free.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Most worthy thread in a long time - I'm feeling the fever over here guys
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Enough banter, I need a fix now. anyone?
Oh Wellington is wonderful. We got the wind, the rain and the phoenix. Oh Wellington is wonderful.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ok, back at work, charging up and ready to go, gimme another hour or so, then I can hit the mean streets of Wellington for PAX
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I don't have a PAX problem, but on my way to work this afternoon I'm going to pass by the Dunedin Ticketek booth just in case anyone is buying tickets for the game...

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Forget Wellington Phoenix Player of the Year.

The only POTY is Horus.
Paxer like we've never seen before.
Oh Wellington is wonderful. We got the wind, the rain and the phoenix. Oh Wellington is wonderful.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
BlattersBalls2010-02-25 21:00:31
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Pax me pax me, say that you'll PAX me...

99% off topic, but how do you get the small signature below your avatar? Eg. Horus's little pimpin' "Pax Dealer" etc...
I cannot forum, I have the dumb :S
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The theme song for Horus' PAX quest:
 
"I want your PAX
I want your PAX
What's your definition of dirty baby
What do you call ticketography
What's your definition of dirty baby
Why don't you come and share PAX with me?"
 
If you truly have the unshaved hobo look you will look like GM too!
Selhurst Park, 25 January 1995
What else could he have done?
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progeny wrote:
Pax me pax me, say that you'll PAX me...

99% off topic, but how do you get the small signature below your avatar? Eg. Horus's little pimpin' "Pax Dealer" etc...
I cannot forum, I have the dumb :S
 
Do something retarded and the mod's will give it to you.
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bigtobz wrote:
progeny wrote:
Pax me pax me, say that you'll PAX me...

99% off topic, but how do you get the small signature below your avatar? Eg. Horus's little pimpin' "Pax Dealer" etc...
I cannot forum, I have the dumb :S
 
Do something retarded and the mod's will give it to you.


I figured as such
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
PAXMANIA strikes.
 
There was a  ~4,500 walkup crowd on a (typically) sunny Wellington day v the Glory boys.  Given were steaming past that mark now I suggest it will either be full well before matchday (leaving 1,000's stuck at the gate) or at least will fill to capacity with the walkup crowd.
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Very absorbed in the PAX. I've already submitted my PAX booking info , but I thought I'd let you know that I convinced 57 people to go as one group to the game, many of them Phoenix virgins. 27 of them planning to be "bra girls"! Look out Aisle 19. Thought I'm not saying the "bra girls" are virgins
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Chappers wrote:
Very absorbed in the PAX. I've already submitted my PAX booking info , but I thought I'd let you know that I convinced 57 people to go as one group to the game, many of them Phoenix virgins. 27 of them planning to be "bra girls"! Look out Aisle 19. Thought I'm not saying the "bra girls" are virgins
 
Top effort, Sir.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Not sure if Daniels been in {Gangsta!} but he just texted me, do you want to know his pax?

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yes!
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
NOW! It's been over an hour. I don't know if I can go on much further.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Okay, he hasn't. His pax number is..
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
23545 as of 10 mins ago.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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I posted that 2 mins ago and no response? Are all the PAX addicts dead?

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Scottishbhoy wrote:
I posted that 2 mins ago and no response? Are all the PAX addicts dead?


just letting it sink in
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Surely the Perth game crowd will be surpassed today. Fantastic.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oh man... I am an idiot for not buying a ticket sooner.
Am I going to be safe to buy one tomorrow?
 
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Is there any way of working out how many Away tickets have been sold?
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dwyer wrote:
Oh man... I am an idiot for not buying a ticket sooner.
Am I going to be safe to buy one tomorrow?

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Got get your ticket and let us know the Pax.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
last night I had some bad pax - now, I'm not saying I shat myself, but I'm not saying I didn't either -

BTW, the best cure for a paxover is MORE PAX GODDAMNITCosimo2010-02-25 15:56:25
I like tautologies because I like them.
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I have to wait until tomorrow, it's pay night! I am nervous now.
For some reason I wasn't expecting it to happen this quick, the last game didn't do this so I guess that's why... Idiot.
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Cosimo wrote:
last night I had some bad pax - now, I'm not saying I shat myself, but I'm not saying I didn't either -

BTW, the best cure for a paxover is MORE PAX GODDAMNIT
 
This is a slightly bizarre thread.
But I like it.
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Any YF regulars that would like a small ENTIRELY INTEREST FREE personal loan for the purchase of match tickets please PM me. I'm presuming that you would (like Dwyer) just be awaiting a pay day and can pay the money back in the next couple of days.

Let me know a phone number I can phone you back on to discuss your requirements and we can go from there.

And then (bringing this back on topic) we can all have PAX.

PM me if you are interested Dwyer. Noone else need know about it.ahmad2010-02-25 16:01:07

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dwyer wrote:
I have to wait until tomorrow, it's pay night! I am nervous now.
For some reason I wasn't expecting it to happen this quick, the last game didn't do this so I guess that's why... Idiot.
 
Going by the PAX numbers today, you'll be fine to buy tickets tomorrow and IMMEDIATELY post your PAX number here (with corresponding picture of it).
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lovebirds
I like tautologies because I like them.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I was going to say I just bumped into a mate buying his tickets at St James  - so managed to get a direct hit of PAX, 23266 - but it seems sombody has source better pAX than me already

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm trying to buy 15 tickets but can't do that online and the phonelines have been overloaded for the last hour
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
progeny wrote:
bigtobz wrote:
progeny wrote:
Pax me pax me, say that you'll PAX me...

99% off topic, but how do you get the small signature below your avatar? Eg. Horus's little pimpin' "Pax Dealer" etc...
I cannot forum, I have the dumb :S
 
Do something retarded and the mod's will give it to you.


I figured as such
 
Once I saw the red mist and posted a rant about the media and then it turned ugly because people disagreed with me, well some did.
 
Ever since then my little handle under my avatar has been "Having a revelation".
And they won't change it.
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ahmad wrote:
Any YF regulars that would like a small ENTIRELY INTEREST FREE personal loan for the purchase of match tickets please PM me. I'm presuming that you would (like Dwyer) just be awaiting a pay day and can pay the money back in the next couple of days.

Let me know a phone number I can phone you back on to discuss your requirements and we can go from there.

And then (bringing this back on topic) we can all have PAX.

PM me if you are interested Dwyer. Noone else need know about it.


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