Come on JV I got to go home and have my tea soon.
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Come on JV I got to go home and have my tea soon.
Grow a cock v@ginaboy. We don't call it tea here, it's dinner.
From fourth Ars*nal is one point.
Come on JV I got to go home and have my tea soon.
Grow a cock v@ginaboy. We don't call it tea here, it's dinner.
From fourth Ars*nal is one point.
Ha Ha I knew someone would respond to that. Dinner is at midday you heathen!!!
For two of the oldest people here, I would have thought both of you would be a bit more mature. Clearly not.
Cut it out or you can go sit in the naughty corner.
For two of the oldest people here, I would have thought both of you would be a bit more mature. Clearly not.
Cut it out or you can go sit in the naughty corner.
You want some too? Buffy, Leggy get in here, it's all going off big time..
Sorry. It's a coping mechanism for inevitably being let down. It happens every four years about this time.
Sorry. It's a coping mechanism for inevitably being let down. It happens every four years about this time.
That's what she said...
For two of the oldest people here, I would have thought both of you would be a bit more mature. Clearly not.
Cut it out or you can go sit in the naughty corner.
Are you talking to JV & Nightz, J82 & FT, or some other combination of twats?
thread created - Forum bets - my balls my word thread
For two of the oldest people here, I would have thought both of you would be a bit more mature. Clearly not.
Cut it out or you can go sit in the naughty corner.
Are you talking to JV & Nightz, J82 & FT, or some other combination of twats?
JV/Nights. Although j82 is a bit of a carnt too
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It is Nightz...... get it right you twunt!
This thread is really chapping my arse. I'm going to start reporting people. Serious.
Come on JV I got to go home and have my tea soon.
He'll be back next month :)
^^ reported.
bumder
Brilliant.
If it's legal, why not advertise?
For two of the oldest people here, I would have thought both of you would be a bit more mature. Clearly not.
Cut it out or you can go sit in the naughty corner.
Are you talking to JV & Nightz, J82 & FT, or some other combination of twats?
JV/Nights. Although j82 is a bit of a carnt too
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I object to the use of "bit"
The last few pages.So funny.
I've been wanting to stay out of this but yes, some of the remarks have been extremely funny with no disrespect to the four targets of it intended by me. I do think JV was thee more acurate and certainly was making his comment about a brewery involvement iminent early in the peace and a Brewery has indeed been involved.
Yes we are being. But I really dislike my credibility being called out - that shit is for nufc and his crap. I put it out there, stuck to the deal and its come off. I'm giving this asshole any manner he would like to his satisfaction to decide it but he doesn't want to cause he is chicken shit and he fucking well knows it. I'm not trying to be difficult at all but you don't call my credibility out and then think you can get away with it.
I talk shit, but I don't make up shit.
No I stepped out. Patrick said to chill out and I know I've won and the poll supports that. Nothing more to be said.
Nightz was claiming victory at the footy on saturday
LOL. He actually cares enough to talk about it outside of the forum?
LOL. He actually cares enough to talk about it outside of the forum?
HAHAHAHAHA
Easy to claim victory when you have the facts.
No I stepped out. Patrick said to chill out and I know I've won and the poll supports that. Nothing more to be said.
JV Check.
Nightz Nil pois, his Queen caught love/15 down with minutes on the clock.
JV an understated response to the "Plaything and Caves" riposte of Nightz. JV has set out his stall by emphasising the support he has from the poll, however that poll was over three days old and have the forummers now changed their minds? JV taking a break has really played an ace card by showing the forum that he is humble enough to know he wasn't 100% right and maybe he has a softer side that will attract the female forum vote.
Nightz - a good tactic to drum up some support from outside the fickle forum. By hanging around a football pitch he is showing the public, particularly lady boys and the homeless that he is a man's man and his word is iron. However the public has no interest in the forum and the only way I see him winning is if he tries to get JV on a technicality. I would suggest throwing some insults around though, that never hurts.
Nightz over to you.
edit: Nightz come on man you'll have to do better than that!
Easy to claim victory when you have the facts.
I can't work out if this is actually what you intended to say.
Easy to claim victory when you have the facts.
I can't work out if this is actually what you intended to say.
I'm claiming victory. Hope that makes it clear.
Easy to claim victory when you have the facts.
I can't work out if this is actually what you intended to say.
I'm claiming victory. Hope that makes it clear.
So you're claiming Carlsberg are not sponsoring the Football united tour?
The Dead Horse Theory
The tribal wisdom of the Plains Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."
However, in government more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
7. Hiring contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Paying consultants to tell you the horse is dead.
9. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
10. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
11. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
12. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
13. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses. and,
14. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
This is the perfect example of a thread where negative karma points would come in handy.
Brilliant thread.
Can I suggest a new forum - best insults / jokes / puns from the fever site.
So much gold!
Mods, can you please lock ALL OTHER threads and keep this one open until we get a definitive winner?
(JV - call Nightz a melter and you get my vote. Nightz - knob end and bumder are still unused too)
No I stepped out. Patrick said to chill out and I know I've won and the poll supports that. Nothing more to be said.
JV Check.
Nightz Nil pois, his Queen caught love/15 down with minutes on the clock.
JV an understated response to the "Plaything and Caves" riposte of Nightz. JV has set out his stall by emphasising the support he has from the poll, however that poll was over three days old and have the forummers now changed their minds? JV taking a break has really played an ace card by showing the forum that he is humble enough to know he wasn't 100% right and maybe he has a softer side that will attract the female forum vote.
Nightz - a good tactic to drum up some support from outside the fickle forum. By hanging around a football pitch he is showing the public, particularly lady boys and the homeless that he is a man's man and his word is iron. However the public has no interest in the forum and the only way I see him winning is if he tries to get JV on a technicality. I would suggest throwing some insults around though, that never hurts.
Nightz over to you.
edit: Nightz come on man you'll have to do better than that!
Good points.
So JV has the ladies, Nightz has the lady boys and homeless. Who will cater to the swinging punter?
This is the perfect example of a thread where negative karma points would come in handy.
Hmmmm...
Easy to claim victory when you have the facts.
I can't work out if this is actually what you intended to say.
I'm claiming victory. Hope that makes it clear.
So you're claiming Carlsberg are not sponsoring the Football united tour?
I bet the Phoenix were not going to sponsored by a booze company, at least try and read a thread if you are going to throw stones.
Good points.
So JV has the ladies, Nightz has the lady boys and homeless. Who will cater to the swinging punter?
Obviously as I have the lady boys I have the "swinging punter"
why can't I see report buttons in this thread anymore?
what is going to be the difference between what Independent will have and what DB had if they have pouring rights? And you'd have to have called DB a sponsor?
The Dead Horse Theory
The tribal wisdom of the Plains Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."
However, in government more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
7. Hiring contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Paying consultants to tell you the horse is dead.
9. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
10. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
11. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
12. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
13. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses. and,
14. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
This response is actually very funny with an element of truth in it it if you know your local and government set ups.
My question is, did the horse have resource consent to die where it did? And what is the response from the Nimbys for the horse dying in their back yeard?