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Phoenix - The Movie

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Phoenix - The Movie
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If you were to direct a movie about the 2009/10 (& maybe seasons 1 & 2) Phoenix season who would you have to act as the players?
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Hmmm ....  like Matt Damon and Francois Pienaar???

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Paul Ifill - Thomas Rewi
Andy Durrante - Thomas Rewi
Liam Reddy - Thomas Rewi

The rest of yous can fight over the other roles in the movie.
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Having scored hundreds of goals in my younger days in the uk leagues..I could play Chris Greenacre..same height...however would probably have to loan a wig as hair took off some years ago........would we find a phoenix player who could be played by Vinie Jones?

" If you only have a hammer you tend to see every problem as a nail" - maslow

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Vince Lia played by Vinnie Jones.  Have to Italianise him somewhat, but possible.
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2ndBest as Reddy.
Stefan as Ferrante.

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mulligan could play Mulligan it's not like he'd be busy with anything
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Buffon II wrote:
2ndBest as Reddy.Stefan as Ferrante.


I object.
But can't argue.
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loyalgunner wrote:
Vince Lia played by Vinnie Jones.  Have to Italianise him somewhat, but possible.
 
Vinnie to play Manny - our enforcer!

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Stefan wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
2ndBest as Reddy.Stefan as Ferrante.


I object.
But can't argue.


You look a bit like him. That's what i based it on.

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And that makes it better?
Thanks a lot.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Eddie Murphy to play Cleberson, Jacky Chan to play Jiang Chen and Sean Connery as Ricki Herbert.
You know we belong together...

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Ifill, Ifill,  I wonder who could play him...

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
as i said in an earlier post this chap called Thomas Rewi fits the bill perfectly
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Mr Bombastic, Mr lova lova...

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
But seriously you guys, Adewale Akinnuoye- Agbaje as Ifill

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ok I give up, im never gonna be like Paul Ifill tomrewi2010-03-09 22:30:52
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also, chuck a wig on Michael Clarke Duncan and who's your Dadi

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
whoah, your good
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tomrewi wrote:
Paul Ifill - Thomas Rewi
Andy Durrante - Thomas Rewi
Liam Reddy - Thomas Rewi

The rest of yous can fight over the other roles in the movie.
lol
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
James Cordon to play Hard News (or maybe Gabourey Sidibe, although she will have to "white up")
 
Tim Robins to play Bucks
 
Matt Lucas to play both Piney and Chotey (like he is playing the 2 roles in Alice in Wonderland)
 
Pete Docherty to play Feverish
 
the sickly, geeky kid from Superbad to play Smithy.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Buffon II wrote:
.Stefan as Ferrante.


That is the ultimate insult to Ferrante.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Elrich = Chopper Reid.
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Why not source some of the talented actors already moonlighting as A-League footballers? Alex Brosque and most of Brisbane have shown enthusiasm for acting all season...
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Frankie Mac wrote:
James Cordon to play Hard News (or maybe Gabourey Sidibe, although she will have to "white up")
 
Tim Robins to play Bucks
 
Matt Lucas to play both Piney and Chotey (like he is playing the 2 roles in Alice in Wonderland)
 
Pete Docherty to play Feverish
 
the sickly, geeky kid from Superbad to play Smithy.
Pete Docherty Danny Dyer to play Feverish

Founder

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Shaggy as Paul Ifill
That guy that used to be on Neighbours as Ricki
Justin Timberlake as Lochy
Sacha Baron Cohen (as Borat) as Daniel
Vince Colosimo as Simon Colosimo in the Phoenix v Sydney segment
valeo2010-03-09 23:47:03

a.haak

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Whoopi Goldberg as Dadi !!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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Robb wrote:
Why not source some of the talented actors already moonlighting as A-League footballers? Alex Brosque and most of Brisbane have shown enthusiasm for acting all season...
True, Tim Brown can play himself.
 
Sacha Baron Cohen would have to double up as both Daniel and Diego.
You know we belong together...

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paullt wrote:
Having scored hundreds of goals in my younger days in the uk leagues..I could play Chris Greenacre..same height...however would probably have to loan a wig as hair took off some years ago........would we find a phoenix player who could be played by Vinie Jones?
 
Much as I love your physique its a wee bit more cuddly than Chris Greenacre's - are you planning on a starvation diet or a girdle?
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What Sydney will be saying on Sunday morning ...
 
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Maybe the funniest thing I've read on here. In fact most of the funniest things on this forum involve Mulligan. Poor bastard.

I think we should win the final against the odds before we start talking movies...
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Working title .. "Bend It Like Barbarouses" ???

cronus2010-03-11 06:01:39
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The guy with the mole from the GOAL movies and green st hooligans would have to feature, as he does in every football movie. Hahahahaha anyone seen goal 3. worse movie out there! What is up with those midgets.
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