Potty puns

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Look, his name is something something cool Jesus Ramos - ie, cool name...

Don't call him by his dumb name, cos then he will be dumb.

No one called Potty exists as far as I'm concerned.

I like tautologies because I like them.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

He's black eh?

If ever he becomes a father - how about this?

"At long last - a beautiful brown baby is delivered to Potty"...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

As long as child doesn't become problematic for his realtionship

Potty dumped!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I think I know where his name Anderson "Potty" comes from.

Take a look at this: [got it from google]

Anderson Rentals, Inc.
Anderson Rentals, Inc. Serving Florida since 1967 providing Portable Toilets along with Restroom and Shower Trailers for Special Events and Construction.

www.potty.com/

edit: copy url and paste it in the browser url. . .Yf should really fix those linksAllWhitebelievr2009-07-16 17:31:42

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

So if Tony Pignata likes Potty does that mean????

Tony P into Potty??

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

So if Tony Pignata likes Potty does that mean????

Tony P into Potty??

Love it! Nice one LG.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

If he's around long enough to apply for citizenship we'll all be hoping they:

"Legalize Potty"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

AllWhitebelievr wrote:

LOL

Hope we sign him just to ask and find out.

You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

terminator_x wrote:

If he's around long enough to apply for citizenship we'll all be hoping they:

"Legalize Potty"

DomPost headline as Anderson scores in Nix v GCU famous first win??

"Phoenix High As Potty Smokes GCU"

btw, SurgeQld had the idea first.

RedGed2009-07-16 19:17:37

Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Another headline when Potty scores a penalty to take us to the top of the table:

"Potty Spot Shot Pots Top Spot"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

wonder what he's like on the counter-attack?

"Herbert uses Potty for surprise movements"

Founder

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Or if he lived in Totara Park and didn't hit the target often it'd be a
"HippyPottyMiss"
Royal2009-07-16 21:46:37

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

If he's fast but liable to do a Didier the headline could be: "Smoking Potty trips again"

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Urine for a real treat with Potty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Are you taking the p!ss?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

If he gets dropped:
"Phoenix drop their Potty"

but then called back to the squad:
"Phoenix go back to Potty"
"Phoenix back to Potty again"
"Nix can't keep away from that Potty"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Slightly bad taste - but apt given his height ...

... the nickname - Pole Potty (the ruthless executioner).

I know, I know, its serious!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

StopOut wrote:

Another headline when Potty scores a penalty to take us to the top of the table:

"Potty Spot Shot Pots Top Spot"

Say that five times real fast next time your drunk!!

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

The passing movement from the back lacked accuracy and squirts off to the side of Potty

Bedubb762009-07-17 11:43:44

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Classic Fred de Jong piece of commentary:

(Daniel attempting a lob over the defence for Anderson)

"Daniel tries to drop one in to Potty, but makes a mess of it."

DomPost headline when Potty scores a last-gasp winner in a home game v Fury:

POTTY PROVIDES HUGE RELIEF FOR RING OF FIRE

Wibblebutt2009-07-17 16:19:05

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Headline after Anderson punches Ricky in training ground flare up.

"Herbert gets one in mouth from potty"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Wibblebutt wrote:

POTTY PROVIDES HUGE RELIEF FOR RING OF FIRE

Brilliant.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

2 Goals from Anderson, after a howler of a midfield performance:

Potty cleans up Brown mess

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Phoenix performance is driving Coach Riki Herbert Potty.

Don't you just love toilet humour??

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!