Potty puns

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Potty puns

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'm a bit bored....nothing on telly, so let's hear your best Potty puns for use by fans/media if/when Andersen Potty signs....

Anything I can use in a radio commentary will be rewarded with double points.

The best I can come up with so far is something like...

"He's marking the Brazilian very tightly. His manager's obviously told him to sit on Potty all night"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

He could visit schools and give Potty training tips.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

If the Phoenix are behind and Potty's about to come on as a sub:

"The Phoenix are in the sh*t here, they need to bring on the Potty"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

the nix go potty for potty!!!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I don't think it is very nice to make fun of someone's name.

Yours sincerely,

Rob Penis

I like tautologies because I like them.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Headline after he is sent off for dissent -

"POTTY MOUTH!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

He's taking pot shots now...

The opposition are like putty at his feet...

Ricky must have gone Potty ..he's brought Andersen on as a sub..

A small town in Europe........looking to bounce straight back up....well that aint going to happen

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Fans go potty for Brazilian striker

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Nix In Potty Training Fiasco

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Time to flush out some goals..bring on Potty.

A small town in Europe........looking to bounce straight back up....well that aint going to happen

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

If he comes here talking the talk but then doesn't back it up:

"Potty Full Of Sh*t"

terminator_x2009-07-15 20:34:23

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Going from playing in Brazil to playing in New Zealand could be considered a:

"Long Drop For Potty"

In fact it may get reported in Brazil as:

"Potty's Career In The Toilet"

terminator_x2009-07-15 20:37:54

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

"That was a great movement by the Phoenix to get it into Potty"

Or even better...

"Potty's on the end of a great movement!"

terminator_x2009-07-15 20:56:43

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I think we have all gone a bit "Potty"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Phoenix into finals due to Potty smoking.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Like potty in the Nix coaches hands.

Or have I read this wrong?

Oh god.. Ive turned into Lonegunmen.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

NZ Herald Headline: NIX MISS POTTY!

Player gets the runs and signs on with the Delhi Daredevils in the IPL, leaving the Wellington Phoenix to clean up the mess!

E + R + O

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

God I wish I was that creative.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

God smokes Green(acre) Potty!!!

Nix 3, Fury 5

E + R + O

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Nix crap all over (Insert other team name) as defence miss Potty who scores 4!

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

DomPost Headline..got to support the local rag

Jets 0 Nix 2 ....Potty Potty Bang Bang

Wellington Phoenix's new striker got them off to a flying start...

A small town in Europe........looking to bounce straight back up....well that aint going to happen

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Anderson Pots White Ball into Melbournes Corner Pocket!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Boro4eva wrote:

DomPost Headline..got to support the local rag

Jets 0 Nix 2 ....Potty Potty Bang Bang

Wellington Phoenix's new striker got them off to a flying start... Greenacre scores twice whilst Anderson misses plane... last seen entering a Viv St 'nitespot' at 6am!!

E + R + O

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Phoenix flushed with Pride as Potty Party Poops

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

It's Potty Time

(for the older viewers amongst us)

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

terminator_x wrote:

He could visit schools and give Potty training tips.

perhaps if he is missing trainings due to injury

"Herbert Needs Potty Training"

Founder

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

"Nix must look past the Potty era"

Headline after Potty is signed by new Melbourne side after winning the Johnny Warren Medal for the Nix.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

"Potty is taking the piss here"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

If he gets offered a contract by Tony P and takes time to consider his options:

To P or Not To P?
Potty asks the question. HarryHotspur2009-07-16 09:17:07

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

s2art wrote:

It's Potty Time

(for the older viewers amongst us)

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Wellington Phoenix go out to a Brazillian Restaurant as part of a Team Building exercise:

Anderson Potty Orders for the Phoenix!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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