My wife is bored rigid by sport but she does like soccer, thank
god. That's partly because, as someone already mentioned, the game
is always pretty free flowing, but mainly because she loves the
theatrics and tantrums both on and off the field.
The first time she really got into it was during a WC game
between Oz and Uraguay when two players had what she called "a
full-on hair pulling bitchfight". Then there was some of that
writhing-around-in -simulated-agony, a few mama mia-type hand
gestures, and that was it, she was instantly sold! I've told
her repeatedly that players feigning injury is BAD but she still
loves it. (Yeah, she's somehow made a virtue out of the whole
'effeminate' tag soccer has traditionally got lumped with
too...)
Anyway, she's now a proud scarf wearing Nix fan, and has
learned more and more about the tactics and skill of football as
well as the passion that it provokes in supporters. She had a ball
at the game we went to against Melbourne and loved all the
chanting, yelling, swearing, etc. Even when a few bottles started
raining down she wasn't fazed and just said she'd better bring
a hat next time.
Still can't get the offside rule through to her though.