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Questions the Local Media in Palmy will ask...

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Questions the Local Media in Palmy will ask...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Post your examples here....
 
 
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Reporter to Paul Ifill:

So Paul, you've played on the worlds biggest stage in an FA Cup Final against David Beckham's former team Manchester United. How does that compare to playing at FMG Stadium?
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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C-Diddy wrote:

Reporter to Paul Ifill:

So Paul, you've played on the worlds biggest stage in an FA Cup Final against David Beckham's former team Manchester United. How does that compare to playing at FMG Stadium?
 


Paul Ifill's answer

Me and the boys are really looking forward to playing under the flood light!
Kiwi Jambo2009-11-29 10:11:12

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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Can you take me with you?

14/11/09

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Paul Ifill's answer

Wembley's okay mate  but there's not a Science museum within walking distance, give me Palmerston any day mate!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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"Would you like to marry ma sister Shuuurrlleeen?"

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Paul Ifill's answer

Outside football my main interest has always been wind farms, thats why its so good to finally  play here!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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Paul Ifill's answer


Big ups to the management for bringing the team here!
Nature lovers and families will enjoy the many parks and scenic walks.  Victoria Esplanade Gardens on Fitzherbert Avenue is a �must see�.  The 19 hectares of gardens feature spectacular plant displays, an international rose trial garden, aviaries, a nature trail, a fernery, conservatory, walkways, mini railway, a children�s playground, paddling pool, an education centre, a caf� and free electric barbecues.
Forget FA cup finals mate football dosent get and bigger or better than this mate!
Kiwi Jambo2009-11-29 10:40:44

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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"Who are you and what are you doing here?"
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[QUOTE=kiwi pie]"Who are you and what are you doing here?" [/QUOTE
 
To be fair KP we ask you this all the time...
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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What do you think about the All Blacks result this morning?

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So if you score a "goal" that counts as one point right?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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Well, after living in palmy for a few years I have learnt 3 things, they are crap at rugby around here, they are pretty into football, and most people who were born here are pretty cocky. Therefore I predict to pretty much any player

"So, we have this team here called Youngheart, I think they might be willing to give you a shot. you keen?"
S.O.N2009-11-29 14:54:45
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Youngheart? Sounds like a Christian metal band.
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So why don't the Phoenix fans wear Yellow Buckets on their heads??

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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C-Diddy wrote:
Post your examples here...
 


Does anyone know how I get the hell out of here?

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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C-Diddy wrote:

Reporter to Paul Ifill:


So Paul, you've played on the worlds biggest stage in an FA Cup Final against David Beckham's former team Manchester United. How does that compare to playing at FMG Stadium?

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Ifill's response to seeing some wierd guy in a RR t-shirt asking him questions: "SECURITY!!"

Would be interesting to see what the local rag has to say before the game.Ard Righ2009-11-29 16:57:50
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Now tell me all about soccer.....
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Lonegunmen wrote:
So why don't the Phoenix fans wear Yellow Buckets on their heads?? 
 
There's a thought.  When in Rome 

14/11/09

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Smithy wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
Post your examples here...
 


Does anyone know how I get the hell out of here back north to Dorkland?
With that attitude this is the fix.
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ask... and answer

To the locals.
Q.Slnce the Nix are here in Palmy to promote themselves and the great game of football, do you think some Wellington Phoenix supporters bagging Palmy are just small minded wan*ers?
A. Yes
 
To the travelling fans.
Q. The Nix are in town to promote the game. Do you think bagging the town ( Palmy or Chch ) they are in is a wise move?
A.For morons, yes . For the rest, no.
 
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Addicks wrote:
Lonegunmen wrote:
So why don't the Phoenix fans wear Yellow Buckets on their heads?? 
 
There's a thought.  When in Rome 


I'm seriously considering doing this.
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auskiwi wrote:
Smithy wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
Post your examples here...
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Does anyone know how I get the hell out of here back north to Dorkland?

With that attitude this is�the fix.


Can someone please tell me where Dorkland is? Can't seem to find it on the map...
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el grapadura wrote:
auskiwi wrote:
Smithy wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
Post your examples here...
 
Does anyone know how I get the hell out of here back north to Dorkland?

With that attitude this is the fix.


Can someone please tell me where Dorkland Auckland is? Can't seem to find it on the map...
 
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Oh, I see...so it's OK to take the piss out of Auckland, but not out of Palmerston North?
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auskiwi wrote:

ask... and answer


To the locals.

Q.Slnce the Nix are here in Palmy to promote themselves and the great game of football,�do you think�some Wellington Phoenix supporters�bagging Palmy are just small minded wan*ers?

A. Yes



"Boy you sure look rrreal purdy. You tain't be from these parts be you?"

(background banjo music starts to get louder and more of the same looking people in dungarees emerge from the bushes with big grins on their faces...)Junior822009-11-29 19:08:28

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Aw, Shirley, look at all these blokes. Do we have enough sheep to go around?
- Nah?
Aw, sorry guys, you'll have to share. One sheep between two, cheers.
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el grapadura wrote:
Oh, I see...so it's OK to take the piss out of Auckland, but not out of Palmerston North?
 
Thought you would miss the point and come back with an irrelevancy, though this isn't a competition.
The promotion of the game is the point. Whatever the place.
Its very bad form for supporters to take the piss out of a place they are directly promoting the game. If I lived there and read some of the crap being dished out by (some of) the clubs supporters. My answer would be, F them, just f off back to Wellington you wan*ers!
Fans should get out there in the community and support!
And all those softcoc*ks who want to run home straight after the game with there tail between thier legs should stay home, with a nice warm blanket and a cup of baby formula.
P.S. I don't think this is the place to start being self rightous about Auckland, do you?
 
GO NIX!
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Auskiwi.

I lived there for nine years and have very fond memories of the place and some great workmates.

It's still worthy to take the michael - infact it would be more of a worry if we didn't give a rat's @rse about going there.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Hard News wrote:
No enjoying yourselves.


oh bejeesus! How did you know what i was doing? I had the curtains drawn!

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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auskiwi wrote:
el grapadura wrote:
Oh, I see...so it's OK to take the piss out of Auckland, but not out of Palmerston North?

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Thought you would miss the point and come back with an irrelevancy, though this isn't a competition.

The promotion of the game is the point. Whatever the place.

Its�very bad form for supporters to take the piss out of a place they are directly promoting the game. If I lived there and read some of the crap being dished out by (some of) the clubs supporters. My answer would be, F them, just f off back to Wellington you wan*ers!

Fans should get out there�in the community and support!

And all those softcoc*ks who want to run home straight after the game with there tail between thier legs should stay home, with a nice warm blanket and a cup of baby formula.

P.S. I don't think this is the place to start being self rightous about Auckland, do you?

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GO NIX!


I was just wanting to make sure I knew the rules on who and what I could make fun of or otherwise.

One more clarification. Does this mean I'm not allowed to make fun of Australia and its citizens? Phoenix occasionally play there too, so just want to make sure I don't step on any toes...
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I want to go, but don't want to be Nigel No-mates.
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Hard News wrote:
Done.  See you there.  Might just be us two.
 
I thnk wumbo is going.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Hard News wrote:
You going to the Kings tonight EG ?

Think everyone else is out of town.

Would come, but I'm not sure I can get a bus home at 11pm.
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If we didn't mock P-North, they would think we didn't care.

14/11/09

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I love Palmy, goes back to my Air Force days. They can take a laugh up there. Cool city with good attitudes.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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