Several reasons why we won't win this game
-Paracki needs to start tracking back and helping when we lose the ball, I often forget he's on the field
-Vidosic has to try and put himself up for headers instead of trying to take it down and play with his feet
-Kaludjerovic is basically Totori, all pace, no skills. Ditto for Lewis Italiano
-Keegan Smith looks jaded. We should bring in a fresh face (Someone Young)
-We need someone to play like Alex rufer who'll take the game by the scruff of the neck and get involved. his long shots really strike fear into the opposition GK.
- Marco Rossi still can barely speak English, let alone Australian
-FFS! Why haven't the Nix started chartering flights to away games yet. A reasonable and practical solition
-I forgot Galloway was even on the pitch he was that Anonymous
Some Positives:
-Last week we looked solid at the back and hard to break down
-Abbas has been focused and composed
- won last week on YF tipping
- Crenulla Riots on the horizon
- Hamish Watson is always good for a goal or at least the trademark classy first touch. Reminds me of Marcos Flores
- all of Melbourne are still wanking to that codhill goal in his first derby so we might catch them napping (or something else to that effect).
-Our superb away record away in Melbourne.
Some Possible Solutions: (Transfers)
-Get that young (He looks young anyway) Smeltz kid in. I checked on Amazon and like nothing ships to Malaysia. He was really angry in one of his insta posts.
-Theres this Italian tennis player (Dabbles in football). Maldini or something. He plays tennis now. Just can't remember who he played for.
-Pogba. Swap deal for Weemac. I heard they were after him?
I think I need to lie down.
COYN