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Saturday night rules and regulations

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Saturday night rules and regulations

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

As you can see from the news item, there will be a number of players at the YFSLP on Saturday night.

http://www.yellowfever.co.nz/show-news.asp?ID=694

These are the rules that are in place if you find yourself talking to a player:
 
  • no inviting them to a Tequila drinking competition
  • no hugging them and saying "yoush me besh mate"
  • no trying to set them up with your wife/girlfriend while you video it all
  • no telling them that you played for an under 12 rep team, and that you'd be with the nix if you kept at it
  • no asking them to pull your finger
  • no tickling

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wheres the fun in that

Its no longer a problem.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
no telling them that you played for an under 12 rep team, and that you'd be with the nix if you kept at it


But I really would have...honest
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If none of them will pull my finger can I still fart. In a crowded room I'm sure I could get away with dropping one

A dog with a bone :)

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:

 

  • no tickling
 
 
but everyone likes a tickle....
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
gilbo wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:

 

  • no tickling
 
 
but everyone likes a tickle....
 
football players don't - that is a little fact.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
  • no inviting them to a Tequila drinking competition


If anyone insists on doing so, feel free to invite *me* to a tequila drinking competition instead. Close enough. Because, you know, I played for an under 12 rep team and if I had just kept at it...
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
i no all you die hard football people will be horrified at the idea but is the warriors game going to be on the bigscreen at the bbencher? warriors are must see at moment

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
bopman wrote:
i no all you die hard football people will be horrified at the idea but is the warriors game going to be on the bigscreen at the bbencher? warriors are must see at moment
 
Worst question EVER

Founder

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hahahaha tht was a crak up. Wheres this bar at??? Backbencher? And does neone know where Newtown/Berhampore is Cleberson needs a ride.pavlos82007-08-16 21:23:58
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
bopman wrote:
i no all you die hard football people will be horrified at the idea but is the warriors game going to be on the bigscreen at the bbencher? warriors are must see at moment


If by "must-see" you mean "must-check-the-score-online-after-the-hangover-from-the-launch-party-subsides" then I agree.

As much as I love league (I grew up in rural NSW), the Launch Party trumps all.

(That, and maybe I subconsciously don't want to see my Raiders lose haha)
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'll try and control myself when around the players, but can promise anything, esp after a few to many beers.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think the big screen will be down but showing highlights of the 82 world cup.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I happen to agree with bopman... warriors are most definitely must-see at the moment. Come on Ubergunner, I'm a gooner too... be a sport!
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If you want to watch the warriors, go to Trax

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
If you want to watch the warriors, go to Trax
 
Why - Because the Lions game from Jade Stadium will be on!
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Warriors are'nt on till 9.30 You should all be to p*ssed to care by than.

A dog with a bone :)

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
paulm wrote:
I happen to agree with bopman... warriors are most definitely must-see at the moment. Come on Ubergunner, I'm a gooner too... be a sport!
 
The Bencher's a football bar now, one of how many in the country?
 
If league is more important to you than free beer that's fine (it might even be noble - I hope most of us would give up the drink before we gave up football).
 
But if watching league is more important than watching and talking football, then you might just be out of luck on Saturday- coz surely that's what the Bencher's all about on YF nights.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Damn straight. You dont know how long ive been waiting to talk sports on a friday night at the Pub without someone saying "did you watch the hurricanes" instead id rather listen to "did you see that goal from the (insert favourite team) vs (least favourite team) match" working with a spurs and a norwich city fan leaves the conversation a bit flat sometimes. UberGunner2007-08-17 10:01:32
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
UberGunner wrote:
Damn straight. You dont know how long ive been waiting to talk sports on a friday night at the Pub without someone saying "did you watch the hurricanes" instead id rather listen to "did you see that goal from the (insert favourite team) vs (least favourite team) match" working with a spurs and a norwich city fan leaves the conversation a bit flat sometimes.
 
according to  OSH you should'nt let the spurs fan go to the bog unless you've taken his shoe laces off him
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
UberGunner wrote:
Damn straight. You dont know how long ive been waiting to talk sports on a friday night at the Pub without someone saying "did you watch the hurricanes" instead id rather listen to "did you see that goal from the (insert favourite team) vs (least favourite team) match" working with a spurs and a norwich city fan leaves the conversation a bit flat sometimes.
 
Good to see the BackBencher staff know when the YFLP night is :-) See you al tomorrow night.

Its no longer a problem.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Toffeeman wrote:
UberGunner wrote:
Damn straight. You dont know how long ive been waiting to talk sports on a friday night at the Pub without someone saying "did you watch the hurricanes" instead id rather listen to "did you see that goal from the (insert favourite team) vs (least favourite team) match" working with a spurs and a norwich city fan leaves the conversation a bit flat sometimes.
 
Good to see the BackBencher staff know when the YFLP night is :-) See you al tomorrow night.
 
I am going down tonight to see if I can get free drinks as well.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Toffeeman wrote:
UberGunner wrote:
Damn straight. You dont know how long ive been waiting to talk sports on a friday night at the Pub without someone saying "did you watch the hurricanes" instead id rather listen to "did you see that goal from the (insert favourite team) vs (least favourite team) match" working with a spurs and a norwich city fan leaves the conversation a bit flat sometimes.
 
Good to see the BackBencher staff know when the YFLP night is :-) See you al tomorrow night.
Heh, i was referring to the only night that im on the otherside of the bar having a drink. Every other night im straight off home.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ya gotta get Sky goin with the U-17s v Brazil surely......
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