Shit nobody says (Phoenix edition)

Maybe we should get an up-and-coming Canadian on loan to give us the deep lying mid we need.

I am sad that Telfer is leaving Radio Sport

Right. Phoenix players are all billeted in a paper bag in septic tank, drink a cupful of sulphuric acid for breakfast, train 29 hours a day AND have to pay Gareth Morgan for permission to play. And after that Merrick slices them in two wit’ bread knife.

I wish we had such a witty, engaging coal-face fan base as ACFC.

We have so many football experts on here, it's a wonder their club does not do well.

#steineken

Luxury!

I love it when Leo plays at right back.

We're only a first half team.

Manny Muscat is too soft on tackles (and he never knocks people out)

I am most displeased with how my team is playing so far in this game, but will reserve judgement until the game is over.

Leo was born to be a Right Back.

I really can't be fucked going to the game in Napier this weekend. I might take the little lady away for the long weekend instead! 

and vice versa

"Herbert was a tactical genius."
"Lia can pass a ball."
"Lia is the type of midfielder every team needs."
The camera adds ten pounds, just ask Carlos."
"We've had an array of quality Left Backs over the years."
"Sigmund shows great composure with the ball at his feet."
"Bertos adapted his game well to stay effective after he lost his pace."
"Merrick should have kept Tom Biss around."

Balls into the penalty area is such a good statistic

Doloras ...why , shes here every week....

I sure wish I had more forum stalkers.

i think lia is only getting better, can we naturalise him?

We all dream of a team of Vinnie Lia's!

"I really love Brockie's work rate, he does so much off the ball"

Perhaps we don't need a scapegoat. Perhaps the problem is with combinations and working together, rather than any one player sucking.

The bus trip up will be a great chance to learn the lyrics for Home & Away's theme song ...

Only because we all know the lyrics already Jeff!

Banners and flags are packed. Oh shit we forgot the beer!

The poddy is great - we all listen to it and there are never long moments of awkward silence

We want a draw!

Tequila? Nah, I'm good thanks.

Anyone want a woody?

I hope they play more home away from home games at Napier - oh wait some of you lot did say that. (or very close to it)

I did!

Bad fourm

Give Siggy a go at DM

PMSL, was a pleasure to meet you - strangers in the dark so to speak. 

They're all gone now.