Sky sports rung me yesterday, and told me that I was off the shortlist. I did a test run at the Jets game, and spoke for 90 minutes about photographer 004, and apparently that is not the approach they wanted.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Its more fun being a pall pallbearer than listening to him ,mind you hes still better than Tommy onion bag with a Y Smyth !!
Hate to admit it being a Scot but reckon you cant beat a decent Pommie commentator for football, Jimmy Hill aside that is!
The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

lol
"You can never get a bloody tradesman at Easter, it's a wonder Jesus got crucified" - Karl Pilkington
at least paint drying has a point