Let us suppose that Phoenix were to get a 'dream' sponsorship deal
who should it be?
Any suggestions?
Clever, witty, tongue-in-cheek, whatever...
I'd like to start the ball rolling but after thinking of the topic, my inspiration has all but evaporated.
Any suggestions?
Clever, witty, tongue-in-cheek, whatever...
I'd like to start the ball rolling but after thinking of the topic, my inspiration has all but evaporated.
Jiffy Condoms
Porirua Bakery and Pie Emporium
The DownTown Local
Wet Wet Wet (didn't they sponsor some sweaty club?)
'The Good Stuff' party pills
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Bolivian prosthetic leg supplies;
Chelsea "honesty" bracelets;
Moldovian 'girlfriend' suppliers
the list is endless
Chelsea "honesty" bracelets;
Moldovian 'girlfriend' suppliers
the list is endless
Tui, free beer at every game.
Yeah Right
A dog with a bone :)
Go for real drink.... like Summerset scrumpy!
Yellow pages. lame I know but it fits the yellow theme.
A dog with a bone :)
Fire Safety NZ
Kebabs of Bradford
Peoples Republik of Aucklandia
I liked this which I read a while ago.
"Wellington Phoenix has secured a naming rights sponsor,
twelve days after landing the franchise rights. "We were looking
for a sponsor whose business aligns itself to what we are trying to
achieve - and we found that with our new naming sponsor Kleenex"
said the clubs owner Terry Serapisos. "We'll be wiping the floor
with our opponents in August".
Soft Touch marketing consultant, April Tahi, said "the partnership is a match made in heaven". "This is a clean slate for the Phoenix, they look good on paper but the roll call of talent is second to none".
Fred de Jong, "this team's got guts, and I'm confident they'll soak up whatever's thrown at them. They've already absorbed a lot".
The team will be known as Wellington Kleenex Phoenix. "
Soft Touch marketing consultant, April Tahi, said "the partnership is a match made in heaven". "This is a clean slate for the Phoenix, they look good on paper but the roll call of talent is second to none".
Fred de Jong, "this team's got guts, and I'm confident they'll soak up whatever's thrown at them. They've already absorbed a lot".
The team will be known as Wellington Kleenex Phoenix. "
-by Cnut
I love it.
Or else this
also from someone else on the forum
"Perhaps they could be sponsored by the Fire Service. They're
doing a big campaign at the moment! "
Phoenix, flames etc
Egg Producers Federation of New Zealand
at least you have something in common...
both are easy to beat!
**waits for someone to say: 'wow u must be smart to come up
with that' in a sarcastic tone**
Watties Beetroots
Coz you can beat an egg but you can't beat a roo....
Watties Beetroots
Coz you can beat an egg but you can't beat a roo....
nice
try, but mines more relavent to the pheonix. 
Phoenix and Firkin pub, in London (a bit far away, I know)
Their catchphrase: "Phoenix my pint, I'll firkin kill
'im"
Watties Beetroots
Coz you can beat an egg but you can't beat a roo....
Nice one!
"would be nice to get some kiwi link like "air newzealand"
Brian Katzens business Octagon Sports, how appropriate!.
lol id rather die than have him sponser us!
With regards to actual sponsorship news, Ben Buckley has claimed
(on TWG) that the inclusion of the New-Zealand A-League franchise
had nothing to do with pressure from Hyandai as was previously
claimed.
Not sure Air NZ can get on board with us as the A League has a deal
with Qantas. What about NZ Tourism/Absolutely Positively
Hellington?
Peoples Republik of Aucklandia
loop recordings? then they could blast their music out at the
games. or what bout kiwibank?
Phoenix and Firkin pub, in London (a bit far away, I know)
Their catchphrase: "Phoenix my pint, I'll firkin kill
'im"
That's quality mate!!Three for me, and two for them.
Let's help Terry out and suggest some sponsors that would be a good
fit with the club.
I think you need companies that have a presence in Wellington
and also in Oz.
Could be a good opportunity for Vodafone to get back on
board.
Color:
ASB Bank, Pak 'N Save, AMI Insurance and Yellow Page would be the perfect match.
Geographic:
Air NZ, Dominion Post, NZ Herald, NZ Football (unlikely), Kiwi Bank, Telecom, Radio Sport, TVNZ.
Others:
Rebel Sports, Vodafone, MacDonald, Sky Television
Safire2007-05-10 17:14:08
ASB Bank, Pak 'N Save, AMI Insurance and Yellow Page would be the perfect match.
Geographic:
Air NZ, Dominion Post, NZ Herald, NZ Football (unlikely), Kiwi Bank, Telecom, Radio Sport, TVNZ.
Others:
Rebel Sports, Vodafone, MacDonald, Sky Television
Safire2007-05-10 17:14:08
Pak N Save......Maybe they can give The Phoenix a deal so the food
sold at The Tin will be cheap.
Lol, if they reduce the priced anymore it might as well be free!