Wellington Phoenix Men

The Nix story so far

18 replies · 286 views
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The Nix story so far

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
with apologies to Johnny Cash
 

Well, I first saw the Nix in 2008
An' went to the Ring of Fire  with a 'few mates
The first game had me hooked on the league and the maniacs

Every game I'd watch them players get by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted them to play well and attack.

One day Ricki devised a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
He signed on two Brits and a young Yellow Fever man
To win the league by playing like fire
And I figured we'd have it all by the end of the games
We'd have ourselves a toilet seat made of gold.

[CHORUS]
We'll get it one point at a time
And it�s costing me my mind
You'll know the Nix when we come through your town
We�re gonna grind out all our draws
The fans will moan about the scores
That�s the way we do it in Wellington

So the very next season when I joined up
With my family and occasionally friends
I�d leave the ring of fire with a spring in my step
Now, I never considered myself a fan
And buying lots of gear wasn�t the plan

Especially if I wanted some stadium chips.

The first day I got a season pass
And the next day I got me a stripey and a scarf
Then I got me a bandana and all of the gear
The little things I missed out getting made me sad

Like season pins and nix landyards
But the big stuff like the flags and fever tops made me glad.

Now, up to now the team went all right
'Til the start of this season when McKain took flight
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.

The left back spot was a gaping hole
And Toto turned out to be full of lols

And when Leo kept passing back we knew the spark was gone.

So the lads trained hard like Real Madrid
And slowly with help from Marco and Danny Vukovic
We had that late season surge just like before
Now the centre backs were a sight
We had two on the left and none on the right
But when we put on North and Musa none of them turned up.

The front end looked kinda funny too
But with D-Mac and Greenie together we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that no one had paid the tax
About that time Gouldie walked out
And I could see the NBR was sowing doubt
And Rodi went to Oz and said  "Marco, play central attack."

So we posted bile and twittered abuse
And some got quoted being rather too loose
I could hear the NBR laughin' for blocks around
But up there at IRD they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds.


[CHORUS]
We'll get it one point at a time
And it�s costing me my mind
You'll know the Nix when we come through your town
We�re gonna grind out all our draws
The fans will moan about the scores
That�s the way we do it in Wellington

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Don't you have a job or something, I don't know, something you should be doing?
Haha, you have a lot of talent Junior. I like it.
Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Don't you have a job or something, I don't know, something you should be doing?
Haha, you have a lot of talent Junior. I like it.
 
Just ask him out already.
Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stripes wrote:
Don't you have a job or something, I don't know, something you should be doing?
Haha, you have a lot of talent Junior. I like it.
 
Just ask him out already.
 
ok ok ok
 
someone has gotta tell mrs j82 what's going on, this simply isn't fair on the poor woman, her Mister has been flaunting himself all over town
Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
He's painted up his lips and curled his tinted hair.....
Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
paulm wrote:
Stripes wrote:
Don't you have a job or something, I don't know, something you should be doing? Haha, you have a lot of talent Junior. I like it.


�

Just ask him out already.



�

ok ok ok

�

someone has gotta tell mrs j82 what's going on, this simply isn't fair on the poor woman, her Mister has been flaunting himself all over town


Doloras has been just as bad. Offering hand jobs every left, right and centre. They're in a open relationship.
Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Bugger. If I'd known YF was a dating website, I wouldn't have had to spend the last 4 years throwing possums.
 
(At least, I think they were possums.. my eyesight's going n' all)
 
wolfman2011-03-07 20:27:45


Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Jesus wept...etc


(see sig for further details)

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I have a dream that my children will one day live in a nation where they will be judged by the colour of their shirts and by the content of their character. (shirts, of course, yellow and black)

I have a dream today.
 
(Apologies to the mighty MLK Jr.)
 
but........................
 
(drum rolls, lightning strikes, Flight of the Valkyries Music, general impressive Weta effects, smoke machines etc......)
 
THE Prediction is here!
 
Me, Mrs Grandadi and the Grandadi Jr's WILL be at the Caketin in our Yellow and Black next season.
We shall overcome!
 
REMEMBER...
 
We are the Phoenix. We can beat anyone!

Nostalgia isnt what it used to be...........

Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
GRANDADI! OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!
Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Doloras has been just as bad. Offering hand jobs every left, right and centre. They're in a open relationship.


What the...? Jesus wept, I need to set the record straight. I offered ONE (1) handjob to Danny Vukovic. That was all.

Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads



Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Doloras wrote:

Doloras has been just as bad. Offering hand jobs every left, right and centre. They're in a open relationship.


What the...? Jesus wept, I need to set the record straight. I offered ONE (1) handjob to Danny Vukovic. That was all.
 
Pretty sure you were up for it with Marco, too - he plays left, right and (supposedly) centre.
Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Doloras wrote:

Doloras has been just as bad. Offering hand jobs every left, right and centre. They're in a open relationship.


What the...? Jesus wept, I need to set the record straight. I offered ONE (1) handjob to Danny Vukovic. That was all.


Yes, and you have regretted it ever since.
Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
But Danny hasn't, and that's what matters. Try getting fan service like that in Perth.

Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads



Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior behind that ugly photo you have there, you are truely a poet

Auckland will rise once more

Permalink Permalink
about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yeah - Gattuso is pretty ugly isn't he?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

Permalink Permalink