Tim Payne

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5 days ago
observerfromuh wrote:
 Whyme14 wrote:
Jeez I really hope Payne gets a manager or someone to help him capitalize and cash in on this...given he is self-managed as of negotiating his last contract by himself. Maybe some brand deals & an appearance tour in Argentina?!🤣
If he was smart, he'd try meet Messi for a photo.
Well I for one can't wait for the World Cup final now. 🤣
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5 days ago
YoungHeartHM wrote:
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Asics need to up his sponsorship deal! 😅
I love that his profile photo is him at the supermarket buying what looks like a 2 litre bottle of sprite and Whittakers chocolate. 
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coKiwiMancuniankwlapNoah4thenix+5
5 days ago
Tim Payne is such an amazing human being. Met him last summer, and he took my youngest child out for a stroll in the park. Here's a photo of Payne taking my child out for a walk. Absolute legend.
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5 days ago
observerfromuh wrote:
 Whyme14 wrote:
Jeez I really hope Payne gets a manager or someone to help him capitalize and cash in on this...given he is self-managed as of negotiating his last contract by himself. Maybe some brand deals & an appearance tour in Argentina?!🤣
If he was smart, he'd try meet Messi for a photo.
If Messi was smart, he'd try to meet Tim Payne for a photo.
I know, I know, its serious!

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Banzai!...AIEEE!!!BullioncoHalf a Pint+16
5 days ago
First time watching the sports news in a few weeks so great to see both channels cover the GOAT Tim Payne.  Hope this gives him a huge confidence boost
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martinbOi Oi Edgecumbe
5 days ago
Bit concerning that none of the million new followers have popped into this thread to say hello, eh? 
I don’t doubt for a moment that this forum is the premier place for NZ football coverage…but where’s that flood for us? 


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5 days ago
martinb wrote:
Bit concerning that none of the million new followers have popped into this thread to say hello, eh? 
I don’t doubt for a moment that this forum is the premier place for NZ football coverage…but where’s that flood for us? 
Timmy needs to follow and highlight Yellow Fever on this thing called Insta.  It’s that simple.

No Payne, no gain.
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Mainland FCWanderingSheep
4 days ago
He better have a ripper against Iran

Auckland will rise once more

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4 days ago
Banzai!...AIEEE!!! wrote:
 martinb wrote:
Bit concerning that none of the million new followers have popped into this thread to say hello, eh? 
I don’t doubt for a moment that this forum is the premier place for NZ football coverage…but where’s that flood for us? 
Timmy needs to follow and highlight Yellow Fever on this thing called Insta.  It’s that simple.

No Payne, no gain.
I hope he mentions that we accept all major currencies.


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4 days ago
A yellow fever Payney tee shirt could be gold

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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Banzai!...AIEEE!!!LG
4 days ago
The fact that the club aren't selling Payne kits to get rid of the seasons stock is a huge miss...
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coMainland FC
4 days ago
This is extraordinary. Theres at least five Tim Payne songs on youtube.
Most in Spanish with cool cumbia or reggae beats.
No Payne, No gain is going to be the chant of the WC 2026
It would be a good one for the AW supporters to pick up
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kwlapqueenofthequail
3 days ago
lol, more followers than the all blacks now 😂
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auBanzai!...AIEEE!!!coochieeLG+3
3 days ago
Honestly, in my strongest Starting XI I would have had Callan Elliot starting at RB, he's had a good season for a defensively robust side and Paynes been a little out of sorts back end of the season. I think he might have memed his way into the starting XI unless Baze wants to feel the wrath of the whole of South America! 
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3 days ago
Since2007 wrote:
Honestly, in my strongest Starting XI I would have had Callan Elliot starting at RB, he's had a good season for a defensively robust side and Paynes been a little out of sorts back end of the season. I think he might have memed his way into the starting XI unless Baze wants to feel the wrath of the whole of South America! 
Nah, too small a sample size for Elliot. Payne is the incumbent, and he's played incredibly well for the national team over the past year
Annual finals disappointment enthusiast.

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3 days ago
Jazzy Jeff wrote:
 Since2007 wrote:
Honestly, in my strongest Starting XI I would have had Callan Elliot starting at RB, he's had a good season for a defensively robust side and Paynes been a little out of sorts back end of the season. I think he might have memed his way into the starting XI unless Baze wants to feel the wrath of the whole of South America! 
Nah, too small a sample size for Elliot. Payne is the incumbent, and he's played incredibly well for the national team over the past year
Tim Payne assists v Wanderers in Christchurch. Then assist v Chile.
I hope left back will make good decisions when going forward too.

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3 days ago
Procrastinixing wrote:
Wrong thread buddy, try here https://yellowfever.co.nz/categories/all-whites-and-other-nz-international-teams/topics/the-final-23-panel-for-wc-people-s-pick?page=18#post_post_01kss0anmcxgy7n0k0fjs93h1e

This is the Tim Payne appreciation thread 🥰
Payne is such a top bloke. He's served his club and country so well, he deserves a knighthood. My mate took a photo of him leading the Defence Force to the War on Iran just yesterday.
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ry
3 days ago
Good grief.  Just ordered a Panini starter set (classic sticker album) PLUS a 50 pack box.  I really want to get this Tim Payne sticker…

Oh, what have I done ☠️
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2 days ago
YF tee shirt. His face with

"Tim Payne, The Three Million Follower Man"

On the back, 

"We can rebuild him. We can make him bigger, faster, better than before"
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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2 days ago · edited 2 days ago · History
I've popped up a couple of quick designs on to the Fever Redbubble. It may be a bit crass to cash in but also it might get some extra coin for Fever tifos etc.

Sticking with the stencil look that I've done over the years, and special thanks to Photomac for the use of his image library, here is "No Payne, No Gain".

ES - https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/181162070
EN - https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/181162029
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coHalf a PintmartinbYakcall+1
2 days ago
Is Tim Paynes wife an Argentine?
I saw her post singing along to No Payne No gain in Spanish on YT
I think he said she is fluent in spanidh
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2 days ago
austin111 wrote:
Is Tim Paynes wife an Argentine?
I saw her post singing along to No Payne No gain in Spanish on YT
I think he said she is fluent in spanidh

Apparently she is Costa Rican and yes speaks Spanish
I'm an optimistic pessimist. 
I'm positive things will go wrong.
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2 days ago
I was quite surprised to hear how bad Tim was en espanol given he has a fluent in Spanish partner. He even managed to mangle "muchas gracias" by saying "mucho gracias". 
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2 days ago
imanixsupporter wrote:
I was quite surprised to hear how bad Tim was en espanol given he has a fluent in Spanish partner. He even managed to mangle "muchas gracias" by saying "mucho gracias". 
Doesn’t strike me as the kinda guy who’s used to talking to millions of people. I was surprised about the calibre of his Spanish too but maybe he was nervous (fair enough too)?
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2 days ago
Yeah fair enough, I'd be nervous too, I'll let him off with a warning this time 
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2 days ago
Obviously lots of Spanish people on this forum.



Auckland will rise once more

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2 days ago
as someone whose Spanish is his mother tongue, i can confirm his Spanish was rusty was a very heavy thick english-speaking accent :)
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2 days ago
imanixsupporter wrote:
I was quite surprised to hear how bad Tim was en espanol given he has a fluent in Spanish partner. He even managed to mangle "muchas gracias" by saying "mucho gracias". 
Ehh, my mum is fluent in her first language and my dad knows about 2 words in it, even though his father is also a native speaker of that same language. Some people just aren't great at it!
Annual finals disappointment enthusiast.

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1 day ago
Nixieboys222 wrote:
as someone whose Spanish is his mother tongue, i can confirm his Spanish was rusty was a very heavy thick english-speaking accent :)
Ola Nixiboys222.
I hope you are up for a discussion on Argentina during this WC
How many minutes will Messi play? Is the wide defense too old?
If you are then there is a YF topic for Group J.
Its under World Wide Football Discussion then FIFA Mens World Cup 2026 then Group J
Hope to see you there.
Argentina is my no2 team after NZ
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imanixsupporter wrote:
I was quite surprised to hear how bad Tim was en espanol given he has a fluent in Spanish partner. He even managed to mangle "muchas gracias" by saying "mucho gracias". 
My partner is fluent in French, because her mother is French. Doesnt mean I can parlez-vous Français. 

If you aren't immersed in a language you don't just automatically learn it by standing beside someone who knows it.

Valley FC til I die?

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Nixieboys222 wrote:
as someone whose Spanish is his mother tongue, i can confirm his Spanish was rusty was a very heavy thick english-speaking accent :)
It’s a very heavy Kiwi accented Espanol to my ear. Funny to hear

Peruvian partner, and I’ve tried to aprende Español on and off for 8 years. It’s not easy though at least apparently my accent is mildest

I remember learning the language in a Lima school with a Canadian Jewish guy who was definitely better than me with words, phrases and conjunction but man he just couldn’t shake that strong broad Toronto voice 

“Casa de mi Padre” is a Wil Ferrell movie that takes the piss out of Latino novellas but also Americans speaking Espanol with a heavy accent
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This is the barber who was working with a few of the AW's boys today tidying them up with a few cuts before getting into work with Haiti tomorrow.
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You can probably take a stab at which one of those photos was the most popular. 
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coochieePKWanderingSheep
1 day ago
Can he go higher than the popn of Aotearoa?
Lionel might be a bridge too far? He has 506 million Insta followers.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360986726/creator-behind-tim-payne-phenomenon-flying-watch-viral-all-whites-player

All Whites coach Darren Bazeley and his staff have been preparing for every eventuality as New Zealand makes its FIFA World Cup return after 16 years away.

But one thing they didn’t have on their bingo card was their right back suddenly being at the centre of a social media-driven online phenomenon shortly after arriving in Florida.

Tim Payne now has a little over 4 million followers on Instagram, up from just over 4000 a week ago.
And get behind them they did – to the point where the Wellington Phoenix defender now has more Instagram followers than the All Blacks (2.8m), Kane Williamson (3.3m) and many more besides.

He has also become a hot topic beyond the photo-sharing platform, with the story being picked up by media across the globe as the build-up to the World Cup intensifies.

Payne has taken the potentially mind-blowing change to his status in his stride.

He could be set to meet El Scarso – real name Valen Scarsini – this week. Scarsini revealed to his followers that he would be flying US to watch the All Whites play Haiti in their first World Cup warm-up friendly in Fort Lauderdale on Tuesday (kickoff 12pm Wednesday NZ time), hoping to meet Payne in person, though it is understood nothing formal has been arranged by New Zealand Football.

Scarsini also toasted Payne reaching four million followers by holding up four glasses of wine, in a photo he shared on Instagram, to which the 32-year-old replied: “Trying to figure out how you would (potentially) do five”. 

The Payne phenomenom is likely to lead to there being greater interest in the All Whites’ World Cup campaign than there would have been otherwise and Bazeley has already heard plenty of jokes about what it could mean for him if he goes with someone else at right back.

But he had a smart response when asked if that would lead to added pressure: “He’s got so many followers, but there’s five million people in New Zealand – that’s more than he’s got. 
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