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Unlikely scenarios

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Unlikely scenarios

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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Fantasy slot... what would you like to see happen  on the pitch in a Phoenix game  - unlikely contributions from individual players - the sooner the better
 
e.g. Ifill, backtracking deep into the defensive third wins the ball, gives an early pass to Timmo, who with superb vision releases Troy (before Ricky does!) down the right. Troy dellivers a superbly weighted cross picking out Greenie's run and it's a tap in.

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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At half time the cameras go into the Melbourne Victory changing room to show Muscat sucking off a horse.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Hearfield holding the defensive line.

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Frankie Mac wrote:

At half time the cameras go into the Melbourne Victory changing room to show Muscat sucking off a horse.

Read the thread title son! UNlikely scenarios!

I know, I know, its serious!

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George Brought Back
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Ms Lochead and Ms Ifill - I'm just watching

Founder

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I get into the phoenix.
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Feverish wrote:
Ms Lochead and Ms Ifill - I'm just watching


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Paston takes a free kick and scores.
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with Big Mac on the pitch, someone plays the ball into the box along the ground
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Melbourne Victory score!








.... but Hearfield isn't there to play them onside.
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Diego, Musa, Rojas, Toto and Gouldy all start.
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Manny does something wrong

a.haak

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Potty gets a hat trick!
E + R + O

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2 Scoops sends in a cross that beats the defender on the front stick.
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The Nix play in Auckland
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Hard News makes his scores on Debut in front of the Fever

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Paston actually have a decent game.
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whooooooo wrote:
Paston actually have a decent game.


You talk sense.
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Vukovic makes so many stupid errors, letting 10 goals in, that whooooooo admits Paston to be better. Totally unrealistic.

Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads



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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ricki makes tactical substitutions..


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That Diego remembers what it was we signed him for.

" If you only have a hammer you tend to see every problem as a nail" - maslow

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Durante misses a game.
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The A League doesn't have money problems
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playwithFire wrote:
ricki makes tactical substitutions..

Or at least uses all of his substitutions

Yellow Whever Whanganui

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Mr Incredible winning a beauty pageant

Founder

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playwithFire wrote:
ricki makes tactical substitutions..
People realise the potential for tactical substitutions are limited with a 3 man bench.

Allegedly

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AJ13 wrote:
The Nix play in Auckland


I could see this happening actually. Next year we may lose the stadium for a month because of the Rugby WC, with almost every other stadium in the country being unavailable. Mount Smart could very well be an option to host a match during this time.
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Dunedin would gladyl host a game. Assuming the new stadium is ready in time Carisbrook would be ready and most likely availible. A great way to send to old girl off.
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Lochy putting a good cross in and Greenacre scoring with his head. naaah I'm just dreaming here

VUW AFC - Victoria University Football for life

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I dream of a Vinnie Lia drive from 35 metres that is still rising as it bulges the net.
You know we belong together...

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Oska wrote:
I dream of a Vinnie Lia drive from 35 metres that is still rising as it bulges the net.


We've got Ward do do that now, Lia is a gonna.
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Fantasy slot... what would you like to see happen  on the pitch in a Phoenix game  - unlikely contributions from individual players - the sooner the better
 



A Vinne Lia goal.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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Oska wrote:
I dream of a Vinnie Lia drive from 35 metres that is still rising as it bulges the net.


Oh YES!! 
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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AW playing a WC qualifier against a CONCACAF nation.
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I'd be interested in seeing the real version of a recent game I had on FM 2010 Handheld.
Paston gets red-carded and Sydney score from the Penalty (16).
10-man Nix then come back with goals to Daniel (30) and Brown (32, 62).
Nix 3 - 1 Sydney

"You've nailed it in a nutshell." - Mark Rudan

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Goalie run.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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Oska wrote:
I dream of a Vinnie Lia drive from 35 metres that is still rising as it bulges the net. [/QUOTE]

Does this have anything to do with it?:

whooooooo wrote:
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Vince Lia to score a cracker


if that happens, I will never come to these forums ever again.

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