Wellington Phoenix Men

why are they

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
why are they
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OK, here's another vital question I've been wanting the answer to for ages - and that picture of the clogs is what has finally goaded me beyond endurance. Being as I am still basically a newbie can someone please explain the meaning of the team nicknames: Tards, Clogs, Planes, etc?
 
Tards is pretty self-explanatory, having been to the Victory v Phoenix game recently and heard such shining pearls of wit as "Wellington sucks sh*t!" tossed down at us along with the bottles. Bloody Tards.
 
The others? Full Oxford-approved derivations please.
 
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Clogs because they're orange like the Dutchies.
 
Planes 'cause they're the Jets.
 
 
Geez, and we're the tards?!
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hmmmm, why weren't they called the Dykes then?

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StopOut wrote:

Hmmmm, why weren't they called the Dykes then?



or the Boers but spelt Bores
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The Daffys?
 
And the Planes is just so...plain. Still, mustn't argue with tradition.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sydney are the Bling for obvious reasons...
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Adelaide are the Barrel Boys, also Inbreds.
 
 
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
CCM are Salty Sea Dogs or something like that...
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CCM are the Salty Dogs
Adelaide are the Cakes or the Barrells
Not sure what Perth are
Sydney are the Bling
Melbourne are the Tards
Qld are the Clogs
Newcastle are the Planes
And were the Nix

Three for me, and two for them.

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I think Perth were snooze. Not sure anymore...
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Planes is a pathetic nickname for the Jets. Nicknames are meant to be short and planes has more letters than Jets! It's ridiculous.

I suppose it's only one syllable though, easy to say, still...loyalgunner2007-12-13 22:14:16
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Gateaufc = Adelaide's 'the gate' =  Cakes
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
perth are the GLORY HOLES
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Wolfben wrote:
Gateaufc = Adelaide's 'the gate' =  Cakes


man that's a cryptic crossword clue!, impressive (are you sure an Aussie came up with it?, or was it you Mr Wolf?)

i thought they were called that because they were bad for you, likely to go stale, and about as rugged as a chocolate sponge

and because calling them the cacks would be impolite,

but i stand corrected
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So Tard is an abreviation of what please? I too have wondered this because I can be ignorant.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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Lonegunmen wrote:
So Tard is an abreviation of what please? I too have wondered this because I can be ignorant.
 
Short for 'retard', pronounced reetard.
 
I was going to ask about the Cakes. Is that for real?
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
madhouse wrote:
perth are the GLORY HOLES


seconded
I like tautologies because I like them.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lonegunmen wrote:
So Tard is an abreviation of what please? I too have wondered this because I can be ignorant.
 
Because, in season 1, we took so long to sign a full list. We were 'tardy', hence tards.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nah, it's cause we're retarded whoot whooot bzzzzzzzzzmmmmmmmblaaah!
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Did  just here a deulling Banjo?
 
Thanks for explaining it. OH and Merry Christmas Kiwi Pie. Always good to see you on here.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Acoording to Perths fansite we're SHEEP!


how F%#KN ORIGINAL
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Right back at you, The Famous Mr Lonegunmen!
 
 
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tigers wrote:
Wolfben wrote:
Gateaufc = Adelaide's 'the gate' =  Cakes


man that's a cryptic crossword clue!, impressive (are you sure an Aussie came up with it?, or was it you Mr Wolf?)

i thought they were called that because they were bad for you, likely to go stale, and about as rugged as a chocolate sponge

and because calling them the cacks would be impolite,

but i stand corrected

Im not sure who made it up, but the first I heard of it was HN back in the old Knights days
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