(may not be serious ...)
1.Melbourne approximately 2000km closer to Europe
2. When he asked if the training facilities have improved, he misheard the answer "we've moved to Martin Luckie " as "we might be lucky"
3. It sucks when there's someone else at work with the same name as you.
Rojas didn't want to risk being the "lesser Marco".
4. Doesn't want to be in the same team as Barbarouses, as Kosta left a spider in Marco's kit bag in 2008.
5. Thinks Aussie girls are hotter than Kiwis.
6. Wants to live somewhere where nobody's heard of Hamilton, so that he won't get hassled for where he came from.
7. Finds Scottish coach accents harder to understand than Australian coaches.