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yellow fever stinks

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yellow fever stinks
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I attended my 15th A League game on Saturday. After 14 NZ Knights matches, it was nice to witness just my 2nd victory in that time, bringing my all time record to; seen 15, won 2, drawn 1, and lost 12. It was an enjoyable night. There was just one thing that annoyed me.

As the clock struck 79:50, the countdown began. As soon as it hit 80:00, shirts, mine included came off despite the coolish conditions. I think it must have been at about 80:15 I was hit by the stink of B.O.

My recommendation for Yellow Fever is in future to set aside 10 seconds before leaving for the match to apply deoderant. Its not that hard. This way the unpleasant experience of having to breath in that toxic stink will be avoided.

Regards
Nibbs

Go the Phoenix
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
that's f**king disgusting.

I mean grown men who can't apply deodorant........ what next ???

sort it out.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
damit whooooooo.
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nibbs wrote:
I attended my 15th A League game on Saturday. After 14 NZ Knights matches, it was nice to witness just my 2nd victory in that time, bringing my all time record to; seen 15, won 2, drawn 1, and lost 12. It was an enjoyable night. There was just one thing that annoyed me.

As the clock struck 79:50, the countdown began. As soon as it hit 80:00, shirts, mine included came off despite the coolish conditions. I think it must have been at about 80:15 I was hit by the stink of B.O.

My recommendation for Yellow Fever is in future to set aside 10 seconds before leaving for the match to apply deoderant. Its not that hard. This way the unpleasant experience of having to breath in that toxic stink will be avoided.

Regards
Nibbs

Go the Phoenix
 
That, my friend, is the scent of victory
 
As opposed to the scent of (Melbourne) Victory, which is more of a dog sh*t, mixed with dried blood and vomit, kind of smell.  
 
Could we have a "your nose is too near your arse" type of situation here and it was actually you're own armpit perfume which was wafting up your nostrils? Just asking. 
Jag2010-09-15 13:36:40

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



you stink.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
it was those chicks down the front

Founder

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I could only smell the burger someone was eating in the row in front of me. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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nibbs wrote:
I attended my 15th A League game on Saturday. After 14 NZ Knights matches, it was nice to witness just my 2nd victory in that time, bringing my all time record to; seen 15, won 2, drawn 1, and lost 12. It was an enjoyable night. There was just one thing that annoyed me.

As the clock struck 79:50, the countdown began. As soon as it hit 80:00, shirts, mine included came off despite the coolish conditions. I think it must have been at about 80:15 I was hit by the stink of B.O.

My recommendation for Yellow Fever is in future to set aside 10 seconds before leaving for the match to apply deoderant. Its not that hard. This way the unpleasant experience of having to breath in that toxic stink will be avoided.

Regards
Nibbs

Go the Phoenix
 
Post of the day.  Brilliant.
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nibbs wrote:
I attended my 15th A League game on Saturday. After 14 NZ Knights matches, it was nice to witness just my 2nd victory in that time, bringing my all time record to; seen 15, won 2, drawn 1, and lost 12. It was an enjoyable night. There was just one thing that annoyed me.

As the clock struck 79:50, the countdown began. As soon as it hit 80:00, shirts, mine included came off despite the coolish conditions. I think it must have been at about 80:15 I was hit by the stink of B.O.

My recommendation for Yellow Fever is in future to set aside 10 seconds before leaving for the match to apply deoderant. Its not that hard. This way the unpleasant experience of having to breath in that toxic stink will be avoided.

Regards
Nibbs

Go the Phoenix
 
Post of the day.  Brilliant.
 
As someone who doesnt take his shirt off for fear of scaring away the supporters, I take the view that I am going to watch football. if I can watch a match come away reasonably happy with the result....i dont care in the main what other supporters are doing ...deoderant is not such a big deal, if people dont wear it normally why would they bother at a football match and more to the point would they care?

" If you only have a hammer you tend to see every problem as a nail" - maslow

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Feverish wrote:
it was those chicks down the front

Yep, mandatory washing of vag required for yellow fever entry.

Or just vag banned on entry.
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nibbs wrote:
I attended my 15th A League game on Saturday. After 14 NZ Knights matches......................................Go the Phoenix
 
 
Ah ha. Just noticed this. Could this be a post from the big city north of the Bombays where metrosexuals roam free and the streets are paved with moisturiser and hair product?
 
 

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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AJ13 wrote:
Feverish wrote:
it was those chicks down the front

Yep, mandatory washing of vag required for yellow fever entry.

Or just vag banned on entry.
 
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AJ13 wrote:

Feverish wrote:
it was those chicks down the front
Yep, mandatory washing of vag required for yellow fever entry.Or just vag banned on entry.


Wow.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Chances are that it wasn't all of us.
But thanks for dropping us all in it.

As a veteran of some 38+ home games. Ive only encountered it a few times.

The best way to deal with it is... Get over it.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Way to reek, stinkos.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Blame Mr Incredible

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Anyone who was in the fever van to Masterton would understand what a real smell is.
What you smeltz was nothing compared to Mr. Incredible.

Plus breath that even a whole pack of Eclipse mints could not remedy.
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Stefan wrote:
Anyone who was in the fever van to Masterton would understand what a real smell is.
What you smeltz was nothing compared to Mr. Incredible.

Plus breath that even a whole pack of Eclipse mints could not remedy.


Maaaate, it's worse than the sewage ponds in Bexely.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I seem to be blamed for a lot lately. Bastards.
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Jag wrote:
nibbs wrote:
I attended my 15th A League game on Saturday. After 14 NZ Knights matches......................................Go the Phoenix



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Ah ha. Just noticed this. Could this be a post from the big city north of the Bombays where�metrosexuals roam free and the streets are paved with moisturiser and hair product?

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No one was at those Knights matches. No people = no smell.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
if we wanna talk about smells, there some bastard out there who does the foulest farts! he even beat mine! outrageous. and I suspect he started burping, too, in the last match.

VUW AFC - Victoria University Football for life

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I seem to be blamed for a lot lately. Bastards.
 
Yeah, you and C-Diddy seem to have been copping some flak lately.
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Buffon II wrote:
Jag wrote:
nibbs wrote:
I attended my 15th A League game on Saturday. After 14 NZ Knights matches......................................Go the Phoenix



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Ah ha. Just noticed this. Could this be a post from the big city north of the Bombays where�metrosexuals roam free and the streets are paved with moisturiser and hair product?

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No one was at those Knights matches. No people = no smell.


You make a good point, Buffy. I forgot to ask the poster if the big crowd at the 'Nix game scared him

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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It slowly gathers at the top of the aisle.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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