I still can't think how you could misread the question and come up with that answer though?
Hilarious regardless.
Things that make you go hmmmm
Maybe her partner calls her minge, his burger ring?
My spelling ability
you do the sketch?
Not this time. Was in a hurry so it's a cut out.
I like to draw so bit disappointed I couldn't give it a nudge.
The more films Nicholas Cage appears in in a year, the more people drown falling into swimming pools in the US. The numbers don't lie people:
Also, the older the winner of Miss America, the more people get murdered by steam, hot vapours, and hot objects in the US that year:
more here: spurious correlations
Can't argue with facts!
Private Eye Xmas edition.
David Luiz making FIFA's team of the year
Actually it's not taking the Lord "Serious" not "Seriously"
After getting cut off on the Hutt road this morning, I actually yelled "you Fudging Shark Cod at the other car"
Guess I spend too much time reading these forums
Was it the Fever Mobile?
Actually it's not taking the Lord "Serious" not "Seriously"
so if I follow this god faring cods example I too can punch a smart alec in the chest - cos theres times when this may be needed!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c...
"New Zealand growers appeal to cricket fans - Please don't take any fruit to the big game tomorrow."
Fresh fruit can be a deadly weapon in the hands of a trained assailant
Guru accused of manipulating 400 followers into castrating themselves:
Should ask nufc_nz if he feels closer to God.
A toe tapper alright.
After getting cut off on the Hutt road this morning, I actually yelled "you Fudging Shark Cod at the other car"
Guess I spend too much time reading these forums
I did exactly this today after getting off the phone to a rather stupid customer. I yelled Fudgeing shark cod in the office much to the bemusement of my colleagues.
sent to the naughty chair -
Motorway today. Exhaust fell off. Quiet car became noisy car. Hmm...
http://i.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67418955...
That's pretty freaking yuck!
It was probably Frank Reynolds
It was probably Frank Reynolds
Haha! Sequel episode to "who pooped the bed?".
A few weeks ago I signalled right to turn into my driveway. It's a quiet enough street. The car following me then tried to overtake me. Near miss. Yesterday, I signalled right to turn into my driveway. The car following me then tried to overtake me. Near miss.
Beware Alicetown drivers!
After getting cut off on the Hutt road this morning, I actually yelled "you Fudging Shark Cod at the other car"
Guess I spend too much time reading these forums
I did exactly this today after getting off the phone to a rather stupid customer. I yelled Fudgeing shark cod in the office much to the bemusement of my colleagues.
Our angry fast bowler has a kid who is 3 years old and a bit of a parrot so he's had to reduce his swearing a LOT. He got the edge of the bat yesterday only for 2nd slip to drop it...he yelled out "Firetruck" and lost all credibility.
My 4 year old just went to the toilet and when he opened the door to go in there, he said "poo, someone has had a shark".
A shark.... in the toilet!
UK Mint have announced winning version of new one pound coin designed by a fifteen yr old schoolboy. It will have 12 sides and continue in circulation until it is worth 5p.
"The owner of one of the world's oldest pigs was prosecuted by the RSPCA because he could not bring himself to have his pet put down when it fell ill.
The 20 year old animal, called Mr Pig, was Bob Skinner's only companion and lived on a nine acre island in a pond connected by a bridge to the 63 year old;s garden. It even had it's own specially built ark.
When Mr Pig, believed to be the world's oldest kunekune pig, developed facial cancer My Skinner treated the injury himself. A court heard he didn't take Mr Pig to the vet because he could not face having his pet put down.
Officicials seized the pig and had it destroyed without informing Mr Skinner, a retired pet shop owner.
After a Bournemouth magistrates hearing Mr Skinner said he had spent 200 pounds on a headstone for his pet.
Mr Skinner, a divorcee, lives in an old mill cottage in the village of Corfe Mullen, Dorset. His 13 bed grade 2 listed property features in the Domesday Book.
Edward Foster, defending Mr Skinner, said his client had been struggling to come to terms with losing his only companion.
Mr Skinner was given 24 months conditional discharge and ordered to pay the RSPCA's prosecution costs of 1000 pounds and a 15 pound victim surcharge."
- latest UK Telegraph.
We've all fudgeed a pig once in our life, right guys?
We've all fudgeed a pig once in our life, right guys?
Wait he was charged with not putting down his pet, BUT euthanasia is illegal...WTF?!?
This guy gets it. Pity the parents don't
http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/opinion/67478246/st-bedes-parents-high-court-action-stinks-of-selfentitlement
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/artic...
He's the not the only one angry!
Hah! Now it looks like he hasn't even applied. That seals it. Oz he's definitely one of yours!
Anyone else read the article on stuff fhis morning abiut the lady ordering a pizza? Although not professional, she needs to get a life and a sense of humour. But her reaction has been totally over the top imo. All shee needed to do was after eating the pizza was to take the carton back to the store and tell them she was not impressed.
I thought the joke was funny but thats just me. However, it should not have been written on the carton.
Ps: My wife just ead the article and thought it was funny and an over reaction too.