Nathan Burns

We almost need a new song sheet.

Is Nathan Burns the best Ausi to ever play for the Nix?

Maybe the the best Striker we never signed. But certenly a goal scorer

May need to edit in the morning when eyes and brain are working as a team

Do Kiwi-Ockers like Moss and Smeltz count?

No, they are kiwis

Ummm, there's a guy called Durrante who is quite good.

Yeah. I've heard of him. He is our captain right? So, not that important really.

So there's the obvious choice in "Boo-urns" from the Simpsons.

Or Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You's chorus

"Da da, da da, da da da da da (repeat)

We Love You Burnsy

And if it's quite alright,

Please stop the hurting

For another night

We need you Burnsy

Trust in me when I say"

And then if someone can manage the second part of the chorus, we have ourselves a chant.