Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

Lawyers.

Racist Taxi drivers.  I pay good money for you to take me somewhere. I do not want to hear your racial slurs and soforth

The Fact that there is a gay pornstar named cade so when i google myself i do not like what i see

It is your punnishment for being narcissistic.

There is a female pornstar called Tory....

Lucky you

Not remembering the first two hours of 2009

When i google my full name in images search it comes up with a model (a femaleeee too)

https://www.billybbeauty.com/port/f/f_54.jpg

The female version of me?

Stefan and i being chased down the road by some drunken 'phoenix fan' because we didnt join in a chant that started like this 'o when the saints'

What a faggot.
"Do you think your tough?"
For not joining in on a stupid song!?
Sorry for running off dale.. He was too big for me to take on.

He got me pretty good with his slap though..
Fat sh*t.
It sounded like his mates said petey.

Ive pulled my achillies tendon pretty badly too.
f**kStefan2009-01-05 00:55:09

haha all good.  He was bigger than hard news so i backed my chances of out sprinting him.  What a muppet.

Makes for a good story though.
I can barely walk now..
I love adrenaline

where did this happen i though i saw a couple of guys as i walking up pass the bencher after wards having an argument over something

it was after 12 along courtney place.
He was pissed off because we didnt join in with his singing.

When did we become melbourne fans?

I get the feeling he wasnt really a fan. a tag along perhaps.  A proper fan would realise that 'o when the saints' is not a chant we use.

Drunks.

why dont you eat a glass of concrete and harden the **** up

bobboltontawa22009-01-05 11:37:54

Becuase unlike you  i don't try solve my problems with violence.  Plus he was built like a brick sh*thouse

Something doesn't quite add up here...

Should've stabbed him.

the moss v paston arguement!

People who claim Moss is a rubbish keeper directly after making several world class saves to keep us in the game last night!

I never said he was rubbish just that I thought Paston was better.

People who always have to have the last word.

i know exactly what you mean Sanday 

Having computer after computer give up and die.

Football commentators who use sporting analogies that I do not understand.  It's a football match stick to football jargon...  

The everybody v Paston argument

Are you refering to Dewhurst's tennis analogy for Smeltz's first goal on Sunday?

Depressingly Fixed

It's a Scottish thing!

The Anti-Paston campaign half of the forums has decided to take up.

No I'm not...   To be honest I am a one sport sort of character. I was watching a YouTube clip of a Champions League match and the  commentator used a golfing analogy. I had NO IDEA what he was on about.


 ( but I know what you mean. That was in another topic where he'd used a cricket line and I had to ask "who was Hussey?" StopOut put me right.)
dairyflat2009-01-06 20:05:22

Ken Bates 
The way he ruins my Football club
So glad we have Terry here.

...football "experts" who over analyse everything, ad nauseam, and steal all the joy out of the game....

American's comentating real football. The accent is just wrong for a start. Then this one time (not at band-camp) I was not within sight of the telly and heard a guy talking about someone "posting up" and had to check what sport it was... it was football.  Cringe.

Made me laugh anyway...

On FM when your keeper is retarded and twice decides he will roll the ball straight to the opposition strikers feet so he can score....

people who put an s onto the end of anyones name, eg john keys? he's the prime minister what the f**k is wrong with you?!