Come on lads, this isn't the MLS.
How about chants about the league we play in rather than bollocks
about a clapped out donkey who has retired to Los Angeles.
FFS.
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Come on lads, this isn't the MLS.
How about chants about the league we play in rather than bollocks about a clapped out donkey who has retired to Los Angeles.
FFS.
How about chants about the league we play in rather than bollocks about a clapped out donkey who has retired to Los Angeles.
FFS.
If you read them carefully you will see that they relate to
the Phoenix...
I strongly believe that there is a massive need to seriously sl*g
off Posh Spice as well as cheer on the Phoenix boys.
Two Birds, One Chant!!! 
Best way to disrespect posh is to ignore her. .
.
agreed Philstyle, Posh has nothing to do with football,
nothing to do with this country, nothing to do with anything
really
C-Diddy
Heres some for Covs.
Posh Spice is a Slapper
Shes so f**k'n Skinny
And when she's shagging beckham
Shes thinking of Covinny.
Average but thats all i got,
Bagging player's wives is low. Bagging player's wives who have
nothing to do with the competition you're in is stupid.
Archie's wifes a slapper...
Archie's wifes a slapper...
Sigh.
Meh...
(Let me make it clear it wasn't a genuine suggestion).
(Let me make it clear it wasn't a genuine suggestion).
What about Helen Clarke's a Slapper...
What about Helen Clarke's a Slapper...
technically, men can't be classified as 'slappers'. How
about 'Helen Clarke puts himself about a bit'?
Not sure I want to picture her shagging her hubby David either...
What about Helen Clarke's a Slapper...
I've already got one for good old Helen
(Addams family tune)
"yer PM is a fugly
I'd never let her hug me
ya should stick to playing rugby
'cause we're the Victory!"
Sorry Helen...
I know this is a bit American...well, very American actually, but
I've always thought the US Marine Corps song was a great tune.
kiwi pie2007-07-26 21:54:15
I've thrown some lyrics together, and I know they're cheesy
but what do you think?
(Here's the tune, for those that don't know it)
From the heights of Mount Victoria
To the Shores of Kilbirnie;
We come to follow the Phoenix
playing in our fair city;
Claiming honour for our nation
Wellington is where we�ll be;
We are proud to bear the title
of NZ�s football team.