A song for Payne

A song for Payne

To the tune of . . .

Theres only one Chris Payne,
Theres only one Chris Payne,
A handshake from Brosque and a cheat in style,
Chris is a cheating Sydney hore/pedofile


I need a 3 silable word at the end instead of my 2 ideas and maybe a different word than "a handshake from brosque".

Thoughts, Ideas, Suggestionstomrewi2010-03-14 09:45:15

god thats brilliant.
looks like a pedo anyway.

Chant:

Payne Payne go away
We don't want your hand again.

I like this one . . . it has a double meaning to it . .

BlattersBalls2010-03-16 22:57:08

This is too good not to give it a shot. Well I'm convinced.

I agree, I was trying to make a song to that tune for a player. But thats brilliant.

Does anyone else thing young Tom Rewi has a filthier mouth than anyone else on this forum?

I like it.  Perhaps needs a witty wise crack about his mother somehow incorporated, but very good.  Deserves to be used at least once to give it a shot. 

We'll have Sydney at home twice next season aye?  So hopefully it catches on.

I formally propose we chant "We shall not Forget/Forgive" during the NQF games. God I cant wait to hear the boo's and ironic chears for that game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noHlrgPKX5U

Chris Payne in the Ring
Tra la la la la
Chris Payne in the Ring
Tra la la la la
Chris Payne in the Ring
Tra la la la la
He looks like cheating little pr!ck.

Show me a handball
Tra la la la la
Show me a handball
Tra la la la la
Show me a handball
Tra la la la la
He looks like a cheating little pr!ck

 

ahem, bumping this one for tomorrow. Unless we are moving on of course...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzMxKWbGmjE

Wouldn't mind that^:

I I I, I I I, F**k off Chris Payne, I I I.....

Chris Payne's a w**ker, clap clap clap clap clap

Happy Birthday young Tom!

Haha thank you !