This really is amazing:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/watch-video-of-joey-barton-speaking-1458268
Oh shit I think it's a REPOST.
That is hilarious. I'd read about it but hadn't heard him.
It's soooooooooooooooooooo funny and well worth watching over and over, like watching SWP Scoring today........