dom post chants

dom post chants

I am rather pissed lately and thought it might be time to take it back to the dom post with there half assed articles taking the piss out of the phoenix .Common people we need some funny chants for the dom post and there crappy sports reporters

Your newsroom is ineffectual

This ^ or Dom Post, Whats the score? Dom post, Dom Post, Whats the score?
or
Who the f8ck is Paul Thompson?
or
For 4 whole years we've been getting called out by Thompson, Thompson, Who the f**ks Paul Thompson?
(tune: who the f*ck is Alice)

i'd rather read the herald!

oh and there could be -  Paul thompson is a w**ker!!

Or how about THE DOOM POST ARE PIRATES

(to the tune of this: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lol%2C+limewire&l=1") AJ132011-02-06 17:37:07

I like your news room is in effectual, and dom post whats the score.
What about 'doom' post instead?

The dompost don't believe us
The dompost don't believe us
The dompost don't believe us
We're gonna win the league!

Dodgy Dom Post, dodgy Dom Post..

Fred Woodcock I gave you my heart...

Come back....
Freddie come back
do dodooodo doo do
 Freddie come back
do dodooodo doo do
 Freddie come back

(To The Equals - Baby, Come Back)

Perhaps someone could bring a bugle into the Cake Tin...?

Stefan could play it.....

Keep eyes peeled for this weekend's banner-fest courtesy 2ndBest, HN and Smithy.

Did you just mention yourself in the third person?

Hard News thinks he did.

Tegal was waiting for someone to say that

Given Leo isn't playing, we can use his tune and even steal some of his words. It's a sort of tribute chant.

A piece of fish a scoop of chips, Dom Post, Dom Post
A piece of fish a scoop of chips, Dom Post, Dom Post
The only thing you ever write
is underhand and full of sh*te
But you can't beat greasies in the Dominion Post
Nanannananana etc
You can't beat greasies in the Dominion Post!


I'm not actually seriously suggesting this, (and it is a bit mean spirited!) but it sort of came to my head and there you go.

i like that but it could be a lot to remember.we have to get this sorted by sunday!!

your blog post's are inefectual

The true mark of a goalkeeper .....

You're a hack, and you know you are...etc

Worst kind of DP, worst kind of DP, you're the worst kind of DP.