Just in case any tourists from the UK or the West Island are in any doubt that NZ is stuck in the 70's, we're gonna roll out the Topp Twins just to ram the point home.
What's the problem? Not a huge fan of their work, but New Zealand football has a big gay woman contingent, like whatsername who just got the country's first gay divorce.
Their sexuality isn't the issue. their lack of talent is. There is also the fact that:
1. They have no relevance to football and I strongly suspect that they know bugger all about the game 2. They're shit 3. Any visiting fans will be gobsmacked at what we are presenting as pre-match "entertainment". Huge embarrasment factor. 4. They're shit.
It's all a cunning plan by SKy to push up the PPV numbers.
Yeah don't know where the sexuality thing came from, haven't read or heard anything anti gay, not even on Facebook. Its just a really odd move. The Topp Twins just arent relevant. Im only 28 and these two were before my time, i was just a kid when they were at their peak. Im just really struggling to figure this out.... I just dont understand it, and it appears im not alone.