Stupid New Zealanders. The worlds most ugliest race
Are you:
(A) this kind of "Pav" :
(a bit "fruity")

(B) A "Pav" looking for a fight:

The pavlova food fight, it got messier…
(C) or this kind of "Pav":
"Vada pav" = a potato burger
"The Indian fast food burger that originated in Marathi cuisine, consisting of bread roll & potato fritter filling. Pav in Marathi means a small loaf of bread."

(D) the subject of the first Chapter of classic Russian novel "The Brothers Karamazov" by Dostoevsky:
Chapter 1 Fyodor Pavlovitch Karamazov
...Fyodor Pavlovitch Karamazov, a landowner well known in our district in his
own day, and still remembered among us...For the present I will only say that
this "landowner"- for so we used to call him, although he hardly spent
a day of his life on his own estate- was
a strange type, yet one
pretty frequently to be met with, a type abject and vicious and at the
same time senseless. But he was one of those senseless persons who are
very well capable of looking after their worldly affairs, and,
apparently, after nothing else. Fyodor Pavlovitch, for instance, began
with next to nothing; his estate was of the smallest; he ran to dine
at other men's tables, and fastened on them as
a toady, yet at his
death it appeared that he had a hundred thousand roubles in hard cash.
At the same time, he was all his life
one of the most senseless,
fantastical fellows in the whole district. I repeat, it was not
stupidity- the majority of these fantastical fellows are shrewd and
intelligent enough- but just senselessness, and a peculiar national
form of it..."
Big Pete 65, Christchurch