And the hits just keep on coming

Classic 70's disco v's Shite band who nobody will remember in 5 years time... 

Nostalgia is a wonderful thing. 

Hang on a sec. You are way too young to know about classic 70's disco. Only Leggy, JV and I (maybe FT, RedGed and HN as well) know about that time.

Quick test: Do you remember:

1. Norman Kirk, Bill Rowling

2. Grey Holden police cars

3. Dougal Stephenson and the short guy reading the news

4. Dougal Stephenson and Islay Benge on the motoring show

5. 1 and 2 cent pieces.

If yes to ALL of the above you are an old fogey. And if you repeat this quiz 10 mins later you won't remember doing it before.

1 and 2 cent pieces = Yes

The others are all from some strange place that is to the east of where I grew up so no I don't know who or what they may be with exception of #1 who were both Prime Ministers (Bill Rowling was before Muldoon and Norman Kirk was before Rowling! Not sure why the fuck I might actually know that but I do!!!)

Which brings me back to Imagine Dragons...

NO!

Well clearly you don't understand yoof music then grandad. And the only reason why you don't understand it is that you don't like it!

3. Bill McCarthy (thanks google)

Oh I don't know why he's leaving

Or where he's gonna go

I guess he's got his reasons

But I just don't wanna know

And for 24 years i've been living next door to Rolf Harris

24 years just waiting for his chance

To tell me how he feels while he's fondling in his pants

Now I got to get used to not living next door to Rolf Harris

As this is a family club, why not get the kids involved to the tune of the Pukeko Stomp?

He steps to the left and step to the right,

Flaps his arm into Cruise all night,

Jumps onto knees and smacks their chins,

Siggy dances, Siggy sings.

Let’s bop around to the Siggy Stomp,

Bop till we drop around the swamp,

Bop around to the Siggy Stomp,

Wobble, wobble, flap, flap,

Stomp, stomp, stomp.

Reira, wooooaaahhh

Reira, wooooaaahhh

He came from Auck-er-land

To help the Phoenix win

Reira, wooooaaahhh

Etc

Apologies if this has been suggested before, but what about some variation on the "Danger Zone" song from Top Gun. Even just the chorus with "danger" replaced by "fever". Not very clever or deep I'll admit but it's fun to sing and an easy tune for everyone to get in on

Rolf Harris, genius....should be shared all around the world, C-Diddy!

C- Diddy or this

What about we use the 12 Tony Lochheads chant for Louis Fenton?

Sung to the tune of Cup of Life - Ricky Martin

Do you really want it? [x3](Yeah) (x3)
Go, go, go, (Go go go) ale ale ale (ale ale ale) [x2]
Go, go, go, here we go, yeah

Here we go! Ale, Ale Ale! Go, go, go! Ale, Ale Ale!
Arriba va! We’re Phoenix till we die, Go, Go, Gol!! Ale, Ale, Ale

Here we go! Ale, Ale Ale. Go, go ,gol! Ale,Ale, Ale
Tonight's the night, we're gonna celebrate
We’re Nix for life!!! Ale, Ale, Ale.

Or sung to the Barmy Army's tune with clapping...

We are the army

The Phoenix Army

and we are mental and we are mad

We are the greatest football supporters

That the world has ever had

Then a slower verse of the same

He scores with his knob

He scores with his knooooob

Andrew Durante

He scores with his knob!

Better not chant that, there might be kids around. 

He scores with his penis?

"Rickie, Rickie, give us a wave....

"Au revoir, au revoir, au revoir...."

It would. And it also sounds good.

...most likely wont get a chance to use these but:

To Sloop John B:

Herrera mira, (Herrera look)

Herrera mira,(Herrera look)

Mexico is mierda, (Mexico is shit)

Herrera mira.(Herrera look)

To "we're the boys in blue from division 2":

Vamanos, Vamanos, (Come on, come on)

El Copa de Mundo, (The World Cup)

We're the boys in White, 

We're here to fight / here all night

Vamanos al Rio! (We're going to Rio!)

Who are ya?:

Quien es te!

What did Glen Moss say?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

We all love our Kenny Cunningham, Kenny Cunningham, Kenny Cunningham... (repeat)

So the one I got going yesterday:

To the tune of The Addams Family

Your father is your brother,
Your sister is your mother,
You're living all together,
West Sydney Family.

Na na na na na clap clap
Na na na na na clap clap
Na na na na na, Na na na na na, Na na na na na clap clap

Any lyrical genius out there reckon they could turn this into a song for Tyler Boyd?

In case anyone couldn't work it out.

ERNIE MERRICKS YELLOW ARMY

ERNIE MERRICKS YELLOW ARMY!!!!!

This should become tradition to chant from the 50th to the 60th minute at every home game!!!

Nice and loud boys, build that atmosphere!

Need to chant that nice and loud at every game from the 50th till the 60th!!

Probably proved we are a bunch of simpletons and the simple chants work the best

I actually kind of hope we don't just chant that all the time now. I can see it happening. 

It was awesome once, lets leave it as an awesome memory until we maybe spontaneously do it again one day in the future. 

should do this on sunday during our inevitible loss. "let's pretend we won a game" instead