And the hits just keep on coming

We lose every week, We lose every week, You're nothing special, We lose every week.

One for away games

We don't have to live here
No we don't have to live here
We don't have to live here
But you do!

Gonna start this New Year's Day verse western Sydney

hobbit chant to take the piss out of us?

All goals scored by Waffles 

Are sent from Tyler Boyd

Then thank Wellnix, and thank Merrick 

For giving us such joy

(chorus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkXyqL092aY)

A little bit of Brockie in our lives, a little bit of Fenton down the sides

A little bit of Hernandez is all we need, a little bit of Cunningham with all his speed

A little bit of Huysegums he's all class, a little bit of Riera with his pin-point pass

A little bit of Sigmund in defence, a little bit of Durante he’s immense

Could include the next line with actions, but would make it quite long:

Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hand once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you are doing it right

The Yaya/Kolo Toure chant seems to be in vogue atm, could use it for Muscat & Boxall?

How about the Hare Krishna song for our new boy?

To the tune of In 'The Jungle'

"There's a striker, a Belgian striker, Stein Huysegems,

He's our striker, our Belgian striker, Stein Huysegems,

A Huysegems, A Huysegems, A Huysegems, A Huysegems, A Huysegems........(and so on)"

Thought we should get another chant going for the mighty bald Belgian!

To the tune of 'Cant Take My Eyes Off You' - Frankie Valli and The 4 Seasons

"Albert Riera,

You are the love of my life,

Albert Riera,

I'll let you have/shag my wife,

Albert Riera,

A paramedics way of life"

Needs work, but could be a great chant to get going.

Roy Krishna ,Roy Krishna ,he's a goal machine ,Roy Krishna

Roy Krishna ,Roy Krishna ,he's a goal machine Roy Krishna 

Roy Krishna ,Roy Krishna ,he's a goal machine ,Roy Krishna

Roy Krishna ,Roy Krishna ,he's a goal machine ,Roy Krishna

Roy Krishna ,Roy Krishna ,he's a goal machine ,Roy Krishna

(Chant whilst dancing around with benign slightly affected look on face  until brainwashed delirium sets in then eat some mung bean curry and offer someone a free book with trippy looking cover)

Feed Hernandez, let him know it's Krishna time.

Abide with me; fast falls our finals hopes;

the darkness deepens; can the Fever cope?

When casual fans all fall away and flee,

Wellington Phoenix, O abide with me.

Swift to its close another loss today;

earth's joys grow dim; Perth Glory pulls away;

angst and despair in the forum I see;

Wellington Phoenix, O abide with me.

I need thy presence every passing hour.

What but thy grace can foil Brisbane Roar's power?

Who, like thyself, my guide and stay can be?

Wellington Phoenix, O abide with me.

I fear no foe, with Ernie’s high line press;

Jests are lightweight, and Heart has no success.

Where is the Bling? Where, grave, thy victory?

We triumph still, Phoenix abide with me.

Put up thy cross before they close thee down;

ghost through the gap, like goals scored by Tim Brown.

Cunningham breaks, and scores to make it three;

Wellington Phoenix, O abide with me.

He's there at the double, whenever there's trouble, he's perceptive and he's tough. The tackles he makes, have just what it takes, whenever the going gets rough.

His name is Albert! Albert! Albert Reira in midfield!

He's sharp, he's cool, he's nobody's fool! He's Albert Reira in midfield!

If you've been dropped in it, he's there in a minute, that's faithful Albert's way! He's got no pretention, just lots of invention that always saves the day! Hurray! For Albert! Albert! Albert Reira in midfield!

He's sharp, he's cool, he's nobody's fool! He's Albert Reira in midfield!

Replaced words from the opening of Albert the fifth musketeer french animation, so same tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHLJDs9jAvk

Was suggested on Sunday that as Tylor is called One Direction that their song "you don't know your beautiful" could work. Lyrics are:

Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair  gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to  tell,
You don't know oh-oh!
You don't know you're beautiful!

I am not very good at changing lyrics but maybe someone else can think of something.

Just leave them as they are. Will be fine.

We already use this tune for Glen Moss, thanks to El Grap and I <3 Nix.

Mossy you light up my world like nobody else,
The way you dive for the ball gets me overwhelmed,
And when you punch at the ball it ain't hard to tell,
We all know oh-oh!
Mossy you're a goalkeeper!

(note, I may I have got a word or two wrong here. *waits for correction by I <3 Nix*)

Patrick: ah I see I hadn't been able to work out that chants, thanks :-)

Feverish - someone been watching the Hammers perhaps?

to the tune of Flash by Queen

"dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum   MOSS.  Ah  aaaah.   Keeper of the universe."

Every time he gets the ball start doing the dums.  when he kicks it we all say Moss.

had some worries about putting our keeper off while he is kicking the ball, but as he is the keeper of the universe Mossy wouldn't be put off by stuff like this.

Here's my version of Black Betty:

Woah it's Kenny, Cunningham

Ye-ah it's Kenny Cunningham

Up the line, it's Cunningham

Link up with Stein, it's Cunningham

Woah it's Kenny, Cunningham

Ye-ah it's Kenny Cunningham

Whipped in with pace, it's Cunningham

Woah it's Kenny, Cunningham

Ye-ah it's Kenny Cunningham

Could add in additional stanzas really easily or just repeat.

CHORUS TUNE FROM 'THE GAMBLER' BY KENNY ROGERS...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn481KcjvMo&feature=kp

"You got to know when to pass it,

Know when to tackle,

Know when to hold your ground,

And know when to shoot.

You never count your fans,

When you're sittin in the stands,

Celebrate and chant all game!

Even when the game's done!"

REAPEAT!!!

Who has the Glen Moss chant?? I'm wanting to learn the lyrics!

Are you referring to the one done to the One Direction song?

first page.

The coach of Wellington
He had 2 dozen men
And he would march up the league
And then back down again

And when they're up they're up
And when they're down they're down
And when they're only halfway up
They've neither up nor down

"Dig a hole" chant was bloody loud yesterday, those near the fever must've picked up on it?

Easy tune to follow so perhaps change to "Well-ing-ton"

Slight remix of a classic. 'Stand up for the spoon stand up'

This is how it feels to be Phoenix

Missing from the play offs once more

This is how it feels,  put your passports back in your drawer

Back in your drawer

Person was humming the Wombles theme tune tonight and I couldn't help but notice "The Phoenix of Wellington City" fits into it.

To the tune 'Royals: He will always be Reira (Reira) da de da de da de da  etc (haven't got as far as words...

Do you know the gaaame?

The Phoenix are from heaven

Do you know the name?

Of the Phoenix starting eleven?

The team comes to play

all smiles as the fans go away

The game is won

3* goals to none       (*insert number of goals we score)

The Phoenix are from heaven