just thought of a classic NZ song to sing to that show pony
Beckham....
Victoria by the exponents
Victoria what do you want from him? waaannnnt from him?
Victoria, what do you see in him? seeeeee in him?
even tho victoria is a pig dog that could be quite funny i
fell
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could be quite funny i fell
did it hurt
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Posh Spice is a slapper, that everyone can tell
And when she's shagging Beckham, she screams oh Daniel
And when she's shagging Beckham, she screams oh Daniel
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There's only one Nicky Butt
One Nicky Butt....
Selhurst Park, 25 January 1995
What else could he have done?
What else could he have done?
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could be quite funny i fell
did it hurt
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There's only one Nicky Butt
One Nicky Butt....
How about Jesper Blomqvist?
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Sung to the tune of "skip to my Lou"
Loos Loos Rebecca Loos
Loos Loos Rebecca Loos
Loos Loos Rebecca Loos
Needs a punch line.
Suggested a couple of months back. I like your Victoria one man2biron.
Loos Loos Rebecca Loos
Loos Loos Rebecca Loos
Loos Loos Rebecca Loos
Needs a punch line.
Suggested a couple of months back. I like your Victoria one man2biron.
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Is it me or is there some misogyny is some of these suggestions???
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
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Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
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Is it me or is there some misogyny is some of these suggestions???
Only two particular women, namely Victoria Beckham and Rebecca
Loos, both whom totally deserve all the attention the get. Positve
and Negative. Love the chant ideas! 
Queenslander 3x a year.
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"Posh Spice is a slapper, that everyone can tell
And when she's shagging Beckham, she screams oh Daniel "
And when she's shagging Beckham, she screams oh Daniel "
That's nasty!
I like it.
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just thought of a classic NZ song to sing to that show pony
Beckham....
"Victoria, what do you see in him? seeeeee in him?"
That's what I want to know!
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Can we sign you?
Can we sign you?
Can we sign you, pretty please?
Can we sign you, pret-ty please?
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WE LOVE CROATIA WE DO!
WE LOVE CROATIA WE DO!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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You can stand under Mclarens umbrella...
surely someone can come up with someone to take the piss out of the "Wally with the brolly"
surely someone can come up with someone to take the piss out of the "Wally with the brolly"
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old spurs fans might recognise this but we could adapt it
beckhams come to welly his knees have turned to jelly
come on phoenix!
come on phoenix!
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Keep your ears open for the Sydney game, maybe the Cove have
something good we can use too ...
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All they had yesterday was 'Who are ya'...
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Posh Spice is a slapper, that everyone can tell
And when she's shagging Beckham, she screams oh Daniel
And when she's shagging Beckham, she screams oh Daniel
Close, but what you were really looking for was:
Posh spice is a slapper
She likes it hot and sticky
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of RETRO RICKI
Credit to C-Diddy for that gem.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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For Landon Donovan:
Not good enough for Europe, not good enough for Europe...
Not good enough for Europe, not good enough for Europe...
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Posh Spice is a slapper, that everyone can tell
And when she's shagging Beckham, she screams oh Daniel
And when she's shagging Beckham, she screams oh Daniel
Close, but what you were really looking for was:
Posh spice is a slapper
She likes it hot and sticky
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of RETRO RICKI
Credit to C-Diddy for that gem.
Classy I love this one
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Some of us could show what the true reason behind our attendance
is:
We're here to watch the Phoenix! We're here to watch the Phoenix!
We're here to watch the Phoenix! We're here to watch the Phoenix!
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How about a chritmassy theme.
(to the tune of jingle bells)
Golden balls, golden balls
Beckhams here to play
Oh what fun it is to sing when Phoenix win today!
repeat
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How about a chritmassy theme.
(to the tune of jingle bells)
Golden balls, golden balls
Beckhams here to play
Oh what fun it is to sing when Phoenix win today!
repeat
Nice work fella. I like it
Its no longer a problem.
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How about a chritmassy theme.
(to the tune of jingle bells)...
Huge props for the seasonal chant, I LOVE IT. Mind if I throw in a second verse?
Golden balls, golden balls
Beckhams here to play
Oh what fun it is to sing when Phoenix win
today!
HEY!Golden Balls, Golden Balls
Today is not his day
The 'nix will kick his limey arse
from Welly to LA!
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An Open Letter to Terry Serepisos and the Phoenix Supporters Club HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MARBLES?
It was a great experience to be in Australia to see
Beckham live.
The Aussies gave him Super Star status and shown him the respect he
deserves and has earned as one of the greatest footballers of our
generation. We may never see him again in our lifetime.
As a NZ'er I was staggered to read the Phoenix's supporters' club,
Yellow Fever, has organised a
�tongue-in-cheek�
series of chants, aimed at the star attraction Beckham, for
Saturday night's match against LA Galaxy in Wellington
[/QUOTE]
Staggered at the use of tounge-in-cheek ? ?
Ummm, you have heard of "sense of humour" haven't
you?
To chant words of a song that infers Beckhams wife
Victoria is the same as a prostitute named Victoria is not even
FUNNY. Victoria, released in 1982, is about Exponents
singer/songwriter Jordan Luck's former landlady, who became a
victim of domestic violence while she ran a
brothel.[/QUOTE]
So what? Just
cos you know the origin of a song doesn't mean we can't take the
tune and lyrics and appropriate them for our own purposes. See my
next point below
There�s nothing
tongue in cheek about such a dumb and disgraceful
insult.
You wouldn�t have the balls to suggest to your neighbour that his wife is or was a prostitute or brothel keeper. If you did you would get what you deserved, an attitude adjustment by way of a decent smack in the mouth. Surely someone can came up with something humorous, but then a sense of humor maybe is hard to find in Wellington, just read the childish suggestions in this forum ..Dumb and Dopey. .
No
suggestion calling Victoria a prostitude. No more than
using the lyrics to a pink-floyd song inplies the subject is on
drugs.
[QUOTE=rocs]What a shame,
Phoenix will lose all respect and the club will eventually
suffer.The question will be asked is Yellow Fever a SPORTS
Supporters Club or a bunch of jealous
knockers? But then what else can you expect from the
abusive loser NZ attitude,
that�s why 40,000 NZer's
cross theTasman to live in Aussie every year to escape from dumb
losers. .
Tell that to all
the Aussies living in England . . .
[QUOTE=rocs]Where
are you Terry
Serepisos as an
organization
is a mirror of the man
at the top? .
Terry
is CEO of the club, not YF
BTW: did you type in large font becasue your argument
was weak and you thought using the big text would make you seem
smarter? (yes, my tounge is in my cheek)
LOL, calm down.
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feedback
pse post on forum the Rebecca loos chant is
bad taste-wgton should show more class
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
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We are showing him super star status just by the tickets that are being sold for it, and who knows if the Victoria chant will even catch on?? I'm sure Beckham won't give a sh*t as he would've heard way worse on the terraces in England, no doubt about that! And you're rich calling us nz'ers losers when infact you're a kiwi yourself, not to mention the extra large font you posted in (to make sure that people read it; are you that void of belonging?).
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Since Rocs posted his bleat on two threads I'll post my reply on
two too:
If those 40,000 Kiwis are all as stupid and humourless as Rocs
then maybe it's not a bad thing they go to Australia 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the amusing thing about the song
"Victoria" is not the context of the main protagonist being a
prostitute, but the application of the words to a wealthy, good
lucking, and famous man. Think about it Rocs "Victoria, what
do you see in him?" - it's funny.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the amusing thing about the song
"Victoria" is not the context of the main protagonist being a
prostitute, but the application of the words to a wealthy, good
lucking, and famous man. Think about it Rocs "Victoria, what
do you see in him?" - it's funny.
What a plonker.
Selhurst Park, 25 January 1995
What else could he have done?
What else could he have done?
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Rocs is a twat. No sense of humour = banstick.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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Can we sign you?
Can we sign you?
Can we sign you, pretty please?
Can we sign you, pret-ty please?
I wondered who to blame for this being in the paper.
Now I know!!!
Chants with pretty please in are banned.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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more feed back
I hope you phoenixers aren't going to
descend into that bollix stuff about beckham that blighted games in
england for a while
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
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How about a chritmassy theme.
(to the tune of jingle bells)...
Huge props for the seasonal chant, I LOVE IT. Mind if I throw in a second verse?
Golden balls, golden balls
Beckhams here to play
Oh what fun it is to sing when Phoenix win
today!
HEY!Golden Balls, Golden Balls
Today is not his day
The 'nix will kick his limey arse
from Welly to LA!
Nice work !
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Can we sign you?
Can we sign you?
Can we sign you, pretty please?
Can we sign you, pret-ty please?
I wondered who to blame for this being in the paper.
Now I know!!!
Chants with pretty please in are banned.
I made the paper!?
Whoo hoo, I'm famous, bitches!!
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Credit where credit is due KP.
We get an invasion from Queensland's retarded end who barely cause a ripple. You make one post and troll us all, thanks to the Dom.
We get an invasion from Queensland's retarded end who barely cause a ripple. You make one post and troll us all, thanks to the Dom.
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David Beckham, David Beckham,
Does the council cut your hair,
Does the council cut your hair.
Ripped off our JAFA friend Auckland Jag 
Its no longer a problem.
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