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just thought of a classic NZ song to sing to that show pony Beckham....
Victoria by the exponents
 
Victoria what do you want from him? waaannnnt from him?
Victoria, what do you see in him? seeeeee in him?
 
even tho victoria is a pig dog that could be quite funny i fell
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man2biron wrote:
 could be quite funny i fell
 
did it hurt
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Posh Spice is a slapper, that everyone can tell
And when she's shagging Beckham, she screams oh Daniel
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WeeNix
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There's only one Nicky Butt
One Nicky Butt....
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savaged1 wrote:
man2biron wrote:
 could be quite funny i fell
 
did it hurt
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There's only one Nicky Butt
One Nicky Butt....


How about Jesper Blomqvist?
Marquee
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Sung to the tune of "skip to my Lou"
Loos Loos Rebecca Loos
Loos Loos Rebecca Loos
Loos Loos Rebecca Loos
Needs a punch line.
Suggested a couple of months back. I like your Victoria one man2biron.
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Is it me or is there some misogyny is some of these suggestions???
 
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dairyflat wrote:
Is it me or is there some misogyny is some of these suggestions???
 
 
Only two particular women, namely Victoria Beckham and Rebecca Loos, both whom totally deserve all the attention the get. Positve and Negative. Love the chant ideas!
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"Posh Spice is a slapper, that everyone can tell
And when she's shagging Beckham, she screams oh Daniel "
 
That's nasty!
 
I like it.
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man2biron wrote:
just thought of a classic NZ song to sing to that show pony Beckham....
 
"Victoria, what do you see in him? seeeeee in him?"
 
 
That's what I want to know!
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Can we sign you?
Can we sign you?
Can we sign you, pretty please?
Can we sign you, pret-ty please?
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WE LOVE CROATIA WE DO!
WE LOVE CROATIA WE DO!
 
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You can stand under Mclarens umbrella...

surely someone can come up with someone to take the piss out of the "Wally with the brolly"
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old spurs fans might recognise this but we could adapt it

 
beckhams come to welly his knees have turned to jelly
come on phoenix!
come on phoenix!
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Keep your ears open for the Sydney game, maybe the Cove have something good we can use too ...
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All they had yesterday was 'Who are ya'...
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Posh Spice is a slapper, that everyone can tell
And when she's shagging Beckham, she screams oh Daniel
 
Close, but what you were really looking for was:
 
Posh spice is a slapper
She likes it hot and sticky
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of RETRO RICKI
 
Credit to C-Diddy for that gem.
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For Landon Donovan:

Not good enough for Europe, not good enough for Europe...
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smithy246 wrote:
Posh Spice is a slapper, that everyone can tell
And when she's shagging Beckham, she screams oh Daniel
 
Close, but what you were really looking for was:
 
Posh spice is a slapper
She likes it hot and sticky
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of RETRO RICKI
 
Credit to C-Diddy for that gem.
 
Classy I love this one
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Some of us could show what the true reason behind our attendance is:

We're here to watch the Phoenix! We're here to watch the Phoenix!
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How about a chritmassy theme.
(to the tune of jingle bells)
 
Golden balls, golden balls
Beckhams here to play
Oh what fun it is to sing when Phoenix win today!
 
repeat
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wokingfan wrote:
How about a chritmassy theme.
(to the tune of jingle bells)
 
Golden balls, golden balls
Beckhams here to play
Oh what fun it is to sing when Phoenix win today!
 
repeat
 
Nice work fella. I like it
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wokingfan wrote:
How about a chritmassy theme.
(to the tune of jingle bells)... 


Huge props for the seasonal chant, I LOVE IT. Mind if I throw in a second verse?

Golden balls, golden balls
Beckhams here to play
Oh what fun it is to sing when Phoenix win today!
HEY!
Golden Balls, Golden Balls
Today is not his day
The 'nix will kick his limey arse
from Welly to LA!


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rocs wrote:

An Open Letter to Terry Serepisos and the Phoenix Supporters Club  HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MARBLES?

It was a great experience to be in Australia to see Beckham live.
The Aussies gave him Super Star status and shown him the respect he deserves and has earned as one of the greatest footballers of our generation.  We may never see him again in our lifetime.

As a NZ'er I was staggered to read the Phoenix's supporters' club, Yellow Fever, has organised a �tongue-in-cheek� series of chants, aimed at the star attraction Beckham, for Saturday night's match against LA Galaxy in Wellington [/QUOTE]

Staggered at the use of tounge-in-cheek ? ? Ummm, you have heard of "sense of humour" haven't you?
rocs wrote:
To chant words of a song that infers Beckhams wife Victoria is the same as a prostitute named Victoria is not even FUNNY. Victoria, released in 1982, is about Exponents singer/songwriter Jordan Luck's former landlady, who became a victim of domestic violence while she ran a brothel.[/QUOTE]
So what? Just cos you know the origin of a song doesn't mean we can't take the tune and lyrics and appropriate them for our own purposes. See my next point below
 
rocs wrote:
There�s nothing tongue in cheek about such a dumb and disgraceful insult.

You wouldn�t have the balls to suggest to your neighbour that his wife is or was a prostitute or brothel keeper. If you did you would get what you deserved, an attitude adjustment by way of a decent smack in the mouth. Surely someone can came up with something humorous, but then a sense of humor maybe is hard to find in Wellington, just read the childish suggestions in this forum ..Dumb and Dopey. .

 
No suggestion calling Victoria a prostitude. No more than using the lyrics to a pink-floyd song inplies the subject is on drugs.
 
[QUOTE=rocs]What a shame, Phoenix will lose all respect and the club will eventually suffer.The question will be asked is Yellow Fever a SPORTS Supporters Club or a bunch of jealous knockers?  But then what else can you expect from the abusive loser NZ attitude, that�s why 40,000 NZer's cross theTasman to live in Aussie every year to escape from dumb losers. .
 
 
Tell that to all the Aussies living in England . . .
 
[QUOTE=rocs]Where are you Terry Serepisos as an organization
is a mirror of the man at the top?  .
 
 
Terry is CEO of the club, not YF
BTW: did you type in large font becasue your argument was weak and you thought using the big text would make you seem smarter? (yes, my tounge is in my cheek)
 
LOL, calm down.
 
 
phil_style2007-11-28 06:43:56
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feedback

pse post on forum the Rebecca loos chant is bad taste-wgton should show more class
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We are showing him super star status just by the tickets that are being sold for it, and who knows if the Victoria chant will even catch on??  I'm sure Beckham won't give a sh*t as he would've heard way worse on the terraces in England, no doubt about that!  And you're rich calling us nz'ers losers when infact you're a kiwi yourself, not to mention the extra large font you posted in (to make sure that people read it; are you that void of belonging?).

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Since Rocs posted his bleat on two threads I'll post my reply on two too:
 
If those 40,000 Kiwis are all as stupid and humourless as Rocs then maybe it's not a bad thing they go to Australia   Correct me if I'm wrong, but the amusing thing about the song "Victoria" is not the context of the main protagonist being a prostitute, but the application of the words to a wealthy, good lucking, and famous man.  Think about it Rocs "Victoria, what do you see in him?" - it's funny.
 
What a plonker.
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Rocs is a twat.  No sense of humour = banstick.
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kiwi pie wrote:
Can we sign you?
Can we sign you?
Can we sign you, pretty please?
Can we sign you, pret-ty please?
 
I wondered who to blame for this being in the paper.
 
Now I know!!!
 
Chants with pretty please in are banned.
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more feed back

I hope you phoenixers aren't going to descend into that bollix stuff about beckham that blighted games in england for a while
 
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robbwatson wrote:
wokingfan wrote:
How about a chritmassy theme.
(to the tune of jingle bells)... 


Huge props for the seasonal chant, I LOVE IT. Mind if I throw in a second verse?

Golden balls, golden balls
Beckhams here to play
Oh what fun it is to sing when Phoenix win today!
HEY!
Golden Balls, Golden Balls
Today is not his day
The 'nix will kick his limey arse
from Welly to LA!


 
Nice work !
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smithy246 wrote:
kiwi pie wrote:
Can we sign you?
Can we sign you?
Can we sign you, pretty please?
Can we sign you, pret-ty please?
 
I wondered who to blame for this being in the paper.
 
Now I know!!!
 
Chants with pretty please in are banned.
 
I made the paper!?
 
Whoo hoo, I'm famous, bitches!!
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Credit where credit is due KP.

We get an invasion from Queensland's retarded end who barely cause a ripple.  You make one post and troll us all, thanks to the Dom.


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David Beckham, David Beckham,
Does the council cut your hair,
Does the council cut your hair.
 
Ripped off our JAFA friend Auckland Jag

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