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Chant for incompetent refs

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Chant for incompetent refs
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Are you ticketek
are you ticketek
are you ticketek in disguise
are you ticketek in disguise
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
although the Aussie ref's might not get it?

Queenslander 3x a year.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Are you Barnes,
Are you Barnes,
Are you Barnes other half?
Are you Barnes other half?
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
brumbys wrote:
Are you Barnes,
Are you Barnes,
Are you Barnes other half?
Are you Barnes other half?
 
that's strange john Barnes and Peter Barnes were good footballers
 
i just don't understand the connection
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
To the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain"

You can shove your F'in whistle/flag up your ass *clap, clap*
You can shove your F'in whistle/flag up your ass *clap, clap*
You can shove your F'in whistle/flag, shove your f'in whistle/flag, you can shove your f'in whistle/flag up your ass
-Sideways!

whistle or flag obviously depending on the reff or touchy

toffeepop2008-08-22 16:40:27
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
toffeepop wrote:
To the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain"

You can shove your F'in whistle/flag up your ass
You can shove your F'in whistle/flag up your ass
You can shove your F'in whistle/flag, shove your f'in whistle/flag, you can shove your f'in whsitle up your ass
-Sideways!

whistle or flag obviously depending on the reff or touchy

 
Unsubtle, rude, offensive - I like it!
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
toffeepop wrote:
To the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain"

You can shove your F'in whistle/flag up your ass
You can shove your F'in whistle/flag up your ass
You can shove your F'in whistle/flag, shove your f'in whistle/flag, you can shove your f'in whsitle up your ass
-Sideways!

whistle or flag obviously depending on the reff or touchy



Gold.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
LETS USE IT!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Thats a bloody good idea!
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

"Now we know why Vukovic hit Shields"
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nice work toffee
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Whos ya father, whos ya father, whos ya father referee? You 'ant got one, 'cause your a bastard, you're a bastard referee
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
He's Blind!
He's Bent!
His arse is up for rent
Referee! Referee!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wolfben wrote:
Whos ya father, whos ya father, whos ya father referee? You 'ant got one, never had one, you're a bastard referee
 
Edited!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Can be done both ways

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
toffeepop wrote:
To the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain"

You can shove your F'in whistle/flag up your ass *clap, clap*
You can shove your F'in whistle/flag up your ass *clap, clap*
You can shove your F'in whistle/flag, shove your f'in whistle/flag, you can shove your f'in whistle/flag up your ass
-Sideways!

whistle or flag obviously depending on the reff or touchy

 
Thats great we should use it
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Glory use:
 
My eyes have seen Perth Glory get f**ked over by the ref
he is blind and he is stupid hes completely f**king Deaf
Im writing to the FFA to tell em that hes sh*te
And he aint gunna ref no more NOMORE!
Coz the referees a f**king w**ker the referees a f**kin w**ker
The referees a f**king w**ker and ehs aint gunna ref nomore NOMORE.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That is f**king superb peterss

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
DKP22 wrote:
That is f**king superb peterss


Would go against our 'simple' policy so the whole crowd can catch on
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wolfben wrote:
DKP22 wrote:
That is f**king superb peterss


Would go against our 'simple' policy so the whole crowd can catch on
 
 
Not wrong Wolf its like bloody shakespeare compared to what we sing!
 
I like the "she'll be coming" one about the refs that is great that one and we should try it.

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