Chris Payne Disappreciation Society

317 replies · 30,486 views

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Can't believe all these "be nice to Payne posts" Why don't you Ferk off and start a Payne fan club blog.....this is the angry" Payne is a C**t site".

Terry Henry got vilified globally for his hand ball and rightly so...we have just watched our beloved team fighting for a place in the grand final and with the scores locked at 1-1 some scumbag son of a convict deliberetly handball a goal...AND YOU WANT US TO BE CALM AND RATIONAL

to be fair, I was never saying be nice to him - I was saying to call him a c**t and hope he gets genital warts. I just said to stop being such big girls about it, and talking about the shame he feels.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Does this wart have more fans than Chris Payne?

http://www.facebook.com/?sk=2361831622#!/group.php?gid=396299425020

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'll just say.
The only part that made Chris Payne a cheating c**t. Is the fact that he didnt own up to it.
It certainly wasn't deliberate.

Take that!

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

StopOut wrote:

Payne will largely get away with it. Will be forgotten in no time at all - except by us obviously.

I keep wondering what Aloisi would've done in the same situation (although he probably would've put the ball over the top anyway).

Well if the FFA treat it as lenient as FIFA treated Henry's it will appear that handball goals will be tolerated. The FFA should really nip this in the bud now and act accordingly to discourage it from becoming the "Norm".

I also believe in the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stefan wrote:

I'll just say.
The only part that made Chris Payne a cheating c**t. Is the fact that he didnt own up to it.
It certainly wasn't deliberate.

Take that!

Stefan don't you read the Sun - Take That are cheating c**ts too

(At least Mark Owen is)

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stefan wrote:

They arent "Be nice to payne" posts.

They are. Calm the f**k down and reflect on the season posts.

no, no they're not, that's for the other thread, which is a completely justifiable and understandable thread. This thread really is Chris Payne angst. Ironic that his surname is Pain. ****

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

wolfman wrote:

Stefan wrote:

I'll just say. The only part that made Chris Payne a cheating c**t. Is the fact that he didnt own up to it. It certainly wasn't deliberate. Take that!

Stefan don't you read the Sun - Take That are cheating c**ts too

ï¿½(At least Mark Owen is)

sh*t!
I set myself up for that one.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

To everyone who says not to have a go or 'be nice' - grow up. We can reflect on the season in other threads, but this is for the abuse of Payne.

I hope his mother dies in a freak yachting accident.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stefan wrote:

They arent "Be nice to payne" posts.

They are. Calm the f**k down and reflect on the season posts.

I don't do calm at 1 am in the morning......

New Zealand...they dont' call it the passionless country for nothing

Ferk it I'm off to bed.....

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stefan wrote:

I'll just say.
The only part that made Chris Payne a cheating c**t. Is the fact that he didnt own up to it.
It certainly wasn't deliberate.

Take that!

Stop supporting Bing son. The 'deliberateness' is sonething you can't justify. IMO, it was possible for him to choose not to handball it in to the goal, halting him from being a cheating f**k. But that is just my opinion. And that of many many others I'd suggest.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

loyalgunner wrote:

To everyone who says not to have a go or 'be nice' - grow up. We can reflect on the season in other threads, but this is for the abuse of Payne.

I hope his mother dies in a freak yachting accident.

Touch too far bringing his mum into this. Not her fault her son has no class

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

The officials should also hang their heads in shame.

Unacceptable that such a blatant offence is not spotted by ANYONE.

The standard of refereeing here (and in Scotland btw!) is shocking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stefan wrote:

I'll just say.
The only part that made Chris Payne a cheating c**t. Is the fact that he didnt own up to it.
It certainly wasn't deliberate.

Take that!

Pardon me? Of course it was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Sniffer wrote:

loyalgunner wrote:

To everyone who says not to have a go or 'be nice' - grow up. We can reflect on the season in other threads, but this is for the abuse of Payne.

I hope his mother dies in a freak yachting accident.

Touch too far bringing his mum into this. Not her fault her son has no class

But if his mother dies then Payne will be bereft.

Don't make me do all the thinking for you, I mean it's reasonably obvious.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

And how can anyone say it wasn't deliberate? It's hard to tell, but one thing that's certain is that he could've moved his arm without too much trouble. Miserable pratt.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Steve-O wrote:

Stefan wrote:

I'll just say. The only part that made Chris Payne a cheating c**t. Is the fact that he didnt own up to it. It certainly wasn't deliberate. Take that!

ï¿½

Pardon me? Of course it was.

Please watch the footage. He was quite obviously making an attempt with to head it in. He had his head down ready for it. Stefan2010-03-14 00:57:20

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Sydney are lucky that our fans are well behaved if this was the Tards who were just cheated out of a final spot there would be fights and riots.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Despite the handball incident. Sydney deserved to win. They looked dangerous on attack and looked far better. Hats off to Phoenix team. Well done for a great season.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Maybe he should hook up with Lara Bingle and she can take some snaps of him when he is in the shower.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

This is the match thread not a season review. Someone will make that thread later (or now?).
Anyway. We played pretty poorly. 1st 20 min we were lucky not to be down 2.
Managed to get it back at 1-1 then THAT happened that changed the way of the game.

In the end Sydney was too good anyway. I wan't confident really at all during the week or during the game. Brosque is a c**t but hes too good and too fast for us to keep up with. His finish to make it 3-1 was awesome.

For our players. Greenacre did nothing. Haven;t been happy all season with him. As a St he was to score more to keep his place imo. Can't be bothered going thru other players. Lochie didn't play great either.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Steve-O wrote:

Unacceptable that such a blatant offence is not spotted by ANYONE.

I'll go there and say perhaps it wasn't that blatant except to those right next to Payne and to all those who had endless replays to view from 1001 angles

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

arnies wrote:

wrong fred

Junior822010-03-14 00:59:12

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

darkhorse wrote:

Despite the handball incident. Sydney deserved to win. They looked dangerous on attack and looked far better. Hats off to Phoenix team. Well done for a great season.

After the goal they certainly did look more dangerous. If the goal never counted I don't think that would've been the case. Not nearly as much at least.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

Maybe he should hook up with Lara Bingle and she can take some snaps of him when he is in the shower.

Payne couldn't handle Bingle

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I still can't believe the Linesman missed it. He had his arm out so far in front he nearly grabbed Hn's pie!

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Apparently there were fights at DTL after a sydney fan was talking shi* I Loled when i heard that.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Deliberate doesn't matter Stefan. Interpretation states that ref need to take into account where the arm is in relation to the body. Close to body=no hand ball, far away from body - handball.

Nonetheless sydney were the better side.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

arnies wrote:

This is the match thread not a season review...

Wrong thread..

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Payne is worse than Watson.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Sniffer wrote:

Junior82 wrote:

Maybe he should hook up with Lara Bingle and she can take some snaps of him when he is in the shower.

Payne couldn't handle Bingle

True. he only handles balls.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

loyalgunner wrote:

Don't make me do all the thinking for you, I mean it's reasonably obvious.

There is irony for you. A gooner thinking

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

Sniffer wrote:

Junior82 wrote:

Maybe he should hook up with Lara Bingle and she can take some snaps of him when he is in the shower.

Payne couldn't handle Bingle

True. he only handles balls.

Clarke should be very worried now

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stefan wrote:

Steve-O wrote:

Stefan wrote:

I'll just say. The only part that made Chris Payne a cheating c**t. Is the fact that he didnt own up to it. It certainly wasn't deliberate. Take that!

Pardon me? Of course it was.

Please watch the footage. He was quite obviously making an attempt with to head it in. He had his head down ready for it.

Seems his arm was ready for it as well, no?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

This is far worse than the Hyuk Su Seo offence as well* and he was given a lot of boo's so I'm hoping the boo's for Payne increase ten-fold.

*Because Elrich is a muppet.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Steve-O wrote:

Stefan wrote:

Steve-O wrote:

Stefan wrote:

I'll just say. The only part that made Chris Payne a cheating c**t. Is the fact that he didnt own up to it. It certainly wasn't deliberate. Take that!

Pardon me? Of course it was.

Please watch the footage. He was quite obviously making an attempt with to head it in. He had his head down ready for it.

Seems his arm was ready for it as well, no?

Ask yourselves this. Was Paynes arm in a natural position?

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stefan wrote:

Steve-O wrote:

Stefan wrote:

I'll just say. The only part that made Chris Payne a cheating c**t. Is the fact that he didnt own up to it. It certainly wasn't deliberate. Take that!

Pardon me? Of course it was.

Please watch the footage. He was quite obviously making an attempt with to head it in. He had his head down ready for it.

I'm with Stefan here - it wasn't deliberate - ball to arm, while attempting a header.

However, his arm was so far from his body that he should have owned up to it. Unfortunately, that's not what modern professional footballers do.

When I play in my Sunday kickabouts and the ball hits my arm across my chest I don't own up, but if it hits my outstretched arm, yes I do.

wolfman2010-03-14 01:06:35

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

He chucked everything at it.

Yes. The linsmen should have seen it.
Im not denying that he is a cheating c**t.
But he is a cheating c**t for not owning up.

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

ahmad wrote:

HANDBALL IS THE NEW UNDERARM

Possible banner idea for next seasons Nix vs. Sydney fixture(s) at ROF?

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

He was never going to own up to it, but 1 of 4 officials should've seen it, there are no excuses. F**king shocking. End of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

Permalink

about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

wolfman wrote:

Stefan wrote:

Steve-O wrote:

Stefan wrote:

I'll just say. The only part that made Chris Payne a cheating c**t. Is the fact that he didnt own up to it. It certainly wasn't deliberate. Take that!

Pardon me? Of course it was.

Please watch the footage. He was quite obviously making an attempt with to head it in. He had his head down ready for it.

I'm with Stefan here - it wasn't deliberate - ball to arm, while attempting a header.

However, his arm was so far from his body that he should have owned up to it. Unfortunately, that's not what modern professional footballers do.

When I play in my Sunday kickabouts and the ball hits my arm across my chest I don't own up, but if it hits my outstretched arm, yes I do.

From this discussion you can see for yourselves that handball isn't as black & white as we like to think it is yeah?

Permalink