Heaven is this place on turf

To the tune of Belinda Carlise's (I know, I know...) Heaven is a place on Earth

Original Lyrics

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth

Adaption 

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh heaven is our place on turf
They say in heaven The Nix come first
We'll make heaven this place on turf
Ooh heaven is our place on turf

Perhaps?

A Belinda Carlisle song???

Might as well sing to the tune of Sinitta's 'Toy Boy' ;-)

The Caledonian version describes the flora and fauna in ecologically significant areas:

Heather and a plaice in firth

Heaven is a place on this turf

... seems to fit the tune better?

I miss the Bangles, the Nolan sisters, TPau....must be a groove in there worthy of a reprise? What about that Sheena Easton classic "my baby takes the morning train" ss sung by the glorious Manchester United supporters?
http://youtu.be/Dib2rdQK374

Bevan is a place on Earth?

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?

Ooh Heven is in Middle Earth

They say in heaven the Nix come first

Ooh Heaven is in Middle Earth

Ooh Heaven is in Middle Earth