Chants, Music, Angst and Anthems

New Chants for 2010/2011?

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

New Chants for 2010/2011?

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Any new chants for this season? "Same old "aussies/argies" always cheating" is becoming stale.

Perhaps time to adopt something new? Not sure what but have started this thread to invite discussion and suggestions for new chants.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hold The Line must be sung for Toto... It's not often you get a player with such an awesome name, this opportunity must be taken. Hold the Line is probably the easiest to sing of all the Toto hits:

HOLD THE LINE!!! DUN DUN DA DUN!!!

LOVE ISN"T ALWAYS ON TIME!!! WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

For Toto: (to the tune of Twisted Sister's "We're not gonna take it")

You are not in Kansas,
No, don't think you're in Kansas.
You are not in Kansas anymooooooooooooooore
wilso2010-07-28 13:34:09

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

wilso wrote:

For Toto: (to the tune of Twisted Sister's "We're not gonna take it")

You are not in Kansas,
No, don't think you're in Kansas.
You are not in Kansas anymooooooooooooooore

Love it. Was hoping we could use "in Kansas" to replace "Auckland" in We're Not Auckland Anymore (pretty tired of that one except in some circumstances), but yours is better methinks.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Robb wrote:

wilso wrote:

For Toto: (to the tune of Twisted Sister's "We're not gonna take it")

You are not in Kansas,
No, don't think you're in Kansas.
You are not in Kansas anymooooooooooooooore

Love it. Was hoping we could use "in Kansas" to replace "Auckland" in We're Not Auckland Anymore (pretty tired of that one except in some circumstances), but yours is better methinks.

Thanks Robbo. I think it's a wee bit *ahem* syllabically suspect but reckon it could roll OK. Sadly I won't be there to try and get it going.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Another Toto one could be:

(to the chorus of Africa by Toto)
I bless the rains down in Well-ington x2

Hold the line would also be absolutely crack up.

COYN! Beijing, China.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

This popped in my head earlier today and could be crap but meh, brainstorming - Anyone remember how Malbin fans used to sing the Tequila song, but replaced Tequila (the only word in the entire song) with Kitzbichler (for Richard Kitzbichler)? Perhaps we could do that with Pavlova (for Pavlovic)

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Just One Cornejo ....
(ie, not cornetto)

No idea what could come next, but something simple could be constructed like ...
Just one cornejo
from Argentine
he's not an ice cream
he's 4 foot 9

Or some such nonsense.

I know, I know, its serious!

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Turfmoore wrote:

Just One Cornejo ....
(ie, not cornetto)

No idea what could come next, but something simple could be constructed like ...
Just one cornejo
from Argentine
he's not an ice cream
he's 4 foot 9

Or some such nonsense.

Love it, defo has potential. Maybe swap "from" with "the" or "our"? Regardless of how it ends up though, "He's not an ice cream" must stay

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Once we know what Toto's playing strip number will be, it'll be easy to alter the lyrics to "99" for him. ETA: Wiki says 29, so:

29
I've been waiting so long
Oh 29
Where did we go wrong
Oh 29
I love you

Doloras2010-07-29 16:15:34

Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Different approach here...

for those occasions when Toto dominates in midfield and we win ...

to the tune of The Motels oldie "Total Control"
from last chorus repeated 4' 40" in ...

And I'd sell my soul for
Toto's control
Yeah I'd sell my soul for
Toto's control
Ooh I'd sell my soul for
Toto's control over you
Over you
Toto's control over you !!

complete with the "who are ya"-type pointing at the opposition on every "You" in the lyrics
could be quite a rev-up, or a bit of a laugh.
RedGed2010-07-29 16:19:34

Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

to Guantanamera:

Oscar Cornejo
Roberto.. Oscar Cornejo
Oscar Cornejooooo
Roberto Oscar Cornejo...

Yellow Whever Whanganui

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

been mentioned about doing the my girlfriends a genius oh-oh-oh-oh from Jet but with Ifill instead of "My girlfriend"

Wouldn't it be better using Ricki's a genious oh-oh-oh-oh when a subsitute scores or does something good?

Also "He's big, he's crap, he looks like farlap" to a player in the opposition team who's got a big nose.Luis Garcia2010-07-29 16:24:45

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Luis Garcia wrote:

Also "He's big, he's crap, he looks like farlap" to a player in the opposition team who's got a big nose.

Joel Porter. Even sweeter given the history

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Robb wrote:

Luis Garcia wrote:

Also "He's big, he's crap, he looks like farlap" to a player in the opposition team who's got a big nose.

ï¿½

Joel Porter. Even sweeter given the history

He's big
He's crap
He look like Pharlap
Joel Porter
Joel Porter..

I like it!goldienz2010-07-29 16:28:35

Yellow Whever Whanganui

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

If we sign Bambang..

good old flintsones:

Bam, Bang, Bam Bam Bang

While waving our arms left to right over our heads in time. Maybe with those annoying clapper stick things

Yellow Whever Whanganui

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

goldienz wrote:

If we sign Bambang..

good old flintsones:

Bam, Bang, Bam Bam Bang

While waving our arms left to right over our heads in time. Maybe with those annoying clapper stick things

Bamstick.

I mean...uh...banstick.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

giggle

You know we belong together...

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Doloras wrote:

Once we know what Toto's playing strip number will be, it'll be easy to alter the lyrics to "99" for him. ETA: Wiki says 29, so:

29
I've been waiting so long
Oh 29
Where did we go wrong
Oh 29
I love you

He won't be #29

You know we belong together...

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Oska wrote:

Doloras wrote:

Once we know what Toto's playing strip number will be, it'll be easy to alter the lyrics to "99" for him. ETA: Wiki says 29, so:

29
I've been waiting so long
Oh 29
Where did we go wrong
Oh 29
I love you

He won't be #29

29 is the number he wore v. Boca, hence why I put him under that number, being the most accurate one until stated otherwise. Close enough

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

what about if Bam Pang or Toto are on the bench we could chant "We Want BAM BAM/TOTO" to the same tune as "Whos your Daddy"

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I reckon if we sign Bambang we could rock some Nancy Sinatra. Kepp the snippet short so people who don't know the words can pick it up easily:

Bambangggggg,
He's pretty fast,
Bambangggggg,
he's just world-class,
Bambanggggg,
You're on your arse,
Bambanggggg.
Just blink and he'll go past.
Do Do Do Do-do Do,
Do Do Do Do-do Do,
Do Do Do Do-do Do Do DO Do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Xl0Qry-hA#t=00m22s

Tough to get flying but thought I'd put it out there.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

maybe re-sign O'Dor, then it could be B52s

Bambang, and O'Dor..

Founder

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

If only we had signed Elliottt, or any other player thats played in the US.

To the tune of Party in the usa from Miley Cyrus

"We've got our hands up, we're chanting his name
I know we're gonna be okay
He's played all over the USA
It's a party with [insert name here]

..would work better if it was a name that rhymed with usa. (so yeah this kind of fails)

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

More a fail because its Miley Cyrus!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

If he ever makes an appearance ...

Mu-S-A
Mu-S-A
Mu-S-A
Mu-S-A

a la those obnoxious american fans at the Olympics or wherever.

I know, I know, its serious!

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Luis Garcia wrote:

If only we had signed Elliotttt, or any other player thats played in the US.

To the tune of Party in the usa from Miley Cyrus

"We've got our hands up, we're chanting his name
I know we're gonna be okay
He's played all over the USA
It's a party with [insert name here]

..would work better if it was a name that rhymed with usa. (so yeah this kind of fails)

Diego played in the States

You know we belong together...

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Kenny Loggins:

Highway to the FEVERZONE
Ride in-toooo the FEVERZOOONNNEEEEEEEEEEE. Crockett2010-08-12 10:02:32

COYN! Beijing, China.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Lady Gaga paparazzi

"I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me, Manny, Manny Muscat"
could work for Bertos, Lia too.

and just another one similar to big bad better than his dad.

"He's class, he's skuxx, he's worth a million bucks! Mark Paston, Mark Paston"
Luis Garcia2010-08-15 16:46:36

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

To the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain":

Roll along Wellington, roll along
To the top of the league where you belong
We will sing with all our might
Phoenix fight, fight, fight
Roll along Welington, roll along.

[Repeat]
bwtcf2010-08-18 07:20:03

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You were posing as a football club

At North Harbour
When I met you
They kicked you out
We took you up
And turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now four years later on
We've got the world at our feet
Our success has been so easy to view
But don't forget
It's us that gave you a World Cup to watch

And probably a League Title too

Are you watching, Auckland
Are you watching, oh
Are you watching, Auckland
Are you watching, oh

C-Diddy2010-08-21 15:09:36

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

great lyrics but what tune??

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

tomrewi wrote:

great lyrics but what tune??

I'm picking, Dont you want me - Human League

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Kiwi Hatter wrote:

tomrewi wrote:

great lyrics but what tune??

I'm picking, Dont you want me - Human League

CORRECT!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:

You were posing as a football club

At North Harbour
When I met you
They kicked you out
We took you up
And turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now four years later on
We've got the world at our feet
Our success has been so easy to view
But don't forget
It's us that gave you a World Cup to watch

And probably a League Title too

Are you watching, Auckland
Are you watching, oh
Are you watching, Auckland
Are you watching, oh

C-Diddy, you are indeed the Chant Savant but as people can't even master the tune for Stand up for The Phoenix, how do you think they would cope with this?

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

FCUoM - This has been on here before, but YF could make this outstanding.

I am a Phoenix fan
I am Wellingtonian
I know what I want,
and I know how to get it,
I wanna destroy (Central Coast*)

coz I.......
Wanna beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - at Phoenix

*Insert team we are playing

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Then get it started on match day.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Kiwi Hatter wrote:

FCUoM - This has been on here before, but YF could make this outstanding.

I am a Phoenix fan
I am Wellingtonian
I know what I want,
and I know how to get it,
I wanna destroy (Central Coast*)

coz I.......
Wanna beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - at Phoenix

*Insert team we are playing

I hope Kiwi Pie doesn't read this! I think they may actually have done this chant before anyone!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:

Kiwi Hatter wrote:

FCUoM - This has been on here before, but YF could make this outstanding.

I am a Phoenix fan
I am Wellingtonian
I know what I want,
and I know how to get it,
I wanna destroy (Central Coast*)

coz I.......
Wanna beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - at Phoenix

*Insert team we are playing

I hope Kiwi Pie doesn't read this! I think they may actually have done this chant before anyone!

There is only room enough in this world for one Chant Savant, the rest of us have to rework other chants.

The Tards(or whoever KP follows) copied this from numerous fans in the UK.

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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