Chants, Music, Angst and Anthems

new chants

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Micah wrote:
ahahhaha u guys got freking owned...nice placing...i mean last isnt bad
QRFC 1st...we will win and u will finish last, because Perth will smash you
QRFC for life
 


You have some life dont you
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What about if Mkain did a great tackle or scored a goal we could go ah mkain youve done it againfootballking2008-03-29 12:02:13
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

using a few barmy army chants

(Kumbyah)

oh tim brown my lord, oh tim brown etc. or whoever is the captain

(robin hood theme)

lei lei gao lei lei gao, swings it through the air. lei lei gao lei lei gao with his short black hair. we got him from finland, to play in new zealand. lei lei gao, lei lei gao, lei lei gao

and if we can find a short fat man (hard news) to do the jungle bit we should definetly get into the in the jungle song.

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I know John McCain/Jon McKain are spelt differently , but (to We've Got The Whole World etc)
 
We've got the Republican Candidate, in our team
 
or if you're a Republican
We've got the next president in our team
 
Sorry, I'm a bit of a political geek at times
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"Leilei Gao" sung to the tune of "Here we go, here we go, here go..."
 
"Jon McKain DO IT again!"
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So the Torres chant is super classy, maybe one of you lyricists could adapt it for our purposes?

His armband proved he was a red Torres, Torres
You'll never walk alone it said, Torres, Torres
We bought the lad from sunny Spain He gets the ball, he scores again,
 Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9
Na na na na na na na, na na, na na
 Na na na na na na na, na na,
na na na na na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9

Here's a youtube link so you can get the tune if you would like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHZ3RE1xwE&feature=related
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Viva Leilei Gao
Viva Leilei Gao
Running down the wing
Hear the Phoenix sing
Viva Leilei Gao

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:
I think I'd rather our John McKain as president than the Republican Candidate...


........but that's because you're filthy pinko scum though isn't it News?


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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hwo far back did you have to go find that fascist ?

...you were missed today.  We made Nines play for Shamrocks, I kicked him twice, then Rugby tackled him as the match finished... magic.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
GenericFan wrote:
So the Torres chant is super classy, maybe one of you lyricists could adapt it for our purposes?His armband proved he was a red Torres, Torres You'll never walk alone
it said, Torres, Torres We bought the lad from sunny Spain He gets the
ball, he scores again,�Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9 Na na na
na na na na, na na, na na�Na na na na na na na, na na, na na na na na
na na na na, na na na na, na na na na Fernando Torres, Liverpool's
number 9Here's a youtube link so you can get the tune if you would like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHZ3RE1xwE&feature=related


My attempt:

Born in southern Germany, Shane Smeltz, Shane Smeltz
He scored against the Victory, Shane Smeltz, Shane Smeltz
He's better than that w**ker Joel,
Pops up again to score a goal,
Our own Shane Smeltzy, Wellington's number 9
Na na na na na na na na, na na, na na,
na na na na na na na na, na na, na na,
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Our own Shane Smeltzy, Wellington's number 9.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
DKP22 wrote:
GenericFan wrote:
So the Torres chant is super classy, maybe one of you lyricists could adapt it for our purposes?His armband proved he was a red Torres, Torres You'll never walk alone
it said, Torres, Torres We bought the lad from sunny Spain He gets the
ball, he scores again, Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9 Na na na
na na na na, na na, na na Na na na na na na na, na na, na na na na na
na na na na, na na na na, na na na na Fernando Torres, Liverpool's
number 9Here's a youtube link so you can get the tune if you would like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHZ3RE1xwE&feature=related


My attempt:

Born in southern Germany, Shane Smeltz, Shane Smeltz
He scored against the Victory, Shane Smeltz, Shane Smeltz
He's better than that w**ker Joel,
Pops up again to score a goal,
Our own Shane Smeltzy, Wellington's number 9
Na na na na na na na na, na na, na na,
na na na na na na na na, na na, na na,
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Our own Shane Smeltzy, Wellington's number 9.


That is genius, you've got my vote.

what about "He'll be top scorer in the league, Shane Smeltz, Shane Smeltz" for the second line? Just implies he can score against every team? Your version is a mother-stinking ripper though.

If we can get this one going in the Zone it'll rip the ROF a new one methinks.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
DKP22 wrote:
GenericFan wrote:
So the Torres chant is super classy, maybe one of you lyricists could adapt it for our purposes?His armband proved he was a red Torres, Torres You'll never walk alone
it said, Torres, Torres We bought the lad from sunny Spain He gets the
ball, he scores again, Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9 Na na na
na na na na, na na, na na Na na na na na na na, na na, na na na na na
na na na na, na na na na, na na na na Fernando Torres, Liverpool's
number 9Here's a youtube link so you can get the tune if you would like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHZ3RE1xwE&feature=related


My attempt:

Born in southern Germany, Shane Smeltz, Shane Smeltz
He scored against the Victory, Shane Smeltz, Shane Smeltz
He's better than that w**ker Joel,
Pops up again to score a goal,
Our own Shane Smeltzy, Wellington's number 9
Na na na na na na na na, na na, na na,
na na na na na na na na, na na, na na,
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Our own Shane Smeltzy, Wellington's number 9.


Or how about one for Dodd:
An Aussie but we love the man, Carl Dodd, Carl Dodd,
He should be with AC Milan, Carl Dodd, Carl Dodd,
He's mighty solid at the back,
His heart is yellow, his shirt is black.
All hail Carl Dodd, Wellington's number 5

Second to last line doesn't boil my spuds much though, any suggestions?


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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
wilso wrote:
DKP22 wrote:
GenericFan wrote:
So the Torres chant is super classy, maybe one of you lyricists could adapt it for our purposes?His armband proved he was a red Torres, Torres You'll never walk alone
it said, Torres, Torres We bought the lad from sunny Spain He gets the
ball, he scores again, Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9 Na na na
na na na na, na na, na na Na na na na na na na, na na, na na na na na
na na na na, na na na na, na na na na Fernando Torres, Liverpool's
number 9Here's a youtube link so you can get the tune if you would like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHZ3RE1xwE&feature=related


My attempt:

Born in southern Germany, Shane Smeltz, Shane Smeltz
He scored against the Victory, Shane Smeltz, Shane Smeltz
He's better than that w**ker Joel,
Pops up again to score a goal,
Our own Shane Smeltzy, Wellington's number 9
Na na na na na na na na, na na, na na,
na na na na na na na na, na na, na na,
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Our own Shane Smeltzy, Wellington's number 9.


Or how about one for Dodd:
An Aussie but we love the man, Carl Dodd, Carl Dodd,
He should be with AC Milan, Carl Dodd, Carl Dodd,
He's mighty solid at the back,
His heart is yellow, his shirt is black.
All hail Carl Dodd, Wellington's number 5

Second to last line doesn't boil my spuds much though, any suggestions?


 
How about instead of "his heart is yellow, his shirt is black", put "He'll f**k up any team's attack".
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
He doesn't need a tribunal
He'll see them have a funeral
He's Hearfield and he's f**kin great
Phoenix win, let's celebrate
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Much better with Hersheys Chocolate Syrup.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And them Hersheys Chocolate Drops...
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And bananas
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Damn health freaks.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
we could play along the lines of ronaldo's song for leo?
 
He plays on the left
He plays on the riiiiiiiighhhht
that boy leo
makes aussies look sh*tye 
 
For the record:
I am a huge fan of the torres song for smeltz!!
 
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Or another one
 
Big Shane Smeltz,
the Phoenix goal poacher,
he used to play for adelaide,
but didnt like it ther
he came to wellington,
to play for the phoenix,
to score some goals and win the league
and show us all his trix
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Zdrillich (sp?) couldnt score in a brothel. prob already been said
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the Liverpool kop used to sing a song about steve heighway and john toshack sounded great if it could be perfected would sound awesome ive made a start but need the middle bit

to the tune "Men of Harlich"

have you seen the phoenix
have you ever seen the mighty phoenix
?
?
?
daniel is always running shane smeltz is always scorin
then you hear the fever roarin ricky is our king.



any helpers or is it too tricky?
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
i think the original was a bit shorter, i can't fit all your ideas in
 
Have you seen the mighty Phoenix?
Ring of Fire is full of nix tricks
Lei Lei skins the oppo fullbacks
Smeltzy is our King!
 
Have you seen the mighty Phoenix?
our lads score from Aussie miskicks
then you'll hear the fever roarin
Kwasi is our King!
 
 
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
not too sure about second line but rest i like
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
agree, that rhyming with Phoenix for the 2nd line is a bit tricky
 
perhaps someone can punt up two new first and second lines for a real mix n match effort
 
sort of chant writing by committee
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
First off, apologies for the music, but when I heard this song on the radio today, the words were too perfect.
Luckily its the music part that we don't need!
Also, very easy to split into two parts for two areas of the FZ:

1) See the names have all changed since you've been around.
2) But the game ain't the same since you left our town.

1) Ooh you know we need ya,
2) Ooh you know we need ya,
1) Right here is where we need ya,
2) Right here is where we need ya,

1) Welcome back,
2) Welcome back,
1) Welcome back,
2) Leo's back.

1) Welcome back,
2) Welcome back,
1) Leo's back.

2) Welcome back,
1) welcome back,
2) Leo's back.

1) Welcome back,
2) Welcome back,
1) Leo's back.

From 1:38 here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qGT0gIY_-jw
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
one_eyed_nik wrote:
we could play along the lines of ronaldo's song for leo?
 
He plays on the left
He plays on the riiiiiiiighhhht
that boy leo
makes aussies look sh*tye 
 
For the record:
I am a huge fan of the torres song for smeltz!!
 
 
Love it

Allegedly

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

we definitely need a quality chant for leo after his performance today. top notch

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Messy wrote:

we definitely need a quality chant for leo after his performance today. top notch

 
didnt you hear us doing Boom Boom Boom - let me hear you say Leo ..Leo

Founder

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nope. A lot of people didnt follow through with chants today. Meaning it died before anyone was able to pick up on it and join in

Allegedly

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Messy wrote:

we definitely need a quality chant for leo after his performance today. top notch



easy,

"ohh leeeo, leeeeeeooooooooooooo"


to the tune of the guards in the wizard of oz. easy enough for all to learn and repeat.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tegal wrote:
Nope. A lot of people didnt follow through with chants today. Meaning it died before anyone was able to pick up on it and join in
yeah agree, we were a few rows down from H.N and just as we picked it up the boys stopped(like the leo bertos one plus the hooked on ferrante they we're good),the people in front of us had no idea what was going on. so they loved the fact we sang oh wgtn is wonderful 403 times, by the 402 they'd almost got the timing sorted
maybe now the feverzone has expanded and we welcome new people into the fold,we could look to get some flyers  going.once the core of the songs are agreed and sorted by the powers who be, hand them out as people walk into the aisles ?? i'll help hand them out before thestart of the first home game
 
giddyup2008-07-21 16:08:09
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Flyers have been suggested many a time but people are against it. I do think a sticky thread with some of the chants that alot of people like should be put up. I like the hooked on ferrante chant, think that could catch on well.

Buffon II posted this one

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Viva Leilei Gao
Viva Leilei Gao
Running down the wing
Hear the Phoenix sing
Viva Leilei Gao

Simple enough to learn, think its one that can easily catch on. The main thing is getting everyone on the forum to read this!

WillyB2008-07-21 16:43:45
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
that's pretty good add that to the list i reckon. top work

maybe we just have to suck up some pride and get them printed
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