Chants, Music, Angst and Anthems

Phoenix fc chants...

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Extremly lame Vick but its a start
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Its coming to me must be the sad lonely nightshift i am on, But we need a  song that combines the yellow submarine backing music but also gives reference to the team. So how about this.....
 
WE ALL FOLLOW THE PHOENIX FOOTBALL TEAM , THE PHOENIX FOOTBALL TEAM, THE PHOENIX FOOTBALL TEAM.  I will work on the second verse when they let me out of the padded room.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
noogie wrote:
you guys REALLY need to work on these chants, your football supporters, not a cheer squad


Well we'd be pleased to hear your suggestions I'm sure . . .
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
noogie wrote:
you guys REALLY need to work on these chants, your football supporters, not a cheer squad



 let me guess something like " phoneix phoenix phoenix  oi oi oi " ?

 nah we'll be right thanks
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The trouble with the name Phoenix is the obvious thing it rhymes with. 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Which is?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Big floppy donkey dix
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We are the Phoenix
We all have big penix

ftw

a.haak

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nembo wrote:
Which is?


I couldn't possibly comment in polite company
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ok guys the Easter eggs ran out and there's a Phoenix arising.

I see the Phoenix arising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin.
I see bad times for you today

At Westpac tonight,
Well, its bound to take your life,
There's a Phoenix on the rise.

I hear hurricanes a blowing.
I know a goal is coming soon.
I fear the scoreboard over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.

Hope you got your team together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like you're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.

Ah well - it will never work but what the hell I liked the Phoenix on the rise bit.
Zephyr2007-04-08 09:46:30
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
More Easter Egg overdosing!!!
 
We bleed for the Phoenix
Wellington thru and thru
We bleed for the Phoenix
All our hearts are true
 
Up from the ashes
We rise into the sky
We bleed for the Phoenix
The bird that can never die
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You guys should call yourselves "The Order of the Phoenix" (oh wait, that's right, people from New Zealand can't read and so won't know what I mean by that!!!)
 
Just kidding. You're reading this so you can't be as unintelligent as I think you are.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

The only Aussie I know working over here in NZ works at Imlay in Wanganui making sausages.

You guys can be just as thick as us yunno;-p
 
I mean we voted Helen Clark in as head honcho of New Zealand but you guys had to go one better and put John Howard in the hot seat.
 
I'd be ashamed to have him as a leader of our country as he can barely string a sentence together without coming across as a retard.
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
tintin1989 wrote:
You guys should call yourselves "The Order of the Phoenix" (oh wait, that's right, people from New Zealand can't read and so won't know what I mean by that!!!)
 
Just kidding. You're reading this so you can't be as unintelligent as I think you are.


I'm sorry - is this an Australian trying to pretend he is intelligent?? Tie your kangaroo down son before it kicks you in the head again.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We love you Melbourne, we do
We love you Melbourne, we do
We love you Melbourne, we do,
 
oh and wellington we like you.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We love you Melbourne, we do
We love you Melbourne, we do
We love you Melbourne, we do,
 
oh and wellington we like you.


Wellington is more like Melbourne I suspect than Sydney. And of course Auckland is more like Sydney.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A really simple start:

http://www.bloc5.com/audio/ymcamil.mp3

Replace the Milan with Phoenix... learn it, know it, love it...

Also:

We hate Melbourne Victory
We hate Adelaide too (they're sh*t)
We hate Sydney FC
But Wellington we love you...

Altogether now...
Hard News2007-04-10 13:15:33

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Zephyr wrote:
tintin1989 wrote:
You guys should call yourselves "The Order of the Phoenix" (oh wait, that's right, people from New Zealand can't read and so won't know what I mean by that!!!)
 
Just kidding. You're reading this so you can't be as unintelligent as I think you are.


I'm sorry - is this an Australian trying to pretend he is intelligent?? Tie your kangaroo down son before it kicks you in the head again.
 
A classic oxymoron  -  an intelligent Australian. 
 
tintin1989 is a perfect example of why 10 year old girls should not be given internet access.
 
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
 "I'm sorry- is this an Australian trying to pretend he is intelligent?? Tie your kangaroo down son before it kicks you in the head again."
 
I'm sorry, is this a Kiwi trying to pretend he is intelligent?? Sorry to spoil it for you, but there are pretty much no kangaroos in Sydney City at all, even in Taronga Zoo, so there is no possible way that I could have just been kicked in the head by one.
 
Anyway, Kangaroos are much cooler national animals than Kiwis- which are just deformed, ugly birds who are too lazy to fly or do anything much else either. Typical characteristics of the typical Newzealander now that I think about it...
 
Oh, hello Otter. You seem to be replying to almost all of my posts. Hmmm, I wonder why?
 
"A classic oxymoron  -  an intelligent Australian." 
Wow, a sentence using THREE words of four syllables. I bet you think you're clever. But wait, you must have got an Australian tourist to write that for you, otherwise you'd have no chance. As for the actual content, I agree, I'm sure you probably could find AN (ie, one) Australian who could be described by that phrase, but not many more.
 
And you can't claim NZ has any intellegent people, haven't you heard of the great brain drain, all the smart people from NZ move to Australia or Britain. Well no, you probably haven't heard of it, that's right, you wouldn't be able to comprehend it anyway.
 
"tintin1989 is a perfect example of why 10 year old girls should not be given internet access"
 
But you seem to be implying that my posts are illogical, irrellevant and insensitive. That is not only sexist, but also ageist and racist. And quite obviously I am not a not 10 years old nor a girl if you have read my posts, which you have.
 
Now I know why you have been following me around the forum!!! You stupidly think that I am a 10 year old girl, and are cyber-stalking me. Only a pedophile would do something like that, and I think its disgusting. But I'll forgive you for your ignorance and immorality, perhaps you can't help it because it is part of the NZ culture and you've been brought up in these hideous customs of pedophilia.
 
 
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
tintin... you want to prove you aren't dumb ?  Have a lash at learning the codes for quoting... it's impossible to read...

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:
tintin... you want to prove you aren't dumb ?  Have a lash at learning the codes for quoting... it's impossible to read...
 
It's quite simply quoting, the only problem is that I have dodgy dial-up internet so doing the quoting, especially for sevaral different people, really makes it take a lot longer to complete each message.
 
But surely you can read it, it's no harder thatn reading any of the other writing is it? And you can easily work out it is a quote by these "quote marks".
 
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
tintin1989 wrote:

 

And you can't claim NZ has any intellegent people, haven't you heard of the great brain drain, all the smart people from NZ move to Australia or Britain. Well no, you probably haven't heard of it, that's right, you wouldn't be able to comprehend it anyway.
 
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 it's raised the i.q's of all those countries actually (thanks mr mouldoon)

you guys having a go at each other is only going to get this forum shut down  same as what happened to the knights forum






 

 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"Wellington is more like Melbourne I suspect than Sydney. And of course Auckland is more like Sydney."
 
Actually, I'd say both Wellington and Auckland are more like Adelaide and Perth.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
tintin, not only are you boring beyond belief, but you also waffle endlessly making meaningless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with football.
 
Here's an idea for you, either talk about football or bugger off back to whatever girly forum you used to frequent.
 
tintin1989 wrote:
And you can't claim NZ has any intellegent people
  
Thanks for making yourself look stupid, yet again.  I could run rings around the rest of your pathetic post but some of us have bigger fish to fry.
 
 
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
tintin1989 wrote:
"Wellington is more like Melbourne I suspect than Sydney. And of course Auckland is more like Sydney."
 
Actually, I'd say both Wellington and Auckland are more like Adelaide and Perth.
 
er, you've been to neither so how the hell do you know?
 
Muppet.
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

"Here's an idea for you, either talk about football or bugger off back to whatever girly forum you used to frequent"

Look Otter, about all 5 of your posts have been directed at me in a very unfootball related matters you hypocrite. And why haven't you mentioned these "bigger fish" on the forum, all you have been doing is trying to insult me and failing miserably.
 
In contrast, the vast majority of my posts are quite clearly football related.
 
As for "intelligent", if you had any intelligence yourself you would have seen that I spelt it correctly the majority of times in that post so a slight typo every now and again is quite excusable.
 
"I could run rings around the rest of your pathetic post"
In other words you have no arguments left and you concede defeat.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
tintin1989 wrote:

"I could run rings around the rest of your pathetic post"

In other words you have no arguments left and you concede defeat.
You really are pathetic.
 
I have work to do and a family to look after.  Wasting my precious time debating with someone who has the maturity of a 10 year old is pointless.
 
Now go away and find a sandpit to play in.
 
Otter2007-04-10 17:04:15
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"er, you've been to neither so how the hell do you know? "
 
Quite easily. By talking to people who have been to both, and the Australian cities in question, and by looking at statistics on the internet, and comparing populations.
 
About the only similarities between Sydney-Auckland and Melbourne-Wellington is that they are the biggest and second biggest cities in each country.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
tintin1989 wrote:
"er, you've been to neither so how the hell do you know? "
 
Quite easily. By talking to people who have been to both, and the Australian cities in question, and by looking at statistics on the internet, and comparing populations.
 
About the only similarities between Sydney-Auckland and Melbourne-Wellington is that they are the biggest and second biggest cities in each country.
 
WRONG yet again, yawn.
 
I've lived in Wellington, Auckland, Sydney & visited Melbourne numerous times so unlike you, I actually have some knowledge on the subject.
 
Wgtn & Melb are both the main arts centre for each country while they both also have a large number and range of sporting events.
 
Akld & Sydney have a very similar geographical layout with the harbour bridge and suburb layout.  Also they have similiar traffic congestion even though Akld has 1/3 the population. 
 
 
 
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
and you can fly too all of those places, see your travel agent for details  on exciting holiday packages  "please note prices quoted in this show may no longer be available"

 right can we  please get back to football chants  thats what the thread started life as

 "we're gonna rock and roll sydney there just a bunch of sissy's
 we're gonna do the same to melbourne please can you go tell them
we still gotta heaps to do  to all of you other teams"



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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think tintin is a f**king crack-up actually. He's like a Weeble - you can kick him all you want and he just keeps coming back for more.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wow, this thread got seriously hijacked didn't it?!  Phoenix chants turns into someone comparing cities they've never been to...
 
Seriously though guys - keep up the good work.  And try and keep your chants simple like just a few lines - but funny - then people who only occassionally sit in the group will be able to join in and they'll enjoy it, rather than trying to learn a whole big rhyme and feeling foolish when they can't get it.  Just speaking from my own experience in Adelaide.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Perth is for pansies
Sydney is a trap
Melbourne is for mummies boys
and Brisbane is just crap

Adelaide is for arses
Central Coast who knows?
but Wellington is just the best
and our class always shows


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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Has the pointless arguing stopped? Where's the "smite" link when you need it?
 
To the tune of The Jacksons "Can you feel it":
"Do do do-do,
Do-do do do-do,
Do do do-do,
Do-do do do,
We're The Phoenix,
We're The Phoenix,
We're The Phoenix"
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Why not keep it simple

Wellington, Wellington, Wellington,
Wellington, Wellington, Welling- t-on,
Wellington, Wellington, Wellington,
Wellington,  Welling-ton

A modern classic I reckon!  It's to the point and easy to remember after a few stubbies!
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:
A really simple start:

http://www.bloc5.com/audio/ymcamil.mp3

Replace the Milan with Phoenix... learn it, know it, love it...

Also:

We hate Melbourne Victory
We hate Adelaide too (they're sh*t)
We hate Sydney FC
But Wellington we love you...

Altogether now...
 
Now that brings back sweet memory's, thanks Hard News
 
Nearly as good as when Sydney was being ravished by fires
 
Sydney town is burning down
burning down
burning down
 
Sydney town is burning down
poor old Sydney

A dog with a bone :)

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
you're gona get your fcuking heads kicked in
 
I'd rather be a scotsman than a greek
 

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"I think tintin is a f**king crack-up actually. He's like a Weeble - you can kick him all you want and he just keeps coming back for more."
 
Look, I have no idea who Weeble is, and I can not recall you ever kicking me, and if that was supposed to be a metaphor that I was losing the argument(s) I'm pretty sure you're wrong about that. But we can agree to disagree for the sake of everyone else.
 
 
Re:Chants
 
If people want to keep it simple, why not try
"Phoenix, clap,clap,clap
Phoenix, clap,clap,clap
Phoenix, clap,clap,clap etc"
 
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nah you don't want to fall into the trap of using ANC or Super 14 chants of the local NZ sides. For example there isn't a lot of thought in the following chant:
 
O-Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaago
 
or the catchy:
 
Caner...breeeeeeeeeeeee
 
I just detest the boring rugger chants. New Zealand rugger fans have got no idea on chants.
You need to show some intelligence, because as we all know football fans are intelligent.
 
Football fans can get drunk and still come up with a classic chant that will get a laugh. I've yet to see the same thing happen with rugger crowds. They drink and lose all sense of intelligence.
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
why not turn one of russell crowes 'succesful' songs into a chant 
after all, he is a kiwi
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