Chants, Music, Angst and Anthems

songs for players

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
songs for players

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I was thinking over the weekend about some songs for some of our players, and have the following:
 
Glen Moss
 
We have the best keeper, in the league
(to the tune of We've got the whole world in our hands)
 
Tony Lochhead
 
Super, super Tone
Super, super Tone
Super, super Tone
Super Tony Lochhead
 
Leo Bertos
 
There's only one Leo Bertos
one Leo Bertos
Walking along, singing a song
walking in a Bertos (souvlaki?????) wonderland

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
I was thinking over the weekend about some songs for some of our players, and have the following:
 
Glen Moss
 
We have the best keeper, in the league
(to the tune of We've got the whole world in our hands)
 

This one is already frequently sung.

The rest are great, and suite the 'lets keep it simple' crowd
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
I was thinking over the weekend about some songs for some of our players, and have the following:
 
Glen Moss
 
We have the best keeper, in the league
(to the tune of We've got the whole world in our hands)
 
Tony Lochhead
 
Super, super Tone
Super, super Tone
Super, super Tone
Super Tony Lochhead
 
Leo Bertos
 
There's only one Leo Bertos
one Leo Bertos
Walking along, singing a song
walking in a Bertos (souvlaki?????) wonderland
 
 
Agree the "Walking in a winter wonderland" chant
and could be done for each of the Phoenix players on the field.
Would suggest changing the last line to the following though:
 
..Walking in a Phoenix wonderland
 
 
 
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We used to do that one at the beginning of last season actually...

Allegedly

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Can't believe 'Boom, Boom, Boom' never caught on in the first game.
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Frankie Mac wrote:
 
Tony Lochhead
 
Super, super Tone
Super, super Tone
Super, super Tone
Super Tony Lochhead
The way he's playing at the mo he doesn't deserve to have this sung about him.
I think random outbursts of the a league anthem would be good.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
HarryHotspur wrote:
Can't believe 'Boom, Boom, Boom' never caught on in the first game.


It will, just been waiting for him to get some consistent game time coming back from injury......

News and I will ensure it catches on!!

I quite like "we've got the best Muscat - in the League" for Manny too.....especially if he continues to play like he did on Sunday.....
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tegal wrote:
We used to do that one at the beginning of last season actually...


Cosmo, Danielsleftball, Feverette, Coops, Colonel and I kept it going for Ross Aloisi for about 15 mins late last season.....it was brilliant.


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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Who let the Dodd out got a good airing on Sunday, went well. Songs for Tim Brown, Tigers had a good one that i only caught the end of on Sunday but my version would be
Tim Brown my lord
Tim Brown
Tim Brown my lord
Oh tim brown
Oh lord tim brown

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Coxey wrote:
Tegal wrote:
We used to do that one at the beginning of last season actually...


Cosmo, Danielsleftball, Feverette, Coops, Colonel and I kept it going for Ross Aloisi for about 15 mins late last season.....it was brilliant.


 
Still haven't fully regained my voice!
 
How about:
 
Siggies gonna Smoke Ya
Siggies gonna Smoke Ya
Da da da da
Da da da da

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
something dedicated to smeltz???
With or without you by U2.
 
We can't win
with or without you......

Queenslander 3x a year.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Overground Underground Stumbling free

The Boys of the Wellington Phoenix are we

Making good use of the beer that we find

The beer that the egg chasing folks leave behind...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
quite funny one we learnt from the PHC on Sunday -rip off of Torres chant - though doesnt work as he's number 7 not 9 (although their idea was to say 'number 9 - nah'
 
anyways just for a laff (ants go marching tune)
 
His flashy boots tell us he's Greek
Bertos, Bertos,
A piece of fish, a scoop of chips
Bertos, Bertos
We bought the lad from sunny Greece
When he gets the ball, our wins increase
Leo Bertos - the Phoenix number nine, nahhhh
Na, Na, na, na, na,........

Founder

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:

Overground Underground Stumbling free

The Boys of the Wellington Phoenix are we

Making good use of the beer that we find

The beer that the egg chasing folks leave behind...

 
thats so bad its hilariously good

Founder

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Greenacre is the player for me
C-Diddy is in fact Ozzie
Hard News is so big and wide
Nic Van Hattum should captain the Bubbles side

Founder

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You forgot the all important
dodo dodo do (clap clap)
dodo dodo do (clap clap)
dodo dodo do dodo dodo do dodo dodo dodo (clap clap)

How's my driving? - Whine here

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0KzXUoFJsk
Chorus bit is 1:10 in.
 
Addeellaiiide made the greatest mistake of their lives
When they gave us Diego
You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
(to Lola)
 
Lia
La,la,la,la
Lia

Founder

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Feverish wrote:
quite funny one we learnt from the PHC on Sunday -rip off of Torres chant - though doesnt work as he's number 7 not 9 (although their idea was to say 'number 9 - nah'
 
anyways just for a laff (ants go marching tune)
 
His flashy boots tell us he's Greek
Bertos, Bertos,
A piece of fish, a scoop of chips
Bertos, Bertos
We bought the lad from sunny Greece
When he gets the ball, our wins increase
Leo Bertos - the Phoenix number nine, nahhhh
Na, Na, na, na, na,........


I like this one a lot, although I think it's now being sung with the F&C line twice? Sounds like that anyway.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
when there's something strange,
in your a-league team,
who you gonna call?
LEO BERTOS!
I aint afraid of Shane Smeltz...

to ghost busters theme tune??
maybe... probably not..
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Doo-doo-doo
Costa Barbarouses
Doo-doo-doo
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
He's tall
He's wise
His defence is organised
Mark Paston, Mark Paston
 
You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee1HbXRyrCw

You're the One for me, Paston
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm in your way
You're the One for me, Paston
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey

You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oska wrote:
He's tall
He's wise
His defence is organised
Mark Paston, Mark Paston
 
 
Simple. Great.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Potentially to the tune of Hurricane by Bob Dylan..
 
Here comes the story of Jon McKain
The man the Phoenix came to sign...
...
...
 
Now I'm horrible at making chants so I don't know anymore of it. Probably won't work either but just putting it out there.  
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What about..to stacys mum
Greenacre, has got it going on,
Smeltzy cant you see,your just not the man for me..
add a on a few lines and it has potential lol
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
To the tune of Rehab
 
"They tried to put the ball past Paston but he said No No No"
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
to the tune of 'fashion' by flight of the conchords,

"you think you know Ferante, ferante's a stranger
you think Ferante's your friend, ferante is danger"

I think it could be really good. (:
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
a) Ferrante is as dangerous as a clean tissue
b) I'd be surprised if he ever plays again for the Nix
You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Flight of the conchords should not be used as chants either
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Phoenix Time was pretty f**king good.
You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What about(its a bit cheesy)...

Lochy,lochy,lochy
running down the wing
lochy,lochy,lochy
give chris a ring
lochy,lochy,lochy
tell him your sending it in
lochy,lochy,lochy
lets do it all again.

maybe probally not.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
to the tune of the animals go in two by two (I think):
 
Da la la la la la la, la-la, la-la
Da la la la la la la, la-la, la-la
Da la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la
Chris Greenacre, the Phoenix number nine.
 
Do one version normal speed, then one really slow, then finish with one really fast with clapping and dancing.
 
If the la, la, la's are a bit confusing I am sure some Mickey's can put up a you tube version of when they do it about Torres.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Already in use
 
 
His flashy boots tell us he's Greek
Bertos, Bertos
Piece of fish, a scoop of chips
Bertos, Bertos
We brought the lad from sunny Greece
He gets the ball, our wins increase
LEO BERTOS!
The Phoenix number nnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
na na na na na na na na na naa, na naa
na na na na na na na na na naa, na naa
na naa na naa na na na naa na na na na na na na na
LEO BERTOS
The Phoenix local boy
Oska2009-11-24 18:09:52
You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I was wondering what the tune to that was

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stefan wrote:
Flight of the conchords should not be used as chants either
 
 
 
I JUST WANNA SAY SOMETHING SPECIAL TO ALL THE A-LEAGUE REFEREES
AND MATTHEW BREEZE...
 
CHRIS BEATH...w**ker!
BEN WILLIAMS...w**ker!
CRAIG ZETTER...w**ker!
PETER GREEN...LADY MAN w**ker!
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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He made the saves out in Bahrain, Paston, Paston,
When we played here he did the same, Paston, Paston,
Moss left the nix, he turned his back,
And now he�s out to Langerak,
Big Mark Paston, the Phoenix number 1

Founder

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hes pure skill and he plays for us,Ifill,Ifill
Hes got the strength to hold the ball,Ifill,Ifill
He gets the ball and scores for us
We all know hes pure class
Paul Ifiiill Wellingtons number 8
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