Attn: Spurs' fans

Attn: Spurs' fans

Just a heads up - Champions League positions go to the TOP four in the league, not the BOTTOM four. You might want to have a look at that one.

lmao!

Classic.

Hahaha Not Champions League. I actually picked Spurs to do well this year...shows how good I am at predictions. All that money spent and no results.

Brilliant

Absolutely.

BrillianT!!!

 What a game it was... SPURS ARE GOING DOWN, SPURS ARE GOING DOWN

no spurs fans to stick up for emselves?

they only sing when their winning

Quiet season then eh :P

Edited for truth.

Haha nice

here's a song for the spuds.

I WILL SURVIVE

Martin Jol

First I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never turn Spurs into a top 4 side
But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Staltari did me wrong
Am I a mong??, but I'll just have to carry on
and we'll be back, into 5th place
I'll just wait till the transfer window to sign another waste of space
I should have sold Paul Robinson, I should have dropped him from the team
If I had known for just one second he'd concede more goals than Derby
Coun-ty

Go on now go, Bent there's the door
just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore
weren't you the one we paid so much for, you were dearer than Hen-ry
I knew you'd crumble, I'd rather have Emile Hes-key,,,, Oh no cause I, I will survive

As long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive, I've got Tainio who is shat, & Huddlestone who's just fat, but I'll survive
I will survive..

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend Defoe's relationship with his little t@rt and I spent oh so many nights trying on John Barnes's tights And oh I've cried, I want the Spurs job till I die! And you see Keane, he hates me too I subbed him off when we were winning, then we went and ****ing drew! And now im scratching my big chin, why can't I just sell Ledley King?
If I'm gonna save my skin, I'll need some politics style Spin!!

lol

The season has only just started.  We will be up the top by the end of the season.

Nice jokes though
Spurs crazy2007-09-23 17:48:40

Just spotted this thread. Very funny. I'm a long suffering Spurs fan, so it doesn't really bother me. I've never expected wonders, just one or two nice passes now and then.

Hahaha that's quite funny coming from a yid. Nice one

that song is pure gold.

woman goes to her doctor and says "everytime I have sex , a big gush of wind comes out of my fanny
and it sounds like it's saying spurs a top 4 side"
Doctor says " Don't worry I hear a lot of cnuts say that".

Whilst Spurs are missing Ledley King and Robinson is still alive Tottenham will never make the top 4 the top 5

At least you Spurs fans will always have Mark Richardson but he only knows all there is to know about cricket so probably knows squat about football.

what ever you spuds do, dont sack Jol, he's doing a great job

Another season, another tragedy.

Need I remind you: green = good, red = bad.



Arsenal2008-09-16 13:50:36

I've always complained that Spurs never show consistency...you're clearly showing that I'm wrong!

Red = bad, eh? And you an Arsenal fan....

At your service. 

Thats more like it
May i remind every one 5-1

whitby fever2008-09-19 21:37:12

Cling to it like a life preserver on a sinking ship.

TH14 Says it all right here:

�What makes me laugh is the way Tottenham always celebrate whenever they get a draw against us. I would like to remind them that once again they have not made the Champions League. So I was amazed to see their reaction at the full-time whistle. I had to look twice at the score on the TV because I thought they had won it the way they were celebrating.

�When I celebrated my equaliser against them at home last season I did so because the goal had a meaning. It turned out to be an important goal in the race for fourth place. I wasn�t going to celebrate just because we drew against Tottenham. It was the same when we won the league there in 2004. They equalised to make it 2-2 that day and when I saw Taricco celebrate so much that he injured himself, I said to him �you do realise we only needed a point and now we are celebrating the title on your ground.�