Manchester United have made bids for French youngsters Jeremy Helan and Darnel Situ. Helan is a 15-year-old Rennes left-back, and one of the most sought after teenagers in European football, while French Under-16 captain Situ could also make the switch to Old Trafford from Lens. (Daily Mail)
West Ham boss Alan Curbishley is ready to sell Dean Ashton and Anton Ferdinand in a bid to fund moves for Everton striker Andrew Johnson and Newcastle defender Steven Taylor. (Daily Mirror)
Fulham manager Roy Hodgson wants to bring back old boy Steve Finnan from Liverpool, who are believed to be willing to sell him for �2m. (Daily Mirror)
Middlesbrough and Bolton are back on the trail of Sporting Lisbon striker Simon Vukcevic. (Daily Mail)
Tottenham manager Juande Ramos has targeted Real Zaragoza's �10m-rated striker Diego Milito after failing with an audacious bid to land Barcelona striker Samuel Eto'o. (Daily Mirror)
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Spurs boss Ramos is also keen on Brazilian striker Luis Fabiano from his old club Seville. (Daily Mirror)
Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez has lined up former France goalkeeper and long-serving Bordeaux number one Ulrich Rame to act as cover for Pepe Reina. (Daily Mail)
Liverpool are also interested in 20-year-old Napoli midfielder Marek Hamsik and Espanyol's �6m-rated winger Albert Riera. (Daily Mail and The Sun)
Manchester City have offered �12m for Zenit St Petersburg striker Andrei Arshavin. (The Sun)
Wigan winger Luis Antonio Valencia will snub interest from Manchester United and Liverpool to stay with the Lancashire club for another season. (Various)
Steve Sidwell will complete his �5m move from Chelsea to Aston Villa before the end of the week. (Various)
Northern Ireland striker Warren Feeney is set to leave Cardiff City for League One Millwall.(Various)
League One champions Swansea City are set to swoop for Southend midfielder Mark Gower. (vitalfootball.com)
Rangers are weighing up a summer move for Hearts left-back Lee Wallace. (The Sun)
Oldham Athletic will sign former Gretna goalkeeper Greg Fleming on a three-year deal. (Daily Express)
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Manchester City have stepped up their attempt to lure Luiz Felipe Scolari to the club, with another approach to the Brazilian coach, but their �3.2m-a-year offer falls short of the �3.9m Scolari is thought to be holding out for. (Times)
Former Manchester United striker Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, who retired from playing in 2007 because of injury problems, will be in charge of the club's reserve side next season. (Daily Mirror)
Steve Coppell has taken a �500,000-a-year pay cut to stay on as Reading manager next season as he bids to return the Berkshire club back to the Premier League at the first time of asking. (Various)
Edgar Davids will leave Ajax when his contract expires on 30 June, with Dutch and foreign clubs reportedly interested in signing the midfielder. (The Independent)
After resigning as Wycombe manager on Tuesday, Paul Lambert is reported to be in the frame for both the Leicester job, and the Motherwell job - should Mark McGhee leave for Hearts. (Various)
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Bristol City are paying for their players to tour Wembley stadium ahead of Saturday's Championship play-off final. "Some of the lads have not been there before so it will get rid of some of the early excitement," said manager Gary Johnson. (Times)
We all know about famous modern managers refusing to speak to television stations because of perceived wrongs in their coverage - but what about Stockport boss Jim Gannon? He, reportedly, is not cooperating with Sky before the club's play-off League Two play-off final against Rochdale because of a nine-month customer relations dispute over his defective Sky box. (Daily Mail)
Chelsea midfielder Michael Essien will not take a penalty if the Champions League final against Manchester United goes to a shoot-out. Last time he took a spot-kick, which he missed, his mother Aba was rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack. (Various)
Manchester United have been kept on British time since they arrived in Moscow for the Champions League final, choosing to ignore the three-hour time difference in the Russian capital. (Daily Mail)
Uefa president Michel Platini has branded Manchester United "unethical" because of the �1bn debt. (The Sun)
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from manchester united website
arrivals
departures
anyway it's about torres going to chelsea
anyway it's about torres going to chelsea
The fortunes of �31million Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko have plummeted so low that clubs in America's Major League Soccer are turning down the opportunity to sign him.
Shevchenko's name has been circulated to several MLS clubs as the 31-year-old plans an escape route out of Stamford Bridge.
But embarrassingly for the one-time best striker in the world, no team have shown interest and one MLS boss warned last night:
'Managers don't want has-beens who are looking to wind down their careers.'
SourceThe Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
anyway it's about torres going to chelsea
The fortunes of �31million Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko have plummeted so low that clubs in America's Major League Soccer are turning down the opportunity to sign him.
Shevchenko's name has been circulated to several MLS clubs as the 31-year-old plans an escape route out of Stamford Bridge.
But embarrassingly for the one-time best striker in the world, no team have shown interest and one MLS boss warned last night:
'Managers don't want has-beens who are looking to wind down their careers.'
Source
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Can someone explain to me how this constitutes a nightmare?
Three for me, and two for them.
Can someone explain to me how this constitutes a nightmare?
A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."
The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."
"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
Chelsea striker Didier Drogba would consider a move to Real Madrid this summer, according to his agent. The Ivory Coast international has been tipped to leave Stamford Bridge during the close season with a switch to Internazionale - where he would link up again with former Blues boss Jose Mourinho - reported to be his preferred choice.
Barcelona lead the way in the chase for Emmanuel Adebayor after AC Milan withdrew their interest in the Arsenal striker. Milan had been pursuing Adebayor all summer, but baulked at the price-tag the Gunners placed on him, and vice president Adriano Galliani announced on Wednesday that they had given up. "I will not spend 45m euros on a player," he said.
Joined Arsenal
Klaas Jan Huntelaar Ajax Striker �20m Karim Benzema Olympique Marseille Striker �25m-�35mtalk milner going to man city
Its no longer a problem.
Fixed
Fixed.
Villa was a better purchase for Barca than Cesc would have been. With Xavi, Iniesta and biscuits where would Cesc play? Iniestsa can play in more attacking positions, but those are covered by Pedro, Messia and Villa. So I don't think Cesc will be going to Barca yet.
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