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Premier League Ugly XI

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sanday wrote:


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"Ugliness is an excellent gauge of technical prowess/deficiency and global tactical awareness. You've obviously never read Nietzsche or Freud."

�That`s why i never made it in football!


You exceed in modesty.
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Who remembers a chap called Noel Brotherston, who played for Blackburn and Norn Iron in the late seventies? He was a classic, looked like he was playing in a clowns wig. Frizzy ginger balding hair. Looked quite Garfunkled. Those were the days when Blackburn hovered in the middle of the old second division, but he did play a few games in the top flight for Spurs, so maybe he's eligible.
He died prematurely, from memory. Totally unrelated I know, but it's another fact I need to divest my brain of.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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TheJam wrote:
Who remembers a chap called Noel Brotherston, ... He died prematurely, from memory.


Really? I've never heard of anyone dying from "memory" before. The things you learn ...

What's sight without sound? Love without peace? Copulation without conception?

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Touche.
 
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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For me Tony Adams is right up there.
El Hadj Djiouf has that lip like Bubba out of Forest Gump - makes him look dummer than a bag of hammers (no slight to West Ham intended).
Phil Thompson with that ski ramp where his nose should be.
David Fairclough with that Ginga mop top.

Manager for me has to be Aidy Bootroyd.
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How's this for an eyesore - Francis Jeffers.
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Lee Cattermole of middlesborough has to be there!
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Come on guys. Beauty is only skin deap. If you play for Liverpool then you're ugly on the inside. Thats where it counts.

Its no longer a problem.

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Damian Duff
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Toffeeman wrote:
Come on guys. Beauty is only skin deap. If you play for Liverpool then you're ugly on the inside. Thats where it counts.
 
and if you play for everton there is no hope
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kiwikoppa wrote:
Toffeeman wrote:
Come on guys. Beauty is only skin deap. If you play for Liverpool then you're ugly on the inside. Thats where it counts.
 
and if you play for everton there is no hope
Agreed. You'd have no hope of making an ugly team.

Its no longer a problem.

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Toffeeman wrote:
kiwikoppa wrote:
Toffeeman wrote:
Come on guys. Beauty is only skin deap. If you play for Liverpool then you're ugly on the inside. Thats where it counts.
 
and if you play for everton there is no hope
Agreed. You'd have no hope of making an ugly team.
 
should we start the ugly football thread . . .
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Martin Keown and Peter Reid shared a monkeys head.....
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Pascal Cygan was as ugly as he was crap
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Lee Hendrie .....ooooh he's one ugly mother.
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Toffeeman wrote:
kiwikoppa wrote:
Toffeeman wrote:
Come on guys. Beauty is only skin deap. If you play for Liverpool then you're ugly on the inside. Thats where it counts.
 
and if you play for everton there is no hope
Agreed. You'd have no hope of making an ugly team.

Yuck - Bitter Toffee

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Lee Bowyer's got a face not even a mother could love.........
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Jake Lovell - his breath turned you to stone
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