The Balotelli Zone

*ridiculous 

That is some outstanding video production. Seems like the $$ they spend on their talent on the field has also made its way to the organisation as a whole.

Liked his reaction to the 'Christmas Party'..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZTtHTWR4tE

Getting a telling off after the liverpool game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W90kFtL20sA

Scores a goal with his shoulder.patrick4782011-12-05 14:45:24

casual plus!

Goal is so epic.

Can this guy go a week without doing something humorous? 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/11/mario-balotelli-manchester-city-curfew

Is anyone surprised?

He was involved in a rolling pin sword fight in the restaurant.

what the...

Rumour is that he is driving around Manchester handing out cash in a santa hat.

Hope it is true..

Heard that aswell

This is the funniest thing so far. Absolutely love this guy.

>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
>�10,000 in parking fines
>Car impounded 27 times
>�300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team
>Won �25,000 in a casino, gave �1,000 to a tramp outside
>Rescued a child from bullying
>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager
>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting
>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club
>Thinks milk with tea is strange
>Bibotelli saga
>Had a �120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week
>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."
>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board
>Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix
>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training
>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter
>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter
>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.
>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it
>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.
>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real craphole) in his maserati with �25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich"
>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch
>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won
>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show
>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs
>*** mental chicken hat
>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere
>Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second
>Drove his car into a women's prison so he could have a look around
>Swore on live TV after the FA cup final
>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed
>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial
>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.
>Set house on fire using fireworks
>Said only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all other players
>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman Chappy
>Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6
>Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire
>Hands �20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester
>Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne

This guy is just brilliant! He does the most random s#$t!

"FA are willing to ban someone based on one persons claim no evidence?In that case,the whole ManU squad racially abused me" - Mario Balotelli

Going to get my adidas Phoenix kit printed with BALOTELLI 45 on the back.

but wait there's more!

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/885872-mario-balotelli-buys-entire-pub-a-drink-before-200-midnight-mass-donation#ixzz1hkaSFRnN

him.

the guardian taking this piss.......

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/27/fantasy-minute-by-minute-mario-balotelli

we need a similar type character at the nix!

I hope not, he is a f**king waster.

x1000

Cosimo2012-01-08 12:11:41

Agreed.

Pavlovic in a santa suit driving up courtney place in a prius throwing out '2 export 33s for one' vouchers. I can see it.

Mycatiscold2012-01-13 09:19:56

nice article on it:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2085863/Mario-Balotelli-mayhem-Manchester-college.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

I think he just properly enjoys meeting and talking with people..?Azevo2012-01-13 09:53:59

i used to think this guy was the worst thing to happen to football

now i love him

thank you balotelli zone thread

Everyone turns eventually.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/3pm/Steve-Anglesey-s-funny-football-column-Mario-Balotelli-myths-busted-plus-Paul-Scholes-new-boots-and-King-Kenny-Dalglish-s-Inspector-Clouseau-impression-article854134.html




Yep. Bubble burst.

maybe he's hired a full-time impersonator to mess with people, andy warhol-style