Toon Fans

lol

I look forward to you cracking up when he puts in a reducer on your beloved Suarez.

Barton is a whimp only picks on girls.
Didn't see him get involved with Roy Keene etal, the hard mans footballer.
J Barton just keeping up the family tradition.

Barton is a big fat woosey blouse.... And should have been given a Bafta (and a red) for his acting!
And whats with the hair cut!!!!!!!!

Haters...

Stripes2011-08-22 17:50:00

In addition, some red-stripe team lost to Newcastle.  The haters expected a return of 0 points from the first two games.  I recommend buying stocks in Crystal Ball futures, because a lot of people need to get theirs replaced.

Archie's alternative assessment is up!

Ameobi for #9.

(Just wanted to write that before anyone else does.)

Helped save Pardew's aspirations of being a cup team.  Might have been different if it was Stevenage we were playing and not Sc*nthorpe.

Lets hope Barton does not leave for QPR.

Match day!  Fulham have had Newcastle's number of late, but what will they make of la m�thode Pardew?

Bits and pieces: some more on Ameobi the youngest (middle brother Tomi is playing in Iceland, of all places) and Harris Vuckic. Striker latest.  And HBA, if you're wondering, is out until October.

Finally, some music for disgruntled Toon fans on New Zealand time.

October. Jesus wept!

Thanks for the music link - maybe another song on the suggestion list would have been better - Nervous Breakdown.

Allez Les Toon!

If it helps, the date given is the 1st of October.

Nervous Breakdown would be good, but then we'd get into an argument with Arsenal fans about stealing their bit.  And I don't really hate those guys - for once, let us all be united by the common human emotions of rage, bitterness and anguish!

Oh.

Lovenkrands and Best are starting up front.

Nervous Breakdown it is.

Hmm.  Half-right - McLoven was rubbish, and Arsenal did have a Nervous Breakdown.

While results elsewhere cast a long shadow, 2-1 over Fulham is a good result.  I am feeling quietly optimistic.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/the-northerner/2011/sep/06/newcastle-newcastleunited

Q: What's the difference between an Alsatian and a stottie cake?

A: They're different breeds.

Bro-down with Broey Bar-toon coming up.  (Yeah, I know that's not funny, it's a lead-in.)

Good result against Barton's bunch.

Let's not get carried away by early season form.  Chelsea and the Manchesters are going to fade - the title beckons!

NNNG.

Worse news.  Stevie can do without that vortex of injuries and shame. Stripes2011-09-16 11:35:07

"Santon could be out for a very long time. We�re talking months, plural. I feel this worst case scenario is something that is going to become reality."

Yes!  The South Shields Gazette says he could be back to play against Forest in the Carling Cup.

Match previews for AV:  Guardian (note the HBA return date of 24/9, and despair at the expected 4-4-2) and Toonsy.

Thanks for the link. there was a related article with a photo of the partially erected signage at SJP "rect.com Newcastle United.

Very apt.

Also note that Hughton, now at Brum City, also has to contend with ownership worries as Carson Yeung's assets have been frozen. Really feel for the man.

Had a late night last night and decided to tune in to the game when I got home.  Best sensed this and equalised.  From what I saw (and other match reviews agree) Villa were very, very lucky to get a point.  Given was in great form - and there was a horrible, late decision from the assistant referee to deny Sameobi when he bet our ex-.

Nice way to start the day - reading the match reports for the various matches played last night.

Still in 4th and undefeated.

Also funny to see Joey B on his twatter again and winding up the wolves fans.

And in another match there was an own-goal fest...

McLoven has now scored his second against Nottingham.

Unbelievable.  If somebody told me that it was a sustained typo, and that the goals were actually coming from Elliot, that would seem like a return to sanity.

edit:  Ah, and for goal 3 - Simpson's intended cross goes into the net.  Finally something normal!

edit2:  And the winner from the captain.  Thanks, Colo.
Stripes2011-09-21 09:44:23

Sounds like a great contest (against the mighty Forest) and the two Ameobis making an appearance.

I didn't watch the Forest game, just followed commentary.  Apparently, Hatem looked himself, though his fitness must be questioned after such a long lay-off.  He's meant to make the bench for Blackburn.

nufcblog.co.uk continues to improve their previews.  Unless you're desperate for the latest on Morten Gamst Pedersen, there's really no need to go anywhere else.  Also, pay careful attention to the Leon Best statistics: most accurate striker in the Premier League, one goal every 110 minutes, soon to surpass Andy Carroll's goal-scoring run in fewer games - this must be the man who was brought in to be our new number 9!

mais oui

Due to daylight savings, I needed every available hour for sleep last night.  But the lads came through anyway.   Glancing at the stats on soccernet's terribly-written report, it was a game marked by inaccuracy - the four goals came from five shots on target, with another eighteen being fired in the vague direction of the net.  Best's association with the #9 shirt seems to have put the mockers on him.  (Thankfully, Ba fired up his own campaign for that number today.)

Owning that 4th spot!