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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stripes wrote:
 
 
I am sure that everyone will be happy to learn that the culprit has been arrested and charged with criminal damage.
 
Should be given an award for service to the community.
 
I just google map-ed our old home and we were about 1.5 miles away from SJP.  Alas I was too young at the time to be aware of the fact and it was before I started supporting the club (which ironically happened after we moved back here).  As an aside I was aware that the alley at the back of our house ran to a brewery...
 

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cracking goal from Jonas!   I haven't watched Wolves' comeback yet...
about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I don't know quite what Archie is on about here.  But it was a nice journey.
about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Didn't realise that the record for the T-W derby is 14-1 to the Tyneside (here)

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Troy Stavers sounded off on tactics at .co.uk recently.  I don't really care about the main part of his argument, but he does claim that Cabaye is a defensive midfielder and suggests that the lad should be moved into a more advanced role.
 
I'm not sure that either part of that is right.  Cabaye strikes me as more of a regista (what's awkwardly translated as a "deep-lying playmaker), if a combative one.  A gallic Paul Scholes, if you will.  Insisting that he try to play between the lines would seem like a waste of his long passing, may be something of a gamble on his movement, etc.  If there is a problem with Cabaye, it's the lack of attacking movement in wide areas.  (Clearly, Obertan & Marveaux were intended to help solve that, but neither has come right yet.)
 
I reckon he'll have a fantastic second season.
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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well my mother died when I was only 2 years old,
Father ran off to sea with a bloke I'm told,
Me sister is a prostitute,
Me brother's doing life in jail,
Still it could have been worse,
I could have been born a mackem.
 
 
Junior822012-03-04 14:42:33

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Big game tonight. Who's watching?
about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nope - cack load of work on tomorrow.  Stripes is usually pretty staunch.
 
Whose the Geordie Boot Boy who hangs out in the Fever Zone?  Mostly heard during "Ricky Herbert's Yellow Army".
 
 

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
arnies wrote:
Big game tonight. Who's watching?


Me, 4-4 draw would be good.
about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Good boy Bendtner.

about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stripes was actually rather ill last night and blearily watched this ill-spirited derby.
 
All I really have to say is: good old Shola.  He'll still be in contract at seventy if he keeps up the knack of scoring goals in this fixture.
about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Just watched the highlights of the TW derby, cracking drama that was!

You guys must love shoela, won the peno, scored the equaliser, pardew gave him the big ups in the interview

nice

cattermole is a twat
about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Shola is a legend.  One time, he called up the police to say he'd been robbed, only to have to admit later that he'd just left his place untidy.
 
 
Perhaps a bit tame these days, but in 2009 we only knew about Balotelli as a high potential striker on Football Manager.
about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sometimes the law is an ass: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/mar/07/newcastle-fans-jobless-man-stadium
 
 
 
 

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Proof that Junior82 is not Mike Ashley.
 
Ashley & Llambias come across a bit like Pierpont Mauler and Slift in this piece.  "They may have to be as they are, but they do not have to be."
about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Damn it, Llambias, stop being endearing.
about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ah, match previewing has to start somewhere.  Let's lead with a moment of lucidity from M. Wenger.  Next stop, the Guardian (note that they've ceased giving away chalkboards, no doubt for "austerity" reasons, but Electric Cornflakes provides reason enough to visit the site once a week).
 
Assuming that the Guardian is correct about those teams, the positional battles are:
 
Central midfield: Tiote & Cabaye against Song & Arteta & Rosicky - honestly, this only looks even at 2 vs. 3.  If Rosicky tries sitting between the lines he won't see much of the ball.  Song's task will be particularly difficult.  While Ramsey's return gives Wenger a combative substitute, I don't fancy the Welshman stamping his mark on the game against Tiote.
 
Newcastle's left:  Jonas & Santon against Sagna & Walcott.  It looks like Pardew will set up his left to hold off Arsenal's main attacking zone, and it doesn't look too bad. 
 
Newcastle's right:  HBA & Simpson against Gibbs & Oxlade-Chamberlain.  This will probably break down into one on ones.  It's difficult to predict - the Ox is a great prospect, but has not been playing at a high level for very long.  I think Ben Arfa will tend to get the better of Gibbs.
 
Newcastle's defence:  Coloccini & Williamson against RVP & Rosicky.  Barring a masterclass by his countryman, the Dutch striker is going to score.  The question is, "how many?"
 
Newcastle's attack:  Ba & Cisse against Koscielny & Vermaelen.  Again, I think the question is not, "will they score?" but "how many will it be?".
 
Hislop's law:  It's all about the goal-keeper.  Krul is better than Szczesny, and his fans find it easier to spell his name, too!  
 
I say: Newcastle to edge it in an action-packed game.  Controversy guaranteed, manager shouting-match likely.  Final score 2-3.
about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Not as much controversy as expected.  A couple of things went otherwise than I (and the Guardian) anticipated, mostly stemming from Obertan playing instead of Cisse and Oxlade-Chamberlain drifting inside.
 
It seems like Pardew intended to match Arsenal 3 v. 3 in the central zone (with Obertan picking up Song).  That wasn't too bad, but it meant that the Gunners had no need to restrain the fullbacks.  Sagna provided a lot going forward on the right and the strain definitely told on Santon.  Wenger's retort, of course, was to throw yet another body into the middle with the Ox coming inside.  Rosicky played very well in that crowded zone, and Arsenal pressed very effectively to shut down Newcastle's options.
 
A tight and iinteresting Financial Fair Play derby - and to be honest, one that Arsenal deserved to win.
about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Back on track, after a media flurry about how Cisse is struggling to settle in England.
 
I look forward to seeing him once he's comfortable in the League!
about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I read that too.  Seems like HBA is struggling to settle.
 
Anyway, 3 valuable points and staying in the Europa "zone", athough it would be nice if Pardew can inspire the team to get a bigger trophy this season.
 

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That Teresa Herrera thing from last season is, as far as I know, the biggest trophy in club football.  And Newcastle is the only English team to have won it.
 
Really, we can rest on our laurels.
Stripes2012-03-23 15:55:33
almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Seems like HBA is struggling to settle.
 
Seems like he's settled.

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stripes wrote:
I look forward to seeing (Cisse) once he's comfortable in the League!


I think he's comfortable in the League.

Or, perhaps Pardew's concerns about losing the message in the translation have been solved? "Right son, what I want you to do is get the ball in the net."
almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ba seems like he has become bit of a forgotten man. Cisse just bossing it and stealing his headlines
almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
1.  I kinda hope that we only qualify for the Europa League.  Champions League football would be grand and all that, but it could lead to a bit of madness.
 
2.  Ba & Cisse are Super Demba Brothers.  I don't think there'll be any issues there.
 
3.  Handball appeal seriously over-rated.  It looks a bit that way from an angle that no official would have seen - from cameras closer to what the ref would have seen, the ball seems to strike Simpson's chest.
almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
But think of the Euros - quite lucrative.  May be able to buy the naming rights back to SJP?
 
Edit: And of course it would be nice to have a trophy to go along with our Teresa Herrera.
 
 
Junior822012-04-02 13:30:39

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nah, if SJP is a Champions League venue its naming rights will just be worth more.
 
Don't get me wrong, the Euros would be good for the club.  I just see it as more likely that the club can handle a tilt at the Europa League (playing young guns against the weaker clubs) without getting carried away and losing track of domestic duties.  We've had the glorious dabbles before, steady progress is the order of today.
almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Steady progress:
 
2009/10: Championship winners
2010/11: 12th EPL
2011/12: 4th EPL
2012/13: UCL semi-finalists and FA cup winners
2013/14: New owner (Cheryl Tweedy anyone?)
 
 

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Steady progress with Teresa Herera would be OK, too.
 
almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That would be so much better then what we currently have:

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That is not a trophy.
almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
He he - no it isn't.
 
It's the booby prize.
 
 

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
He he - no it isn't.
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It's the booby prize.

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Teresa Herera's boobies should be more prized.

almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Another win, another cisse goal, level omn points with spurs

my my would i love it if arsenal finished 3rd and newcastle 4th
almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
paulm wrote:
Another win, another cisse goal, level omn points with spurs

my my would i love it if arsenal finished 3rd and newcastle 4th


+1

I would love Newcastle to nick 4th.

Three for me, and two for them.

almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nah.

Arsenal can have 4th.

almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stripes wrote:

While the season's going well, take a moment to consider the plight of Haris Vuckic.� Hopefully the growing pains theory is a sound one.



Also note that social media-based football pundit Erik Pieters is now supporting Newcastle.


Or Vuckic could be just experiencing the normal injury-plagued career of any player at NUFC.

As for Erik (the not Viking or even half-bee), until he starts quoting Kierkegaard on his twitter I refuse to take any link with Toon seriously.

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

There are a couple of lads who aren't constantly getting crocked.  Jonas has played 115 games in the last 3 seasons, Colo's turned in 111 (though he seems to get played through injuries where possible), and Danny Simpson managed 110.

Stripes2012-04-15 10:48:36