FIFA Women's World Cup 2023

Group A: New Zealand | Norway | Philippines | Switzerland

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30 Jul 08:15
YES KATIE BOWEN!!!!
30 Jul 08:16
Good shark Esson
30 Jul 08:19
Get Jale and Riley on. We need to make something happen. The fizz has gone out of the Ferns game. Looks more and more like a Swiss goal coming.
30 Jul 08:22
Fudge I hope Essan can go 100%
30 Jul 08:22
That last play from Wilkinson sums it up. Half arsed attempt at getting the ball, gave up chasing it. 

And now they sub a new defender in. 
30 Jul 08:25 · edited 30 Jul 08:26 · History
Why turn the ball back?,?
Do we want a goal or not?
Honestly, that's pathetic 
30 Jul 08:29
why not bring Jale on..?
30 Jul 08:30
Ninja
why not bring Jale on..?

Because she's not in Klimkovas in group.
30 Jul 08:30
Switzerland are cruising now. NZ has lost the midfield. Get Jade on for Wilkinson.
30 Jul 08:32
This is painful to watch. 

First half we looked good but this half we have so many passes either to nobody or directly to the other team. I feel like we’ll toil all game for nothing.
You cant just pick and choose which laws to follow. Sure Id like to tape a baseball game without the express written consent of major league baseball, but thats just not the way it works.-Hank Hill
30 Jul 08:32
Can’t see us winning this. 
Klimklova seems to have done her badges at the same school as Talay. She wants to be able to say we got 4 points which is more than we ever did before.
Jale and Clegg need to come on now.. well, 10 minutes ago. Better to go out losing 0-1 but fighting, than limp to a draw and out

30 Jul 08:32
Jale for Percival..  interesting. Good to see her on at least 
30 Jul 08:34
Well that’s one.
Now Clegg for Wilkinson. At least our possessions stats would go up.
30 Jul 08:37
If I didn't know what benign was before,I do now!
30 Jul 08:37
Jacqui Hand is so lightweight and weak in any sort of physical contact. 

How good is Bowen, though? Easily our best player, daylight second. 
30 Jul 08:38
We’ve scored one goal in like 12 games. We ain’t scoring today.

"It will be hosted in Wellington. My balls my word"

3/7/2013

"McGlinchey is ours ! My balls my word."

5/8/2014

30 Jul 08:40
Great two giants up front. We aren’t good enough to create through the midfield, just pump it long
30 Jul 08:42
Rennie.
The messiah!
30 Jul 08:44
Jitka has nothing about her. Literally changes nothing and keeps clapping for the team. Pathetic.

"It will be hosted in Wellington. My balls my word"

3/7/2013

"McGlinchey is ours ! My balls my word."

5/8/2014

30 Jul 08:45
If we score one Switzerland go home.  LETS GO FERNS!!!!!
30 Jul 08:49
....just....one....goal....
come on!!!!
I have an amazing ability to find my way out of mazes. I'm pathological. 
30 Jul 08:52
Acht minuten! 
30 Jul 08:56
Sums it up.
No ideas.
30 Jul 08:56
It's all sharks and giggles, but sending your keeper forward practically never works. 
30 Jul 08:58
If esson hadn't got her head to that would it have fallen to Jale instead 
30 Jul 08:58
When our goal keeper looks most like scoring it sums it up really.
30 Jul 08:59
Our most threatening attack has come from our keeper. 

Says it all…

"It will be hosted in Wellington. My balls my word"

3/7/2013

"McGlinchey is ours ! My balls my word."

5/8/2014

30 Jul 09:00 · edited 30 Jul 09:01 · History
Thank god,I've have had enough of watching that shark!
30 Jul 09:00
So Aussie are bringing in Kerr and we changed nothing? 3 games 1 goal? 


30 Jul 09:01
Toothless shark. Unacceptable game tactically and from an intensity perspective.
30 Jul 09:01
Fudge it!

The Ferns beat Norway and drew with Switzerland.  I'm proud of these women.

2 cms in the Phillipines game is the difference between us getting in and not.  Fudge it.  Proud of our glorious ferns!!!!!
30 Jul 09:01
Farks sake...
30 Jul 09:04
nufc_nz
Jitka has nothing about her. Literally changes nothing and keeps clapping for the team. Pathetic.

Yeh she is like a "Mother Hen"
30 Jul 09:04
Bananas
Fudge it!

The Ferns beat Norway and drew with Switzerland.  I'm proud of these women.

2 cms in the Phillipines game is the difference between us getting in and not.  Fudge it.  Proud of our glorious ferns!!!!!
 That great save at the end of the Phillipines match to prevent Jale.... that's the difference between playing at Eden Park and buying candy floss. 
30 Jul 09:05
It stings like fudge right now but going in to the tournament I expected us to beat Phillipines and get pumped by Norway and Switzerland.

So proud of these women!
30 Jul 09:08
Disappointed but really proud of the Ferns. Before the tournament would have taken a win and a draw. They created lots of positive emotions and the Norway game was one of my all time best football watching experiences. The NZ public got engaged in a way I never thought would happen. Great for football and women’s sport in general.
30 Jul 09:08
Well that was fun while it lasted. Proud of the girls and hopefully this inspires a whole generation of footballers.

Ultimately though, I'm not sure they really believed they could get through. Norway felt like we were flying on the confidence of having nothing to lose, and that just disappeared for the next two games.
30 Jul 09:08
Great fight but came down to the bit we had all been worried about, putting it in the net. Not sure how much that is the coach or the talent available. Either way need to improve in the future. 
But for right now, just think the team did amazing through the 3 games. They have taken football in this country into places it has never been before. Very proud of what they have demonstrated.  
I have an amazing ability to find my way out of mazes. I'm pathological. 
30 Jul 09:09
nufc_nz
Jitka has nothing about her. Literally changes nothing and keeps clapping for the team. Pathetic.

Only another 4 years on her contract thank god....

30 Jul 09:09
Our coach is shark.